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Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 7:18am On Apr 02, 2009
dgreatrock:
@ brein i am beginning to like you and your posts. There are some where near objective
Hmm, somewhere near OBJ, is it in Ota or where?
That also means it is not objective at all, its just somehow near, Naira landers Una no go kill me oh!
CultureRe: What Do You Hate About Your Culture? by Em2va: 7:10am On Apr 02, 2009
Injustice against the female gender. I think that has been the most annoying and loathing part of it.
LiteratureRe: Recommend A Book For Me! by Em2va: 7:08am On Apr 02, 2009
Tommorow Never Comes, by Sydney Sheldon.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 7:07am On Apr 02, 2009
i_laugh:
@Em2Va

I detest you because each time your girlfriend wants you to fok her, you are on NairaLand, and each time you fok her, you refuse to c um on time because your whole mind, body and soul is focussed on NairaLand while she sobs for you to fok her like if there is no tomorrow.
Is that the only thing you think about? Hmm! hee! Aids is real oh! Aids no dey sho for face oh!

You detest me because of what I do to my GF?
Hmm Nairalanders, I'm sure you can all smell this rat here, if you agree with me, it means that this guy called
i_laugh has been sneaking behind my back to sleep with my GF, otherwise, how else could he have known all these intricate
personal details about my own relationship? How I wish there was cyber police, I would have made sure that you are deleted from planet earth
without the possibility of recovery!
ComputersRe: Mtn 3.5g Data Service: How Good? by Em2va: 6:52am On Apr 01, 2009
MTN is still the most cost effective so far!
FamilyRe: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Em2va: 6:52am On Apr 01, 2009
:-x
ComputersRe: How to download large files by Em2va: 6:46am On Apr 01, 2009
DAP is cool but its fault is that it abruptly cuts ur download once in every 2 minutes, so U
must always sit tight and watch your download.
Thats bad enough!

Infact DAP is COLD! not cool.
ComputersRe: Need Help Please - My laptop keeps shutting down by Em2va: 6:44am On Apr 01, 2009
Good smiley
PhonesRe: How To Do Day-time Xtra Cool by Em2va: 6:41am On Apr 01, 2009
lipsrsealed hmm! embarassed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 6:34am On Apr 01, 2009
Phillfree:
I don't hate anybody here on Nairaland. Love you all, most especially the ladies
Eh! I know say na woman go first attract you! abi? I no say na to dey look person profile i.e woman own oh! dey sweet you pass.
Ol boy, enjoy no mind me sha, life is for the living, sooooo

LIVE IT UP Meeeeeeen!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 9:30am On Mar 31, 2009
Oh! U really wouldnt want me to start reeling out who they are!
You meet them everyday with your hands and eyes while on the net!
They are the ones who make you feel like sending a malicious virus into
their PCs from their usernames on Nairaland!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 2:58am On Mar 31, 2009
dgreatrock:
My pally? Gabrywl, ogaga4luv, tgirl4real, iice. Their postings are dear to ma heart, not all sha!
I think I agree with you on that!

O Brien, allow us to feel free to send our appraisals to who we feel!
Nice personalities are hard to come by,
Terrible ones are so hard to forget!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 2:51am On Mar 30, 2009
Eziachi:
Unlike you I don't detest anyone but I can disagree with them with difference in opinion on issues. It will be a waste of time detesting someone I had little or no chance of meeting in my life. And you are the guy that claim to be a christian? By the fruits they bear, we shall recognise them. Good luck to you.
Aha! Just what I was waiting for,

Eziachi, how does it feel now to talk ill of other people, especially men of God?
I can see that hurt you sooo much, sorry eh?
I never claimed to be a christian. Rather it was you quoting what you had'nt
properly read!
Dont cry, OMO IGBO!
Good luck to you too
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo Makes 12 Million Naira A Year by Em2va: 5:42pm On Mar 28, 2009
Come all of una wen dey talk rubbish for dia, If I catch any of U wen U den dey pay you pass 5million per year, I go
arrest you, oh because una be tif tif.
See una head
Nairaland GeneralWho On Nairaland Do You (a)detest And/or (b)like And Why. by Em2va(op): 4:50pm On Mar 28, 2009
For me I detest "Eziachi" and I like "ThiefofHeart" Well these are two extremes.
Eziachi is an unruly undoing to his/her own self
ThiefofHeart is an easy going sincere person, and a nice profile pic I must say!

Does any one like any of the moderators?

What about You?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am Still A Virgin I Have Never Slept With Any Woman Am Proud Of My Self by Em2va: 8:19pm On Mar 27, 2009
Wow is that so? Are you serious? Eeyah! what of all the bathroom jerks?
I'm sure you are still a virgin there too abi? bush man!
I pity that girl u call ur GF. U dont have her yet, but she is the one U jerkoff to right?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect "but There Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by Em2va: 8:00pm On Mar 27, 2009
The woman is the most imperfect being ever created, but she is the mother of perfection.
She carries creation in her womb, and its initial sustainance in her breasts,
and posseses a powerful hold on creation that no one can comprehend, and eventually
nurtures creation to maturity.

All you guyz out there lets give it up for THE WOMAN!
We wont be here without 'em
PoliticsRe: Obama, Not The First American President With Black Blood by Em2va: 7:49pm On Mar 27, 2009
The Ishu, and Iyan, in this matter is that He is the first well known and celebrated Black american to be voted in as president of an all white country Period. Shikena!
PoliticsRe: N/A by Em2va: 7:48pm On Mar 27, 2009
Make una pity the poster now, abi una wan kill am?
Anyway, I gree say she gurk sha oh! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 4 Billion Naira Private Jet? Whats Next by Em2va: 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2009
rockhaven:
U AR A BUSY BODY.IF DANGOTE AT HIS AGE CAN USE A JET,WHY NOT A 60PLUS MAN PREACHING THE WORD OF GOD ALL OVER THE WORLD.IS PRIVATE JETS MEANT FOR SMUUGLERS AND THE ABACHAS AND THE LOOTERS ALONE.FOR ALL I CARE IT COULD EVEN BE A GIFT
Bros na tru you talk o jere! Swerztica tongue
PoliticsRe: Are These Religious Conflicts Or Tribal Conflicts? by Em2va(op): 7:36pm On Mar 27, 2009
Wow that was a real great insight into the hausa and the fulani. So that means that most of the miscreant politicians that have been eating our money are all Fulani? I really do not think so my dear. All the public loots we have ever had in Nigeria were carried out by the Hausas.
They have eaten this country dry. Its a miracle Nigeria is still alive, hmm when a person loots 500 million naira?

9jaganja:
I don't think the Igbos are the only target here. One in Jos made Yorubas a centre target. But the murdered Igbos and the murdered Yorubas had something in common and that was their faith (Christianity). I'll say it's a religious war. I hate it when I mistake Fulanis for Hausas. I know a few Hausa people and they are rather just happy and gentle even though they had little to nothing, their laughter can be heard miles away. But with the influx of the Arab mixed Fulanis and the destruction of the Hausa's original culture, it's hard not to call the Hausas Fulanis and the Fulanis Hausas. The Fulanis are invaders and it still runs in their blood to invade and use people's land whenever they want (You can ask the Kwarans how they had to deal with them). While visiting Ilorin in 2000 I think, I heard of a fight between some Yoruba farmers and Fulani cattle herders over farm crops getting trampled on by cattles. Also don't mistake the Bororos for Fulani. The Bororos are the ones you see selling Fura de nunu and they are the best people I've ever seen in this world. The Bororos respect people alot. They are nomadic and I was lucky to jam them in one bush in Ogun state. They gave me and my adventurous cousins Fura de nunu and a bucket of fresh milk for free and they taught us how to do their traditional dance. Also their traditional gin is soo powerful and sweet at the same time (you won't even know you are drunk until you stop). The Hausas had kings and queens not sultans and stuff. I think their culture is gone forever unles a revolution brings it back. You can still see a few Hausas who are neither Christians nor Muslims; these are the ones that reflect what Hausa people were. what is now called Jos used to be among the few places in Africa where Nok culture is practiced. Oyo empire was the master of such art work followed by Benin empire.
Point of Correction! The Easterners have always been the target, but of course when there cant be a quick and easy seperation of the two then who cares?

I read of a case that happend 2001/2002, a lorry one day arrived in Abia state filled with dead bodies of easterners from the north. Well the easterners retorted and sent back two lorries filled with dead northerners living in the east then. Did they think there wouldnt be a reaction?
I think that made them cool off a bit. They always start the trouble!
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboyes's Private Jet A Must Read by Em2va: 7:24pm On Mar 27, 2009
Eziachi:
Greatest punishment for those that misquote the scriptures to support their unchristlike believes. What has spirit got to do with money and accumulation of wealth? Why do people like you always equates material success as an act of God or a sign of God's approval of a person, when satan is the god of this system and can reward his follower masquerading as God's servant?

Not being preachy, but I remembered the scripture in ACT 19:19, where the likes of your rich pastor will say to Jesus : I used your name to cure the sick, feed the poor, perform powerful work, even make lots of money and Jesus will say to them, go away from me, I don't know you, you workers of lawlessness.

How do you know God is using this guy? Do you had a chat with God and he told you? At least through their fruits we shall know them and this is not exactly the spiritual fruit, when the whole thing is centred on how get rich. Many false prophets will arrive in the name of God and not all that shout God! God! has anything to do with God. God is not materialistic and never will be.

When people like your pastor fail in other aspects of life, their easy way to riches is to open a church and claims their false God's calling, reaping up gullible people like you of their little earnings all in the name of God.
I can see you are so Atheistical in your belief and lifestyle. You know you'd make a good scientist. Bro, You have to have a rethink. You know your bible so well and even correctly quote it, but the understanding of it thereof You are soooooo DUMB, what a shame! Probably You go to church too, but I bet you have neva given offering, okay maybe you have but I am sure its the torn naira notes/change that you drop in offering box, because it is to your pastor. My friend go and read your bible well. Bush man!

Like PapaBrowne said the plane would fly so high, I even wish it will fly particularly over your roof every time it takes off!
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboyes's Private Jet A Must Read by Em2va: 1:24pm On Mar 27, 2009
Please each and everyone of you against Pastor Adeboye's having a private Jet, should all keep quiet. Where were you all, when He was sowing the
seed of greatness, when he didnt have a single shoe, and didnt have any car? Where were you all when he had to use his legs and go for visitation to members homes, where have all of you been when He has been fasting for the entire country, continent and the world at large, where have you been since He has been on His knees fasting praying.
Where were you when his son died? Where were you when snakes were practically living and sleeping on His bed?
All of you should just shut up!

You have no Idea of what this man has been thru, yet you open Ur stinking mouths to talk rubbish, and Your dirty hands to type nonsense.
Left for that Prof whatever he calls himself, he should go and get a life. I'm sure If he is given a Jet he will go and sell it and give to the poor and Needy, [HISS]

I dont blame you all, it is jealousy and hypocrisy that is wrong with all of you!

Please mind what you say and write, You dont know where this man is coming from or where He has been!
PoliticsAre These Religious Conflicts Or Tribal Conflicts? by Em2va(op): 3:36am On Mar 27, 2009
In the past few months, we all witnessed how some corpers were killed in the north due to one conflict like that, not just that some months back it was the same
thing, and then a few years back a Reverend was roasted alive, another pastor was beheaded and his head was displayed around town.
I am not siding anyone, but I noticed the northerners seem to be the ones majorly killing the Igbo folk. It was reported that shops and market places
were major targets, and it is not hard to conclude that the owners of these shops or markets were Igbo people, the northerners dont do business the way the Onicha boyz do.

Please I'd love to know, why are the Igbos made to suffer so much in the hands of these northerns? I watched a film of recent "TEARS IN THE SUN", You need to watch that film,
I really pitied the Igbo race. The war probably made them become business minded people who had to go into it because of lack of education.
Ejoo, awon omo Nynja, Ki la fe se fun awon t' onje okuta? A friend of mine who was a corper in the north would have been killed along with some Igbo boys just because he was
with them. Hmm, something must be done oh, Eyin bobos, if we sit still, these heartless menaces will bring it to us, infact we experienced one in Ibadan sometime ago, and I think in slaughter in Lagos.

Can there ever be harmony between the Hausas and the Igbos? And please if they come be ready oh! because a ma ja!
PoliticsI Hope Theres Nothing Wrong Wit Our Online Newspapers Oh! by Em2va(op): 11:20am On Mar 25, 2009
Whats going on? I hope there isnt a plot to shut down the online papers because non seems to be going, with one complaint or the other.
PoliticsRe: Shockin! Yoruba Man Turn Into Monkie? Na Woo! Which Way Nigeria Haha by Em2va: 11:17am On Mar 25, 2009
NA lie! Story

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