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weda we lyk it or nt,dz con3 is neva 1 n wil neva b 1; in ideas,way of life,reasonin...take it or leave it

plz,let d truth b told. hu amongst dz ppl resemble youth abeg. make una no dey use our head nah abeg

i dnt knw wt 2 say,bt let dz nt b propaganda coz i also read abt road construction along abia poly,bt i saw ntin whn i passd there on Wed n thur

Emyemyberry:
the devil[those G7 guys]don't know quality,he only gives you a shoe,and take your leg!

anytym d US,Germans n UK r involved in anytin,guys der must b sumtim more dan jst being fishy. they were no longer interested in our Oil(r they sure), or is 9ja d only dztressed con3 in d world...world Policing

Godwin!!!

The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a girl, Kensington Palace has announced.

The baby weighs 8lbs 3oz and her father the Duke of Cambridge was also present for the birth, the palace said.

The Duchess and the new baby, whose name will be announced "in due course", were both said to be doing well.

The Queen, Duke of Edinburgh, Prince of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall and the baby's uncle Prince Harry had been informed and are "delighted" with the news, the palace added.

Kate was a number of days overdue and had been taken to the Lindo wing of St Mary's Hospital at 6am from her nearby home Kensington Palace.
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The Middleton Family Release Images Of Kate Middleton

Gallery: Royal Couple's Path To Parenthood

Sky News understands the delay between the birth and its announcement was because the couple wanted to be able to tell their families.

The princess is fourth in line to the throne, the Queen's fifth great-grandchild and a spare to the heir - and Prince George's sister.

The Prince of Wales will be overjoyed as he made no secret he wanted his second grandchild to be a girl.

Before the birth William and Kate said they did not know the sex of their baby.
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Royal enthusiasts sit outside the Lindo wing of St Mary's Hospital where Britain's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is expected to give birth to her second child in the next few days, in central London, England

Gallery: Dozens Of Well-Wishers Wait For News Outside St Mary's Hospital In London

:: Follow the live blog for updates

The baby's name is yet to be announced but the favourites are Alice, which was the name of one of Queen Victoria's daughters and also of the Duke of Edinburgh's mother, and Charlotte - the feminine form of Charles - which could be chosen as a nod to William's father, the Prince of Wales.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may also choose Elizabeth in tribute to the baby's great-grandmother the Queen or perhaps Victoria in honour of the baby's great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria.

Health inspectors at work| credits: www.globapost.com
Tests carried out on the 19-year-old law student of the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Kaduna State, indicate that he has tested negative for Ebola.
Kaduna State Commissioner for Health, Dr. Thot Dogo, while confirming the suspected Ebola case due to symptoms exhibited by the student, had added that the blood sample of the patient was taken to a laboratory in Lagos for tests and the result expected today.
The KADUNA rumour is NOT #Ebolaafter laboratory test. (Please Share)
— Ebola Alert (@EbolaAlert) September 2, 2014
It is expected that further clarifications would be made by the Federal Ministry of Health and the state government.
More details later.
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please,let the truth be told-these boko ppl r hiding in a camp where there r only men,so they've actually kidnapped those girls for their sexual urge since they encourage child abuse in d name of child marriage

All i cn say is dz,
1: let's ask ourselves a simple question, did d huge amount of moni ASUU wntd get 2 dt level in Jnathan's administration, d answer is capital NO. Dt moni started accrueing right frm Obasanjo's regime, so y shld all d blame go to Jonathan, wz it destined on Jonathan 2 bear d sin of Others on his should, (of wch he's d 1st President 2 bore d responsibilites of his Predecessors).
Plz,let's know who is d real Devil here. Let's b realistic n stop being political;
Only in Jonathan's Regime is terrorism (Boko) used as a Security Challenge.
ii. Only in JEG's administration is ASUU used as an Agent 2 shake d Educational sector
iii. Only in his tenure is continuity in Office (two terms in office) seen as a Foul play due to d fact dt he's frm d south (nt jst dt,bt frm d minority), plz let's nt crucify d man plz.

As 4 God's will n intentions, it's neva meant 2 b so. The prblm we r hvn z days is Human n Personal wnts. Evry body wnts 2 answer names-General Overseer, spiritual Director,prophetess,etc,no body wnts 2 b under any1 again,bt if u watch it closely,bible made it clear dt b4 u'l b elevated,u hv 2 serve,bt d reverse is d case dz days.

Plz,let's nt use dz Forum as a Means of Blackmailing. Dt JEG pix is neva a campaign Poster,luk @ it closely n u'l c dt it's nt a properly designed PDP campaign poster. So,let's b mature n responsible n stop playing politics on dz Forum. I'm tryn 2 sound harsh,bt let's b real

D score is nw ful 1-3 Arsnl

d nigerian govt n d media cn lie alot.
The following is the breakdown of a Nigerian senator’s monthly salary.
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowance: 50% of Basic Salary = N1,242,122.75
Constituency allowance: 200% of BS = N4,968,509.00
Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50
Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70
Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37
Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55
Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00
Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83
Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12
Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83
Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% = N1,863,184.12
Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% = N7,452,736.50
Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS = N9,936,982.00
Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00

Hw den wil u get d actual id card nah

Let's b realistic on dz issue. If i may ask-hw wil u feel 2 see ur younger broda wearing ur skul uniform in d house,or ur suit or even putting on ur shoes carelessly? Dz r stuffs wch u revere so much.
My fellow nairalanders,dis is d Military we r talking about n nt jst boy scouts. D military represents their country,u cnt jst disrespect dt uniform. D way u respect d national flag is hw their uniform shld b represented.
Dis is nt abt knowin ur right or ur left, plz plz n plz gv dem their respect n stay away frm trouble-even if ur father is in d military.
God bless u

My dear soccer lvn fans,it's high tym it's accepted dt enlgish fa is doing der bizness.they knw little or notin abt us ova here.if a ref shld b relegated 4 allowing man u 6-1 deficit 2 man city,i think der's sumtin fishy abt it.
Guys,beta go n check d position of David Gill in english fa n also in uefa.
Let's stop killn ourselves n jst enjoy d round leather game-afta all d game originated frm England

frosbel: Follow Christ the Last ADAM, a true MAN of GOD , the Son of GOD and our MESSIAH and you will never fail.

God has not called us to follow MEN , he has called us to FOLLOW JESUS.

We are to follow in the steps of JESUS not Adeboye or Kumuiyi.

If you keep following MEN your focus will be removed from JESUS and you will fall into error.

Honour MEN but follow JESUS.

If we had followed JESUS all along through his Spirit , there would not be over 40,000 denominations and growing, there would have been ONE unified church.

"Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them." - Acts 20:30

i wonder hw sum ppl passed their English lang.
D thread says 'd impact our Pastors' had on us & nt '2 follow their footsteps'.
U r thereby judging

Plz,let's nt mistake lv-a language of d hrt,wit money-material n physical possession.

Money cn buy u pleasure bt nt hapiness
money cn buy u a woman bt cnt buy u a wyf(i mean gd,decent home keeper)
money cn take u places bt cnt gv u peace of mind.
Moni-moni-moni-it's nt all dt matas
u cn go farther 2 ask ur dad if it wz his money dt got ur mother married 2 him.shikena

I think Mallam Sanusi is jst confused n directionless. After failing in d bid 4 Islamic Banking,he's been moving frm pillar 2 post.
Pls,cn he tel d gd ppl of naija hu d N5000 note is meant 4 n hu d coins r meant 4 or is he invariably telin us dt d rich is gettin more of d bills n d poor more of d coins,he shld b cautioned or else...

[quote author=ogugua88][/quote]u cnt hear such news or get such person frm nigeria apart frm money laundering,subsidy scandal,bribery,embezzlementof public fund,etc.
Wen i 1st read abt him in Geogrphy during my secondary skul days,i neva knew dt he's stil alive.
Gd 9t n R.i.p Mr Armstrong-u'l 4eva b remembered

preeky: God bless pastor Chris for the good work he does around the world through Christ embassy ministries.I think the various proffessions depicts adam with his toiling nature.It means every man should have a proffession for him to eat.

Pst. Chris is only bt a celebrity hu's fancied(if nt worshiped) by his followers.
D board depicts dt he's evrytin,portraying himself as God-Omini-science or alpha n omega.
D nxt wil b devil's award for OMOI(Official Member,Order of d Illuminati);>

BizBooks: Not to minimize the gravity of the incident but I believe the second floor in this instance
is what is usually known as the first storey. That is not too high. One can survive falls
from such heights even an elderly woman.

I have never heard Fela blame Danjuma for his mother's death. Do you mean Shehu Yar'adua
who Fela frequently mentions?

bizbook,u na complex olodo,bt sori ooo.
One storey is d same as d 1st floor,d 1 u r seeing as d 1st floor is actually called d groung floor.
Even @dt,tel me hw ur father-@ his 70's,cn survive a throw down frm d 2nd floor,we r nt saying a jump bt a throw my frnd.
Plz,beta undstnd wt u r saying.r u nw supporting them 4 such act,shut up n save ur breathe.

knotty: Used to go from Apapa to Ikeja, Metro Park to barber my hair and I thought myself nuts.
Then one weekend, went to Cotonou, barbered my hair and returned to Lagos.

very soon,u'l start going 2 Angel Mike 2 barb ur hair,stella obasanjo

Idowuogbo: I fly from Lagos to Ghana to get my Ghana braids.

if u lyk go trvl frm Lag 2 heaven 2 get ur heaven Braid-there r many more motherless babies out there dt dnt even hv a hair,u cn make dem hapi wit sum tin than advertising ur egoism

Pls fellas,wt has rice & stew got 2 do wit organic sun & cancer.i dnt get it

[quote author=Sun of god]let dem b specific & state their problms-is it
1).unemployment:wz there complete employment wn a northerner wz d president
2).poverty:r all d abokis dt wealthy wn they were ruling,if d ans is YES dt means they hv been ....d naija treasury,fill d blank space
3).if they want 2 carve out an islamic state,Let Mr. President grant dt 2 dem & he shld also make sure dt port harcourt-kaduna oil pipeline is blocked n removed 4eva.

To ur tents oh! Isreal

[quote author=Da infamous]Members of the Joint Task Force (JTF) recovered these weapons during their house-to-house search of residence of Maiduguri, Borno State.

Some Elders from the North East Zone have warned the army to stop the these search and advised them to pull back to their barracks.

Pls,let's nt b fooled,dz politicians & d press shld stop tellin us all dz 'cook n bull' story.
They shld go straight 2 d pt n tell is d owner of dt house.
Only d floor of dz house cn tell dt dz is no common person...i no say anytin ooooo

tomakint: Just a question that seems to be bothering my heart! Why? People lay claim to the fact that they can do anything for love, but in the real sense of it, it is not always true. Is it really possible for humans to do anything for love?

those r d kind of words dt 1 cn use 2 hipnotize gals bt in d actual sense,it cnt b...i cnt do anything in d name of lv-if u cnt take me d way i am,let me b 4 good

dafman10: http://www.facebook.com/#!/PatrickObahiagbon/posts/510054055678423

LWKMD

2 b frank,wt messi is 2 soccer,dz wt Hon. Patrick is 2 Grammer.
I cnt stop laffing

mxxpunkxx!:
only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.

pls,dnt call us illitrates coz being ignorant of sumtin doesn't mean u r an illitrate...besides dz money is nt easy 2 cum by...abi my ppl,dz is naija wia a goat or monkey cn even shoot

He hu fail 2 plan,wil only plan 2 fail.
D only tin naija wil prepare fast n early is Election campaign n disbursement of contract funds.
Naija,we hail thee

Okija_juju: At the expenxe of my country!! Not enjoying it!

We lost to the US and in all other sports because Nigeria failed to prepare. Other countries begin preparations for the next Olympics the second the last one finished, Nigeria begins 2 weeks to the openings.. How do we expect to win..

Lol!Comic or nt,it has brought him 2 lime light,gave him fame n making a living with it,shikena