₦airaland Forum

Still waiting for that special someone

Always take your new Babe swimming... Its the best test of beauty...

Philadelphia:
I'm waiting for the person that will come and ask that popular question that has four (4) words and ends with "apply "

how do I apply?

And you get to laugh till u lose your sanity

takoi:
There is no doubt that you are sex starved and that no girl will ever agree to visit talk less of cohabiting with you.
Rubbish!!!!

Hahahahaha.. A comment from a master of cohabitation

Goal

DrGroove:
This performance by My beloved United don make me reach orgasm.... Hhhhhhaaaaaa...Arggghhhh.... Huuuuuuuu!

Ha... I said it before... I was here to laugh...

There is fire in Manchester

Am just here to laugh...

Weapon of mass destruction

vizkiz:
op, upload her unedited picture let's rate I don't tag girls who edit their pictures as pretty girls

Btw, how come she is your bestie? Aren't you good enough to be her boo?

my thought exactly

The hate just moved from Rivers to Lagos

And that was where his dignity and pride drowned

Piracy is a world wide issue and not just Nigeria, the recently release fast and furious 7 that hit theaters on the 3rd of April already found its way into the Internet.
So for kunle to tag the Piracy on a tribe is very bad.

Like father like son...

WHO IS A LEADER?
Do we just choose any slowpoke from the street to manage affairs?
Well since the traditional post remains an inheritance, maggots will have golden crowns

AriDsexy:
I still do,anything wrong with it?

No..
Since the decline of blackberry, I haven't seen it in pictures for a long time.

Who still uses munch app?

What the Oba said was wrong...
Choosing a leader is a decision of the masses and not some empty block with a crown.
On Saturday go to the poll and vote without sentiment.

Most times I try to turn a blind eye to topics like this cos no matter how much u talk, tribalism has already eaten deep into the marrows of this country...

dazangel11:
just imagine if Chris brown does any of those things mentioned the girl would say he is in love. but when daddy showkey does same he's a stalker

If Chris Brown does it to Beyonce, he is a stalker,
if daddy showkey does the same to iya rainbow it's love

For whatsoever reason, we are all Nigerians for goodness sake.
The growth of the nation depends on us the citizens, why do u people think ewe can survive alone?
Every tribe has its shortcomings...
Like I always say, let the tribe without sin cast the first stone.

I met the zombie in my secondary school days in Lagos last year and I couldn't stand well.
She was
# tolu if u are here, I want you back lol

dazangel11:
if the guys got money all these points doesn't matter.


for instance when a rich guy calls you always its love
but when a broke guy does same its stalking

ginawest:
some guys do dis irritating tin-wen dey lyk a gal,instead of going in person to talk to ha,dey will send deir friend...dat one will now b lyk"my friend sed u r beautiful n hot"...mtchew

Hahahahaha, you just made me laugh silly, well it's lack of self confidence.

Takim107:
I hate it when a guy show me excessive attention and stalk me, especially when I'm angry I'll like to be alone and calm myself; but no for him, he'll block my way with plenty sorry and make me get angry the more by pleading too much when I could easily cool off with time, hold my hand and stop me from moving when I want to all in the name of sorry. ....I seriously hate it...sometimes I'm happy he loves me too much but sometimes I get piss and irritated

love in an obsessive way, u should teach him and not rebuke him.

Number 2 was me some years back...
But now am the opposite, I even find it hard to answer calls let alone make one. # she complains

This is scandalous

Well... If you are sad, annoyed or somehow moody for no reason, the best way to come out of ur mystery is to open nairaland, look for any topic and read the comments.
I promise u that in less than 5mins you will forget anything troubling you.
It's my one secret and I don't miss it daily.
SHOUT OUT TO ALL YEE THAT MAKE JOKE WITH EVERYTHING..
Last week I was stuck in traffic and frustration was building up, I took out my fone and opened Facebook "boring site, somehow lost its value"
Abeg I opened nairaland and clicked one of the topics on the front page, I speed read it and down to the comments, after going through the first page everyone in the cab was looking at me like a mad man" Not the first time it's happening sha" but still I was lost reading and laughing till the traffic cleared and i somehow missed my busstop.

JewelDiamond:
Do u know ur a murderer. By wasting sperm, u v killed some of ur generation.

that is a very uncivilized thing to say, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.