₦airaland Forum

exstreve:
My relationship with cossy ended in 1999, I was lucky I broke up with her before she acted the movie which contain the viral clip of her having sex with a dog.....


I thought I would never see her again but not till one night in Vegas, I stepped out of my Newly bought Lamborghini urus, but not the Lamborghini I picked up onyii Alex that year, this was a different Lamborghini, it was blue in colour.

I almost didn't recognize her, it seems the dog she had sex with transmitted a hormone that triggered such boobs and ugly looks, I wonder where she is now.....

Fingerlins:
Okies

I Dey here too with my own Blunt

This rain wey fall today ehhh, if person no get babe, person no get blunt, no rum/whiskey, e go get as e be oh. Fortunately for me....

Onyi22:
I feel like crying too because he has also broke my heart, I have been praying for Davido to break up with chioma for long and come for me but he has finally proposed to her.

Oh God where will I start from? All the remaining guys more especially on this forum r useless, Lord connect me with a caring guy like Davido....

Godtschild:
Hi,

Housekeeping bi-weekly services needed for a 2 bedroom + den/2. 5 bath apartment in Union City, NJ in Hudson County close to Jersey City, Hoboken etc. If you are interested pls email me. Local residents preferable as there is no transport remuneration.
Is this application open to nigerians
Serious people, please.

$22/hr

mrgoodd:
Money is good oo, If its one poverty soacked guy now, He might have come to nairaland to say My girl says she like horse and I don't understand her, And one povertised fellow will quote him saying your girlfriend means horse dick sizes, Dump her she's a prostitute.

vertueptime:
False, he can never be a no body till he dies, he has achieved at his age, a medical doctor, two time governor, two time senator, senate president . with his security details attached to him for life, people like u cnt near him

Josnac:
Lol...people cannot come and lie in peace again??

Modified:



You must be extremely daft or mentally lazy to not have sensed the sarcasm in that comment. Don't try being mischievous this Monday morning because it won't do you good.

These your politicians that have been lying to the populace for time immemorial, are they more hardworking than the youths who wake up every morning to try and carve a niche for themselves??
What's the difference between these men up there and those public office holders who forged their certs/credentials??
The answer is simple; LIES

Don't try to always sound politically correct.. It is completely stupid calling others lazy because you got lucky.

Raydos:
Go and demolish all those brown roofs in oyo state especially ibadan and rebuild them with world class residential towers with proper road network, Stop playing stupid golf that adds nothing to the state

Get back to work dude!!

Yusif0510:
congratulation my Boss for your re- appointment wish you all the best.
long life Npower, long life PMB, long life Nigeria. God bless you

npowerng:
We will make it public when it is time.

uche77zero:
We have the following urgent vacancies within Port Harcourt.

Client Restaurant GRA
Position Storekeeper
Job Code 9os/GRA/001
Qualification Minimum SSCE Or National Diploma
Send Before 29th August 2019
Date of Start 1st Of September 2019
Salary N25,000

Client Restaurant GRA
Position Waitress
Job Code 9os/GRA/002
Qualification Minimum SSCE
Send Before 29th August 2019
Date of Start 1st Of September 2019
Salary N18,000

Client Lounge Peter Odili
Position Waitress
Job Code 9os/LPO/001
Qualification Minimum SSCE
Send Before 29th August 2019
Date of Start 1st Of September 2019
Salary N20,000

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Position Internal Auditor
Job Code 9os/TIA/001
Qualification BSc. Accounting, Audit Experience
Send Before 29th August 2019
Date of Start 1st Of September 2019

Please If you are interested in any position, Apply by sending cv to resume@9os.com.ng
For the waitress positions, interested candidates can send your Name, Job Code & Phone to 09097840000.

Please, No Calls,

Thanks

Ezypretty:
Congratulations sir, please fight for our permanency

9jaRealist:
If you don't leave football...
Football will leave you!!
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Jayslicky:
Getting married to the present day Nigerian girls Is like planning your own death, by the time you have spent five years in the marriage after receiving nagging, cheating, disrespect from her you would have lost a bit of your sanity, if you see white, you will call it red.

Abo123:
I purposely registered a new name because of this story so that many people especially potential husbands can learn from this. I'll like to narrate the story in details so I want you to follow me.

It all started in 2011 when my brother got a contract job in Abuja. Then he met this lady when he went to our home town during a leave but she told him immediately that she can't date him because she's short but he kept persuading her as usual.

As time goes on she started crying that she is unable to pay her 300k school fees because her father is dead and her mum is not buoyant enough to continue the payment and she may withdraw as a result of this. So he offered to sponsor her education from 200level till she graduated and she agreed to date and later married her in 2014.

To make the long story short, he later got her and her two siblings well paid federal government job through his office and later got her a car. Less I forget that their marriage produced two children (a boy and a girl) in five years.

Unfortunately for him his contract job was terminated three months ago and he decided to give her 200k so that they can manage it for four months for food stuff and house keep but she told him that the money has been exhausted after two weeks. This caused a little quarrel and she decided to leave the house with both children and went to spend the week in a hotel.

This spark an annoyance of my family members and we decided to send two of our elderly brothers to her mum in our home town but the woman started sparking that she didn't wanted to marry him in the first place because he's short but she was the one that persuaded her to marry him.

They later had another quarrel last month and the lady took the children to her mum in the home town through a flat without informing the husband and any of our family member. So we decided not to call her and a court letter was issued to him for request of termination of the marriage.

Now the marriage is terminated and my brother is seriously depressed.

I really learnt a lot of lesson from this.