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NYSC › Re: Female Corper Receives 'Miss You' Text From Her Student by emeijeh(m): 5:00am On Sep 11, 2018*

QueenSekxy:
what's wrong with this one?

I don't want to start with you this morning, better respect yourself.

Don't you know him?
He was frustrated by 1 or 2 ladies in life, since then, he has become more confused and scattered than Spaghetti junction in Birmingham.

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Politics › Re: El-rufai, 40 Houses, 90 Billion Assets And 20 Million Naira by emeijeh(m): 4:49am On Sep 11, 2018

Cjrane2:
Everyone is learning Buhari style of claiming they are too poor to buy forms.

Meanwhile their children ride motorcycles worth N52 million naira and their girlfriends wear wristwatches worth $50,000 dollars.

Yet some zombies will believe them!

They forgot "the Internet never forgets" .
We will show them the exit door come 2019

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Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Exposes The Deception Of Form Buying By Youths & Crying Politicians by emeijeh(m): 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2018

Chai.

Senator has exposed and finished BMC

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Agriculture › Re: See Huge Python Killed In The Bush Close To The Village (photos) by emeijeh(m): 7:53pm On Sep 10, 2018

Lala dey attend to Facebook grabs so?!

I go still call am sha.

Laaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaa

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wvromZfW1r9uz5do1_500.gif

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Romance › Re: See How This House Was 'Interwoven' With An Electric Installation by emeijeh(m): 7:50pm On Sep 10, 2018

[img]http:///a/img923/4996/wpLHKt.gif[/img]

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Politics › Re: Igbo Groups Endorse Ipob’s September Sit-at-home Order by emeijeh(m): 7:49pm On Sep 10, 2018

Na every month una dey sit at home? huh

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Nairaland General › Re: Kebbi Hosts Three Stray Elephants by emeijeh(m): 7:46pm On Sep 10, 2018

Where are the real pictures?

Why show us NatGeoWild image?

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Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Meets Man Whose Keke Has A Fan, Audio System And Refreshments by emeijeh(m): 7:36pm On Sep 10, 2018

Which one Desmond Elliot come fat and round like Felele ball? angry

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Part Time Job Available And The Payment Package Is Good by emeijeh(m): 7:31pm On Sep 10, 2018

darkhorse:
even my granma is informed about it, she is getting healthier and stronger by the day thanks to these products

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Part Time Job Available And The Payment Package Is Good by emeijeh(m): 7:29pm On Sep 10, 2018

johnime:
y have u not informed ur family memebers?

Culture › Re: Gabriel Igbinedion's 84th Birthday Service (Photos) by emeijeh(m): 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2018

GoodFaith:
he is a failure
If he was a successful man Benin would have being a better place today

Air line
Canadian dry
bread
Cars sales
--------------------------
total zero

Schools
Media?

Politics › Re: Tambuwal At Catholic Bishops Conference In Sokoto by emeijeh(m): 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2018

All na wash.....

In Nigerian politics, there are no permanent friends nor permanent fiends.
Only permanent interests.

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Politics › Re: Okorocha: 'George Eche My SSG Running For Governor? I'm Not Aware' by emeijeh(m): 4:21pm On Sep 10, 2018

Therefore, no statue for him in Owerri

When Okorocha sees Eche
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AthleticUnselfishGopher-size_restricted.gif

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Culture › Re: Amir, Sultan Of Sokoto’s Son Had Accident After ‘Getting High On Codeine’ by emeijeh(m): 9:25am On Sep 10, 2018

GrammarNazi1:
...these pictures remind...

Keep quiet.

Romance › Re: My Mother Is A B*tch! She Betrayed My Father & Wants To Control Me - Lady by emeijeh(m): 10:54pm On Sep 09, 2018

Culture › Re: Amir, Sultan Of Sokoto’s Son Had Accident After ‘Getting High On Codeine’ by emeijeh(m): 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2018

Voltron, the defender of the universe.

That's what these pictures reminds me of

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Gifted With Brand New Jeep On His Birthday By Someone He Prayed For by emeijeh(m): 10:27pm On Sep 09, 2018

Hey Freeze,

Ntooooorrrrr

Celebrities › Re: Favour Iwueze And Okpaleze Wedding Photos (Destined Kid Weds) by emeijeh(m): 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2018

1 minute girls are dark, the next minute they are "Omo-effected"

Na wah o

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Politics › Re: Fayose: Ekiti Owing N59bn — And It Was Inherited From Fayemi by emeijeh(m): 10:21pm On Sep 09, 2018

2 old fools

Culture › Re: Gabriel Igbinedion's 84th Birthday Service (Photos) by emeijeh(m): 10:01pm On Sep 09, 2018

gaby:
Person wey dey celebrate him birthday according to him age?

This one na 84 days straight celebration. Ask people wey know how far..

You better carry you shokoto dey come Benin come form "celebrants family".

I was born in Benin.
I know as e dey be.... Na August adverts /felicitations dey start for ITV

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Politics › Re: Ngige: Nigerians Should Be Clapping For Buhari Every Day & Thanking Us After God by emeijeh(m): 7:40pm On Sep 09, 2018

Ngige, please bring your white beards closer.....
It deserves a burning lighter under it

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Crime › Re: 30-year-old Nigerian Man Arrested With Cocaine In India (photo) by emeijeh(m): 7:18pm On Sep 09, 2018

Ndi igbo,

Na dem dey rush [go there]

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Romance › Re: Man Weds Tall Lady That Turned Him Down 7yrs Ago Because Of His Height by emeijeh(m): 7:15pm On Sep 09, 2018

The girl must be ~~Andre~~ Andrea the Giant.

See her head!

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Celebrities › Re: Short Man Weds The Tall Lady That Curved Him 7 Years Ago by emeijeh(m): 7:00pm On Sep 09, 2018

Where is Mike Godson?
Go DM Juliet Ibrahim sharp sharp

Crime › Re: My N100,000 Gold Ring Stolen At Police Station In Lagos - Detained Man by emeijeh(m): 6:46pm On Sep 09, 2018

Diso60090:
Nor go house

Go pray to God say them nor shoot you die lebel you gold ring thief

No mind am, he no know where he dey before say here na naija?

Sports › Re: US Open Final: Serena Williams Fined $17,000 For Three Code Violations by emeijeh(m): 6:45pm On Sep 09, 2018*

Shelloween:
shut up. that umpire should be the one paying for being sexist and racist.

You seem pained.
I hope you had lunch today?

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Health › Re: Lady Extracted This Out Of Her Baby's Leg by emeijeh(m): 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2018

Yuck

Culture › Re: Gabriel Igbinedion's 84th Birthday Service (Photos) by emeijeh(m): 6:39pm On Sep 09, 2018

But September 11th is still 2 days away.

Happy birthday to the business mogul of Okada,
The Esama of the universe

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Sports › Re: US Open Final: Serena Williams Fined $17,000 For Three Code Violations by emeijeh(m): 6:33pm On Sep 09, 2018

Serves her right

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Health › Re: 432 Kwara Kids Infected With HIV In 6 Months by emeijeh(m): 6:31pm On Sep 09, 2018

Maka why na?

Politics › Re: I'm British, Saraki's Wife Tells Seychelles' Investigators Probing Alleged Money by emeijeh(m): 6:29pm On Sep 09, 2018

Give her time, she will soon turn British MI6 spy, Jane Bond grin

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Politics › Re: Man Who Promised To Donate To Buhari’s Re-election Dies In Car Accident by emeijeh(m): 6:18pm On Sep 09, 2018

BMC crew take note.

Your families still love to see you all alive.

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