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The journey to the LAFIAJI album gets stronger on a daily after the announcement of the album release date “20/12/2016 by G.R.A.P Music front man “VECTOR”.
Vector on getting the fans in the know puts out 13 facts to have in mind as regards building a stand for expectations on the album.
See below as shared through his twitter account;
1. You will have alot of moments on the #lafiaji album.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
2. You will argue on favorites on the #Lafiajialbum
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
3. You will know more about me on the #lafiajialbum
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
3. Plenty money will be made too
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
4. Listen close and see d story in d body of work.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
5. The future of every artiste is about to be tested. It will be tested beyond reing: #everlast
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
6. Masterkraft will amaze u.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
7. Liciouscrackitt will move your soul.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
8. Bolaji will introduce himself to you again. You will see him beyond a tuface idibia band member.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
9. Jaey’o will get a shot at the top amd you will like his tequila flavour mix.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
10. Dj embassey will TRAP your SOUL
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
11. Jaymo will relax your head.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
12. Johnny drille will climb higher. He will.
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016
13. Mekoyo will remind you why he is mekoyo. #lafiajialbum
— #LAFIAJI #DEC20TH (@VectorThaViper) December 2, 2016

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P-Square The Okoyes are the identical twin brothers who dress posh and always approach the counter demanding exotic drinks, but their Nigerian accent gives them away every single time.

Yemi Alade Yemi Alade is that girl that orders locally brewed liquor and palm wine just so that people can see her and respect her for buying naira to grow naira.

Lil Kesh Nobody could believe their eyes the first day they saw Lil Kesh drink alcohol. And his mouth? Filthy as sin.

Iyanya Iyanya is that guy that needs to get drunk to approach the women in the bar. He does this by taking off his shirt to display his packs.

Korrede Bello Korrede Bello orders 50cl Mirinda every time.
Harrysongz Harry is the brukutu man who wants to sit with the post-university kids drinking Martini and taking Tequila shots.

KCee Everybody knows KCee’s elder brother bought him his first bottle beer, he has been sipping that same bottle ever since

Vector Vector is the one drinking Hennessy now, but everyone knows he started off only able to afford Goldberg.

Ice Prince Ice Prince is that guy who boasts about how well he can handle alcohol but is always mixing his Smirnoff Ice with Fanta.

Eva Alordiah Eva Alordiah has spent so long at the bar trying to figure out what to drink, that the bar man found a way to keep her at the counter so male customers can buy more drinks.

Mayorkun Mayorkun is the guy that poses with the empty bottles Davido and his crew leave behind to post pictures with the hashtag #lastnight on social media the next morning.

Burna Boy and Cynthia Morgan Burna Boy and Cynthia Morgan always arrive to the bar drunk and always try to stir up some ruckus.

D’banj D’banj used to matter so much at the bar, everybody once gathered round to hear the stories of his adventures. Now he comes around to say hi and can’r even get a wave back

Skales Skales always arrives late and spends most of his evening trying to find a parking spot.

Banky W W is that guy that starts to dance after he gets drunk because he has run out of options to get everyone’s attention as a big boy

9ice 9ice used to come to the bar. He used to matter too…

Flavour Mr Flavour is the creepy guy staring at Chidinma from a distance and waiting for her to get drunk and attempt to leave.
Falz Falz is the guy acts way more drunk than he actually is. He always puts up a convincing performance too.

Sound Sultan Sound Sultan is that guy in the corner who always orders plain drinking water. He doesn’t drink alcohol so he only really comes to the bar for the ambience. His sobriety makes him the second best person to get updates on social issues from.

Omawumi Omawumi is the female anomaly that never gets drunk regardless of how much alcohol you feed her. Someone didn’t mean her well and tried to catch her slip once, but that conversation was never concluded. Not because she was tired of drinking, but because the person couldn’t keep up.

Tiwa Savage Tiwa Savage is the girl who keeps ordering drinks until the Billz go overboard. Then she starts spilling her emotions into the loudness of the bar. Everyone listens for sports but nobody offers to help her clear the bills or call a cab to get home.

Etcetera Nobody really knows why he’s at the bar, but he won’t stop talking even though he can’t afford any drinks.

Niyola We can neither confirm, nor deny if Niyola pays for her drinks.

Davido and Wizkid Davido and Wizkid are the two rich kids sitting at two ends of the bar and giving each other hostile but casual shout-outs. They’re not the worst enemies per say, the people in their entourage just secretly jeer them to out order the other.


2baba 2baba is that guy always sitting in front of the largest TV in the bar. He closes from work work early to come help the bar man set up for the night, so everyone has to greet him to get the latest match updates.


Chidinma Chidinma is the cute girl always seated around loud boys. She’s not shy of the beer bottle, but what nobody knows is that she secretly begs the bar man to replace the actual contents of her beer with Sprite or Coke before they bring it to her table.

EroticAngelina:
klitoris are u kidding me?

its just now sef I'm hearing if the album.. I avnt listened to it, but I'm already disappointed with the name.

desperation at its peak.

my own favourite track is mirage..i bet u gonna fall in love with that song!

here is d coverpicture

I’ve always . What is difficult about looking inward at our own culture and leaving the cliche vanity rhetorics of wealth and sex behind? With Klitoris, a curiously titled album that almost plays off like a publicity gimmick, Brymo has crafted an artistic, well thought-out album that explores love, philosophy and the struggle of being.. well. Alive. Despite his disappointing major label debut album Son of A Kapenta, Brymo has since redeemed himself.
Over the last three years, he has rummaged through the Nigerian underground with 4 critically acclaimed collectives that occasionally come up for air and nifty promotional press. His dedication to sound curation and record aesthetics separates him from every other artiste who has been strong-armed into making the same formulaic music that is bred and spat by everyone else in the industry. But I digress.
With this album, Brymo proves that the current afro pop scene isn’t all there is to Nigerian music. The mellow texture of the album is a part of its entire thematic intent and hence is coiled around slowed-down, soulful and introspective songs, proving that our music can indeed be chill without being exasperating.


Though it is futile to emphasize the unique brilliance of Brymo’s wiry, occasionally vibrant, Yoruba-accented voice, it is impressive to hear just how much thought he put into the structure and artistry of Klitoris. He doesn’t just make tracks, he makes music and each song is an eargasmic delight if not for anything, but for sheer inventiveness.

Nonetheless, after listening to Klitoris, I must say that despite its ideological flaws, I have a new brand of respect for Brymo and his work. Especially for creating music that challenges the norm with kick-ass production in an industry that would rather have you do nought. I eagerly look forward to whatever he does next.
I drop my pen at this juntion!!

I’ve always . What is difficult about looking inward at our own culture and leaving the cliche vanity rhetorics of wealth and sex behind? With Klitoris, a curiously titled album that almost plays off like a publicity gimmick, Brymo has crafted an artistic, well thought-out album that explores love, philosophy and the struggle of being.. well. Alive. Despite his disappointing major label debut album Son of A Kapenta, Brymo has since redeemed himself.
Over the last three years, he has rummaged through the Nigerian underground with 4 critically acclaimed collectives that occasionally come up for air and nifty promotional press. His dedication to sound curation and record aesthetics separates him from every other artiste who has been strong-armed into making the same formulaic music that is bred and spat by everyone else in the industry. But I digress.
With this album, Brymo proves that the current afro pop scene isn’t all there is to Nigerian music. The mellow texture of the album is a part of its entire thematic intent and hence is coiled around slowed-down, soulful and introspective songs, proving that our music can indeed be chill without being exasperating.


Though it is futile to emphasize the unique brilliance of Brymo’s wiry, occasionally vibrant, Yoruba-accented voice, it is impressive to hear just how much thought he put into the structure and artistry of Klitoris. He doesn’t just make tracks, he makes music and each song is an eargasmic delight if not for anything, but for sheer inventiveness.

Nonetheless, after listening to Klitoris, I must say that despite its ideological flaws, I have a new brand of respect for Brymo and his work. Especially for creating music that challenges the norm with kick-ass production in an industry that would rather have you do nought. I eagerly look forward to whatever he does next.
I drop my pen at this juntion!!

Continued...
5. Modenine *modo*:Rap god, legend, connoisseur, Modenine is your favourite rapper’s mentor. Most rappers in Nigeria probably listened to Modenine before they started rapping. This lyricist has consistently proven to everyone that he is in a league of his own, nobody crosses his path, and the only rapper who once tried beefing this rap god, had his career lyrically destroyed. Modenine is a word smith and poet, which explains why he does not appeal to the average music listener. He is perhaps the only Nigerian rapper who never seems to run out of quotable lines, the only rapper in Nigeria whose lyrical skills can never be questioned by anybody. Despite his not so appealing style of rap, Modenine has enjoyed endorsements, sold records, won awards and headlined nationwide shows, all in his prime. Modenine has about 7 albums and 5 mix-tapes to his name. CRY – Modenine ft Nnena Elbow room – Modenine Spazmodic – Modenine ft Terry Tha Rapman

4. JESSE JAGZ Emperor Jagz the greatest is unarguably one of the best lyricists in Nigeria. His beat making skills, his total understanding of music makes him a different kind of rapper. He is art. His ability to create visuals with his lyrics in the minds of listeners is one of his greatest gifts; Jagz is a poet, a conscious rapper who also likes to address the ills of his society. Jagz has three studio albums to his name; the last two are his best projects yet. Redemption – Jesse Jagz 3 World War – Jesse Jagz ft Femi Kuti Sunshine – Jesse Jagz

3.Vector *VEC*: I have been a fan of Vector tha viper ever since he hit stardom. I particularly love his wordplay ability. He is blessed with a gift that makes him unarguably the best freestyle rapper in Nigeria. Vector has had his ups and downs, but has found a way to be one of the most prolific and recognized rappers in Nigeria. Vector has all the attributes to rule the rap game in Nigeria. Vector has two albums and two mix tapes to his credit. King Kong – Vector Born Leader – Vector ft Movado Angeli – Vector ft 9ice

2. REMINISCE Unarguable the best indigenous Nigerian rapper around, Reminisce’s ability to switch flows effortlessly between English and Yoruba is a rare talent. His versatility is vital to his success. Widely read and vastly intelligent, these attributes give him an edge over his fellow indigenous rappers. One of the rappers to watch out for (TIME Magazine,) Reminisce is the only Nigerian rapper to get on the Billboard charts, ranking No 12 on the World Music charts for his third studio album “Baba Hafusa”. Reminisce, a brand ambassador of major brands and a label CEO can stand toe to toe with every rapper in Nigeria. Reminisce has three studio albums to his name. 3 World Thug – Reminisce Let It Be Known – Reminisce Baba Hafusa – Reminisce


1. M.I Jude Abaga is arguable one of the best ever out of Nigeria. When M.I hit us with “Crowd Mentality” way back, it was a breath of fresh air; it was as though someone understood what was lacking in rap game in Nigeria at the moment. M.I’s success is monumental, his popularity in Nigeria is unrivalled, and guess what? He’s an English speaking rapper. M.I came in the game with a strategy, a strategy that has so far worked out perfectly. His ability to go hard when he needs to and tone it down when he needs to is one of the major KEYS to his success. This explains the logic behind his albums and his mix-tapes. It is not surprising that he’s the number one favorite rapper in Nigeria. M.I has three albums and three mix-tapes, a lot of awards both local and international, several brand endorsements and he’s the CEO of one of the biggest record labels in Africa. It is safe to say that M.I is the most successful rapper to ever come out of Nigeria. Crowd Mentality – M.I Safe – M.I
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5. Modenine *modo*:Rap god, legend, connoisseur, Modenine is your favourite rapper’s mentor. Most rappers in Nigeria probably listened to Modenine before they started rapping. This lyricist has consistently proven to everyone that he is in a league of his own, nobody crosses his path, and the only rapper who once tried beefing this rap god, had his career lyrically destroyed. Modenine is a word smith and poet, which explains why he does not appeal to the average music listener. He is perhaps the only Nigerian rapper who never seems to run out of quotable lines, the only rapper in Nigeria whose lyrical skills can never be questioned by anybody. Despite his not so appealing style of rap, Modenine has enjoyed endorsements, sold records, won awards and headlined nationwide shows, all in his prime. Modenine has about 7 albums and 5 mix-tapes to his name. CRY – Modenine ft Nnena Elbow room – Modenine Spazmodic – Modenine ft Terry Tha Rapman

4. JESSE JAGZ Emperor Jagz the greatest is unarguably one of the best lyricists in Nigeria. His beat making skills, his total understanding of music makes him a different kind of rapper. He is art. His ability to create visuals with his lyrics in the minds of listeners is one of his greatest gifts; Jagz is a poet, a conscious rapper who also likes to address the ills of his society. Jagz has three studio albums to his name; the last two are his best projects yet. Redemption – Jesse Jagz 3 World War – Jesse Jagz ft Femi Kuti Sunshine – Jesse Jagz

3.Vector *VEC*: I have been a fan of Vector tha viper ever since he hit stardom. I particularly love his wordplay ability. He is blessed with a gift that makes him unarguably the best freestyle rapper in Nigeria. Vector has had his ups and downs, but has found a way to be one of the most prolific and recognized rappers in Nigeria. Vector has all the attributes to rule the rap game in Nigeria. Vector has two albums and two mix tapes to his credit. King Kong – Vector Born Leader – Vector ft Movado Angeli – Vector ft 9ice

2. REMINISCE Unarguable the best indigenous Nigerian rapper around, Reminisce’s ability to switch flows effortlessly between English and Yoruba is a rare talent. His versatility is vital to his success. Widely read and vastly intelligent, these attributes give him an edge over his fellow indigenous rappers. One of the rappers to watch out for (TIME Magazine,) Reminisce is the only Nigerian rapper to get on the Billboard charts, ranking No 12 on the World Music charts for his third studio album “Baba Hafusa”. Reminisce, a brand ambassador of major brands and a label CEO can stand toe to toe with every rapper in Nigeria. Reminisce has three studio albums to his name. 3 World Thug – Reminisce Let It Be Known – Reminisce Baba Hafusa – Reminisce


1. M.I Jude Abaga is arguable one of the best ever out of Nigeria. When M.I hit us with “Crowd Mentality” way back, it was a breath of fresh air; it was as though someone understood what was lacking in rap game in Nigeria at the moment. M.I’s success is monumental, his popularity in Nigeria is unrivalled, and guess what? He’s an English speaking rapper. M.I came in the game with a strategy, a strategy that has so far worked out perfectly. His ability to go hard when he needs to and tone it down when he needs to is one of the major KEYS to his success. This explains the logic behind his albums and his mix-tapes. It is not surprising that he’s the number one favorite rapper in Nigeria. M.I has three albums and three mix-tapes, a lot of awards both local and international, several brand endorsements and he’s the CEO of one of the biggest record labels in Africa. It is safe to say that M.I is the most successful rapper to ever come out of Nigeria. Crowd Mentality – M.I Safe – M.I
Cc:Lalasticlala