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DarkSpawn80: I Am Legend.. When Will's Dog Died.

guess u aint nigerian or u dnt live here!

Thank u,expect ma call...
More inputs please.

Pls,can anyone here tell me the ingredient and description on how to make carwash friendly soap.thanks.

Well...attitude matters truly,i was jst being emotional with d guy and in biz they say.
"do it with all ur emotions and dnt get emotional"

PapaBrowne: I was about to comment positively on your post and actually help out until I saw this. Fatalism.

ayo ade: You blew your chances with impatience. I doubt if you can handle any biz with that kind of attitude let alone pay back loan amount. Sorry bro, but you need to work more on your attitude.

make una shut up joor(sorry about dt)
if u can help u do.if nt jst pass on,and stop adding salt to injury.
D dude is jst fraustrated cnt u decipher dat frm d nature of d biz he plan starting? U keep brngin up attitude ish(oversabi).
Na ppl lyk una go tel applicant say im supos ryt 16th feb. 2013 as date instead of feb 16th 2013..there4 he's incompetent...guy i dnt av money to help u,but av seen ntn wrong with ur approach.God help u.

Pataki: You keep sinking low and low. I work for a company and I don't know their web address is akin to working for a company and I don't know the name of the company!

Stinks of the highest idiocy ever. Certainly it is in Nigeria that folks of your ilk certify and justify this kind of malady as 'no crime'. March on bro!

shut d f up.
While i dnt supot d poster u dissed cos he's a dreamer,at the same time,dnt compare govt agencies web address to jumia.com or gtb.com where d life of d firm also center on d website.
Dt man wit all fairness has got ntn 2do wit his agencies web.though he fumble too but if he doesnt av flair 4 internet,den he has no job cheking nscdc web,cos he's job doesnt centa around d site at all.

MY OGA AT THE TOP(viewed from the other angle)
1.) The man's approach to the question is condemnable,he shd've said i don't knw or i cnt remember
2.)you cant totally blame him,how many of our fathers know about the internet,yes he's a literate,a commandant for that matter,but how many of his office work go through the compute,evrytn is paper,so he doesnt av to do with d internet or computer.
3.)av u seen a govt website b4? It's neva uptodate..you'l see 2012 event as upcoming news,9ja is not computer based.govt secretariat stil mk use of typewriter.
4.) to the critics,what is nigeria official website? What is ur state's website,what is ur sch website? Can u ansa these question witout 2nd thought and many more simple site u shd knw.
So this is 9ja,where internet is only limited to fb,twitter,bb,so spare the man some blame pls.those of us who claim to know internet only knw 5% of what abound in the internet.

MAYB am nt a gud investor
MAYB i dnt knw much about turnover ish
BUT i think taking over 20yrs (since '93) for a $2b or any investment to yield profit is not a gud one...besides it hasn't gain enouf publicity(MAYB profit too) lyk burj al arab which was built after it.

I sent u a mail,u'v nt reply me

Mayflowa: I missed the first test, yet I haven't received a rescheduled test msg Is there anyone like that.

if am you i'd jst send the text accordingly lyk dat.

Frm what i gather so far,it seems u only need 500k and u are gud to go,but my question is what if u getting offer as high as 2m generaly frm ppl,will u b able to contain them?

Dis job is like a trap,thats why am scared to join,a friend of mine jst went to pay 8,500 today,cos he's fraustrated out of no job.
But the issue lies in trying to find ppl to join afta u'd join which is cumbersome and illogical.
May God smile on nigerian jobless youth,cos i think nobody actually loves this GNLD Job,they are persuaded,cajoled and u av to do that to other ppl too.

Burger01: ... Man you still saying the same cock and bull story.. lol . Don't mind Seun's software.. this is how you do it.. C*O#RK and Bull story.. for Seun's software C*O*R#K is a censored word and so you need to manipulate your ways around the software by mixing wild characters with the such words.. Welcome to Nairaland JJC. you still have a lot to learn..

u teaching him bad lesson...

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Staicey considering your history with mom, I'd suggest doing something you two can do together.

Cook her breakfast - Free

Pedi and Mani - $70

Lunch in a nice Buffet Resturant - $14

Sightseeing - Free

Dinner (Outback, Olive Garden, TGIF) - $30

Movie (optional) - $16

Total - $130

Dedicating an entire day to mom - PRICELESS

. . . There are many things money can't buy, for everything else start saving them peanuts.

PS
You can do the movie before the dinner. . . I believe the tickets are cheaper before 6pm.[/quote]stop speaking in tongues...what is $(dollars),pedi and mani,buffet,outback,olive garden, movie(na only xmas and easter theatre dey sell 49ja)

Dude...dnt fall my hand,ar u an alien in nigeria?
D email addres dosnt represnt a beta company
d accnt na prsn name so who ar u waitn4 2tel u it's a scam.

razznaija: Toke, you really need to work on your phonetics “THEY” not “DEY”, “THEM” not “DEM”. You’re an oap sweets, I know you can do better with your pronounciation if you put in some effort.

miss teacher...pronunciation not proNOUNciation
u c nobody's perfect?.

KingMEXX: Not logical,

If 8men took 1day for 2houses
how many men would complete 3houses in 1day

--->8*3/2=12men
If 12men complete 3houses in 1day, 16men would complete 3 houses in X days
--->16*1/12=1.33
and 1.33 = 1day 8hours

whr did u see 12men?
Pls ppl who did d questn 2day shd throw lyt if: 3days,1days8hrs,18hrs dey d options mk we sabi coret ansa.

aeyodee: if it takes 8 men to paint 2 houses in a day,how long wil it take 16 men to paint 3 houses

find howmany days per one man first i.e
8*2=16
let *reprsent d numba of dayz it wil tk 16men
16(*)=3(16 i.e num of wkng dayz per man)
16* =48
*=48/16
=3days
na wetin i gt by math,but by reason idey feel lyk e no posibu mk e b 3days o...4 wot e too long..so pls let us knw if can wok it out too...thanks

Av seen enough enugu here,but dnt knw bt d date and time specifictn

LG officer..thanks

Pls,ppl av nt stumble upon anybody writing on 27th feb. 12pm unilag center...pls if u knw/ u are..pls notify me here..abeg make e no b say na 10am dm wan ryt wey dey go write 12pm

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kelvincoll: this is where and how they commit fraud while drinking tea.....

wat a genius ...u shd b rytin lyrics 4 eminem:-(

Never knew don moen is a nairalandist....
Park well jooor!

Rossikk: http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/10180879.100_000_job_hunters_crash_Wiltshire_Police_website/.

i jst read ur link and i came up wit dis fact:
it's jst website hit not d actual applicatn and it's a comprehesive data colectn incase of future vacancy not desperatn as d case of nigeria +us is almost double of 9ja populatn so is stl nt comparable +do u knw d agency had recruit last in 2010,so it'l b 4yr in 2014(d vacncy is 4 2014job),so do u knw d amout of position there is? So stop comparing rubish simply because u'r nt in d unemployed bracket...have empathy,9ja is 4.ked

isreal35: Also resides in Abeokuta. We can make the journey together.

me too...27th feb.12pm unilag email me temitopeemmanuel90@gmail.com...

Atheism is a product of a western life,so atheist shd nt b calling xtain/islam slavery
the only way 2b true african is to go bak to idol worship respet to soyinka and fela,so there4 atheism is neva an african ish..it is alien,africans are believer in a deity.

karis2: I am writting on 28 feb in unilage,any idea on how the test will look like.

good questn

I already have NIM qualitfictn naa!

Pls,i knw it's electronic,but hws d questn gonna b...anybody wrote e-test b4?