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ee this is strong oo..so it is sin help beggars again ..oga o...

uhmm yeye dey smell..now I know the meaning of "BIG for nothing "

TEACHER : what is the full meaning of AIDS?
STUDENT?: Arsenal Is Dying Slowly .����

TEACHER : what is the full meaning of AIDS?
STUDENT?: Arsenal Is Dying Slowly .����

*SOMEWHERE IN USA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolates today.
*MUM*: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
*SON*: Yes mum ���

*SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolate today.
*Mom screams*: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil.
��� God pls deliver us from every evil

*SOMEWHERE IN USA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolates today.
*MUM*: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
*SON*: Yes mum ���

*SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolate today.
*Mom screams*: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil.
��� God pls deliver us from every evil

*SOMEWHERE IN USA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolates today.
*MUM*: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
*SON*: Yes mum ���

*SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA*

*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolate today.
*Mom screams*: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil.
��� God pls deliver us from every evil

abeg is she working in anointing oil company ...because all I can see there is a mistress advertising anointing oil by rubbing all over her body (face included) ....

well ..all this Heath issues that buhari is exhibiting presently .,..to me oo..they all signs of old age..so the better for him he realizes he is old and leave the job for able,wise and more intellectual men to do it ...I drop my pen at point

abeg put graphic jawe..in this early morning... well in a country like Nigeria it is normal...

kk.......may God continue to help you Mr President..
God bless Nigeria
and lastly all the patriotic citizens that didn't say bad about you during your trip to London

evil here and there may God help us Oo... pls z there any 1millon u are not using.. Kindly quote me so I send u my acct details.. thanks..
from:A brother from another mother

eyah.. y Italy.. Okay what should we do with this now.. Is this even news sef...

Eeh.. Accident. Here and there... December is approaching.. May God protect us all and our loves ones oo

KK continue the good work.. For naija here we just dry hear say we get billionaires.. We never see who them donate too... No worry.. One day u dey hustle to snap with me...

mumu.. f0ol after 40 they say but his own don add 11yrs making 51.. Shameless man.. just died for nothing..

vivypretty:
Lilian Esoro

where u wan put Nicki Minaj

mtcheew.. wetin consign us with her tattoo now.. When there are more trending and valuable news... btw if she wants to use the toilet too.. Let us know.. lubbish

oga... So u mean to tell me that nothing works again in Nigeria.. Even pastor marriage...

SonofDevil:
Emeka re you tired of shuku okuko alakoba international development agency
Ghana is really jealous of powder business success that's the main reason why they slam una 100yrs.don't worry uncle Uche is in Thailand prison after serving his own 30yrs he will come and bail you out
Nigeria govt gat many problems lying on the table she is not ready to negotiate for drug peddling and powder business criminals

af..... spotted

6 missed calls from ur mallan, 5 missed calls from ur Lover, 4 missed calls from ur Mum, 3 missed calls from ur Boss, 2 missed calls from ur Dad, 1 missed call from urBank Manager Who will u call back first?

6 missed calls from ur mallan, 5 missed calls from ur Lover, 4 missed calls from ur Mum, 3 missed calls from ur Boss, 2 missed calls from ur Dad, 1 missed call from urBank Manager Who will u call back first?

mtchew.. No shame yeye gay.. In the other news. 6 missed calls from ur mallan, 5 missed calls from ur Lover, 4 missed calls from ur Mum, 3 missed calls from ur Boss, 2 missed calls from ur Dad, 1 missed call from urBank Manager Who will u call back first?

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

eyah ...rip man...

I thought he was joking before ni Ooo...but I think we youths have to support him..at least we are the one shouting for leaders of tomorrow.. now the tomorrow has come ..let us all unite and drive out this old stricken pot belly thieves we call leaders and let is take want ours...thank you
signed by:emaxjey. -special adviser to the president (by faith ni o)

kk..she wan show us say market still dey...we have hear...and for the curves ...I bet it gonna reach front-page... if I lie share..if e go reach front-page like

nah today una just discover say we have a London based president.... l laugh in Swahili... buhahhahaa...zombies go suffer ehn