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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Take Over Lagos Island As Hoodlums Harrass Shop Owners by emakoji(m): 7:11pm On Feb 27, 2023
ObaOfYorubaLand:
Useless Soldiers.

Where were they when the people needed them in Lagos and rivers on Saturday
Mind you, soldiers are not allowed in polling units, to avoid intimidating voters.
PoliticsRe: Angry Voters Descend On Bundles Of Cash A Vote Buyer Came With (Video/Pictures) by emakoji(m): 11:11am On Feb 26, 2023
Camera man. So you too can not go and pick your own share🤣🤣
BusinessRe: Startimes Vs Gotv: Which Is Better? by emakoji(m): 1:08pm On Jun 09, 2022
In terms of pocket friendliness, Startimes is better because of the daily or weekly options. At least no one has that time to be in front of the TV 24hours a day
Nairaland GeneralRe: List Of Blasphemy Killings In Nigeria by emakoji(m): 7:15pm On May 12, 2022
God is Sovereign and mighty, let us allow Him be the judge. Stop fighting for or judging for Him
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Names Male Contacts On Her Phone Based On Their Private Organ (Pix) by emakoji(m): 7:08pm On May 12, 2022
Hnmmmmm, Old age will soon humble you
BusinessRe: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by emakoji(m): 11:12am On Jan 30, 2021
Yampotatocarrot:
It should show it after the verification process is finished
The main problem here is that it has prevented us from submitting the list of employees, because it is after the submission that the verification of each staff can commence.

After uploading the payroll and clicking on submit, it will say account number/bvn already exist
BusinessRe: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by emakoji(m): 9:20am On Jan 30, 2021
daddytime:
I'm still having problems getting past the “Beneficiary Employees”.

I am stuck at the “last salary” part. I don't know of it's got to do with my browser (Safari) or not. But each time I fill the salary in this format “ #61,750 “, it still says, “ last salary is required”.

Is there anyone with this same issue please, and how did you get around the last salary figure input?
Remove the naira sign, if possible remove the coma sign too, it will recognize it
BusinessRe: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by emakoji(m): 8:19am On Jan 30, 2021
This is the same problem I have been having too, anybody with the solution should please help.

missdivineprove:
pls, someone help. since yesterday, i have not been able to submit my employers names. i keep getting this response. ''Account number and/or BVN may already exis''t. i have asked them and they said they have not done it anywhere. what should i do?

i initially added my name (the CEO) but i have removed it. thinking its the problem but its not.
can the CEOname be added as well? if not, how will the owner get paid?
CelebritiesRe: Unbelievable: Who Is The Richest? Davido Or Wizkid? - See Facts by emakoji(m): 9:14pm On Aug 09, 2020
They have started again grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Has Been Bridesmaid For 40 Friends, about getting married by emakoji(m): 4:22pm On Apr 19, 2019
Congratulations.

What a record grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Daniel Amokachi All Loved Up Dancing After Having Dinner by emakoji(m): 4:21pm On Apr 19, 2019
I don't mind...... grin
PoliticsRe: A Look-alike Of Dino Melaye Spotted In Ekiti (photo) by emakoji(m): 3:42pm On Apr 19, 2019
No be lie?

Me I no see any resemblance oooo grin
CelebritiesRe: Motunrayo Anikulapo Kuti Slams Man Who Said Davido Is A Better Singer Than Fela by emakoji(m): 5:11pm On Apr 04, 2019
Raydos:
Has fela ever hit 100,000,000 views on YouTube before? ?


Abeg Davido and burna boy are my favorite and they are the best hit maker in the world
Small boy talk (sorry I don't mean to offend you).... In fela's days there was less access to the Internet. Besides, they don't sing the same style of music
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Criticizes 2 Soldiers For Riding On The Same Bike Without Helmet by emakoji(m): 3:31pm On Nov 23, 2018
Wetin concern you? �
SportsRe: Lady Turns Super Eagles Jersey In Bum Shorts, Rocks It In New Photos by emakoji(m): 7:11pm On Jun 09, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Her make up looks horrible shocked
Stop looking at the makeup, look at the water melon and the cashew seed, they are nice grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Must Seek Reelection In 2019, He Is Saviour Of Nigerians- Minister by emakoji(m): 7:42am On Jan 04, 2018
After taking your share
CrimeRe: Police Arraign Man For Stabbing Another In Ekiti by emakoji(m): 7:34am On Jan 04, 2018
It is a welcome development, but let there be a Severe penalty.
PoliticsRe: Navy's 'Operation Octopus Grip' In Bayelsa, Delta Set To Be Launched by emakoji(m):
mrbillz:
Smile!

After this, na Operation "Shark bite"... grin

NA initiated operation Crocodile Smile and Python Dance

I'm sure the NPF will follow suit. Probably theirs could be tagged Operation "Lion Roar" grin

Waiting for NPF and NSCDC cheesy
No, for NPF, It will be operation dog bark grin
RomanceRe: Is It True? by emakoji(m): 2:17pm On Aug 02, 2017
Try to hard a power bank... ... I mean backup
PoliticsRe: Don't Re-arrest Kanu - Boko Haram Warns by emakoji(m): 2:11pm On Aug 02, 2017
Usurping everywhere you go
NYSCRe: Big Size corps Member Struggling To Climb A Fence In Camp POP Exercise(video) by emakoji(m): 2:09pm On Aug 02, 2017
Not as you exaggerated, he actually did it
HealthRe: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by emakoji(m): 1:55pm On Aug 02, 2017
Infidelity is rampant in that state...
HealthRe: Men Should Suck Women’s Breasts To Prevent Breast Cancer – Expert by emakoji(m): 1:36am On Jul 26, 2017
StephDamielola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


IF WE ADOPT THIS AS A LAW IN THIS COUNTRY WITH PERVERTED MEN ROAMING LIKE THE DEVIL SEEKING FOR WHOM TO DEVOUR. THEN IN THE NEAREST FUTURE, WOMEN WILL GO TITLESS BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE SUCKED THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OFF THEIR BWESTS....

NIGERIAN MEN CAN SUCK SHAA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
OR WHAT DO YOU THINK?
But frankly speaking, you are a lady, I don't need to ask you, but I know that ladies enjoy their breast being sucked (all things being equal expecially between two lovers). On the other hand, men are just configured to naturally like breast (it appeals to their eyes, feel good to touch and to su*k) with the exception of those of the old women. Hence, through sucking, both parties will benefit, but the more being the lady because in the process she will be indirectly preventing breast cancer.

So my dear, it is not peculiar to only Nigerian men, it is just nature taking its natural course.
HealthRe: Men Should Suck Women’s Breasts To Prevent Breast Cancer – Expert by emakoji(m): 5:07pm On Jul 25, 2017
StephDamielola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING?
That breast sucking is good for mutual benefit grin
FamilyRe: Man Buys Venza For His Mother After Selling Her Car To Travel Abroad by emakoji(m): 5:07pm On Jul 24, 2017
I hope you are not indirectly encouraging others to sell their parents car...... because you have not told us where and how
RomanceRe: See What Ladies Does At Benin Club by emakoji(m): 1:17pm On Jul 23, 2017
Lesbo, they need help.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Nnamdi Kanu’s Handshake ‘heals’ IPOB Supporter Of Stomach Pains – Biaf by emakoji(m): 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
You people should leave this guy alone
RomanceRe: 'I Caught My Wife In My Bed With Our Landlord' by emakoji(m): 12:58pm On Jul 22, 2017
This thing called sex self smiley

Too bad of the woman, it's obvious she can't change and can do without a joystick.

Men too should learn from this, understand your woman and don't keep her waiting for too long (two months is like 2 years to some people)

Separation; final answer.
PoliticsRe: See What A Street In Surulere Currently Looks Like After The Heavy Downpour Last by emakoji(m): 12:47pm On Jul 22, 2017
Improper management of refuse.. ...
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Young Man That Wants To Have Sex With Her by emakoji(m): 11:09pm On Jul 21, 2017
Old pussy indeed grin

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