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Kk...

Special stickers !!!

One word for dis guy abeg!!!

Nah LIE ooo...

Broz...na true oo..

Sleeping for railway!!!

Cute!!

Thunder fire poverty

:ojungle justice shap shap...God punish devil..*arbi nah devil cause dis 1 again*

Mehn....nah double beating be dat oo...#beatbothfada and son togeda ooo

1. When you have to wear one size fit the team shirt at the office 2. When you enter a bus from Maryland to Onipanu and all you’re asking is why are the seats so tight? 3. Taking a stroll with your friends and you have to walk super slow for them to catch up 4. When you remember that the fan is so closer to you than others 5. Worse when you’re a woman in heels too 6. When you have to squat for group photos 7. When everyone fits perfectly into their beds and you’re just there like i like this post  SHARE  TWEET  EMAIL  SHARE  SMS  10

1. My brother' u know those ladies that apply too much make up to their face & use abt 2 bucket of paint to paint their nails?. They are dsame type of girls that always puts too much salt in their cooking. 2. Brother mi' if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato inside. Run for ur life' she fit poison u! 3. Bros' u know those type of girls that anytime they come visiting' they ask for coca-cola?. They are d ones that hv committed abortions d more. 4. If she adds water while frying egg or cooking salad. She is capable of murder' trust me. 5. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie' or washes d indomie noodle before cooking it. For d sake of ur stomach & unborn children' runaway! 6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink. Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell u to run? 7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach. I swear ur life is in danger. 8. If she can finish 2 packet of chivita or 5-alive on her first visit. Bro' she's from d underworld' she's not of this world. 9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. My brother' he that is in her is mightier than 5,000 people! 10. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes turning red & watery. Brotherly' stay away' she won't even cry at ur burial service. A word is enough for d wise.

kennyman2000:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This thing is funny damn. Whoever see this and doesnt laugh is having a very big problem.

me wey no con laf nko

Lolzz..

IB city..09030179104

Here are 10 reasons why flying solo is better than being in a relationship. 1. Time to build a better you. With all the “free” time you have, now is the perfect opportunity to get down to your ideal weight, take that class you’ve been putting off, get a second job or start volunteering. The worse thing someone who is recently single can do is sit at home, feeling bad for themselves. Get out of the house and start building a better you. 2. Do what you want, when you want. Just think — no need to “check in” with someone to let them know who you’re with, where you’re at and what time you’re expected to be home. Freedom at last. 3. Girl’s/Guy’s night out without the guilt. For some odd reason, most girls/guys feel a pang of jealousy when their significant other has a night out with their girls/guys. Single? Grab your girls/guys for a night out on the town, minus the guilt. 4. Plenty of time to start a new hobby. There’s always that one thing we’ve put off for the mere reason that we don’t have time to cram it into our busy schedules. With extra time, learn that second language, take that cooking class or even Pilates like you’ve always wanted to. 5. The freedom to date whomever you want and go on as many dates as possible. Why not consider playing the field a little? After all, there’s no reason to feel guilt if it’s just a date. Keep it casual and grab a drink or dinner with that cute new girl/guy you just met or the person that you’ve been secretly eyeing for awhile. 6. No need to feel guilt over what you post on social media. Unfortunately, the wrong post, photo or comment can be taken out of context and easily misconstrued when you’re in a relationship. Ultimately, this is the deterrent in many relationships. 7. No need to monitor someone else’s social media activity. Ever feel like the social media police when you’re in a relationship, constantly checking to see if your significant other’s ex is ‘liking’ photos or posts? Unfortunately, most of us out there feel the need to monitor and ensure this isn’t happening. 8. Less time on the phone and more time to “do you.” Relationships suck up a great deal of time on the phone between talking and texting, which can easily amount to several hours of a day. Think about all the time saved by cutting this out and investing this time in you. 9. No more “forced relationships.” When you’re in a relationship, you’re not just in a relationship with the girl/guy, but you’re in it with their family, friends and even their pets. Chances are there’s someone in their circle you’re not going to like. 10. More money in your pocket. Being in a relationship is expensive. Dinners out, mini vacations and gifts all add up to a significant amount of cash. Save this money towards something that betters you in the long run.

No be 4lt..I no fit blame U..#belive that :PNo be 4lt..I no fit blame U..#belive that

Jambites they para!!!God save us...

iamrealdeji:
Odunlade

adekola

Nah to lash fast fast...#team no dulling

FTC...I hope it makes FP..






Cc.lalasticlala

#jobless fellow

Hmmm...I smell lies...

Nah God cacth am jare...

tibass:
Hit

MISSHIT

Godswillnwaoma:
but I still strongly believe will can find them but its just a matter of time.

lyk 100 years sha...

....pishure or adontbilivit

What would you do if after ur wedding day u found
out dat the camera man didnt take any pictures he
was only flashing lights!!!..

The purported message is claimed to have been issued by
the Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer. One
of the versions I have received read thus: Very soon,
women will be paying men to have their breasts sucked!
According to a report on BBC website, Doctors recommend
that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by
having their breasts sucked thoroughly and vigorously. It is
said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level
that tends to build up lumps leading to breast cancer. The
breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women
fight breast cancer today. Men, please do your part and
suck a breast now! And women, please endeavour to make
it available regularly……

Conclusion..Live a sex free life

Too much of a good thing is definitely bad for you, not to mention detrimental for your health. While condoms are one of the greatest inventions known to mankind and helps avoid the perils of STDs and unwanted pregnancies, it does have some ill-effects. Here are few side effects of condom that you never knew:
Latex allergy:Most condoms are made of latex, the fluid that is obtained from rubber trees. The American Academy of Allergy, Asthma & Immunology notes that some people experience an allergic response to the protein in the rubber. This is very rare. The symptoms of latex allergy can vary in presentation and severity, ranging from sneezing, runny nose, hives, itching or flushing to more severe signs and symptoms, such as wheezing, swelling, dizziness, and light-headedness. In certain instances, latex allergies can invoke anaphylaxis, a life-threatening condition. It is best advised for people who have latex allery to switch to synthetic condoms. However, the chances of condom tear during the act are high with these condoms and they aren’t compatible with most vaginal lubricants too. How to use the condom the correct way.
Acquiring other STDs: Condoms are proven highly effective against HIV and reduce the risk of other diseases, such as syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea and HPV. However, they do not afford protection against sexually transmitted diseases that can affect the outer layers of the skin, such as scabies infections and molluscum contagiosum. The American Social Health Association notes that although condoms can reduce the risk of genital herpes, they don't protect every part of the skin in which the herpes virus can asymptomatically shed and be transmitted to an infected sexual partner. Here are seven signs of STDs that you should know about.
Risk of pregnancy:Condoms are mostly used to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. However, when used correctly condoms can only guarantee 98 percent protection and if used in an improper manner 15 out of 100 women get pregnant. So if you are using a condom to prevent an unwanted pregnancy be sure that you use a fresh piece and know how to use it right. Condoms that have crossed there expiry date becomes brittle and could break during intercourse