₦airaland Forum

dvkot:
bro eeh, I would av done that but she's trying to trap me with a baby, and also I can't imagine drilling the same well with my elder cousin... honestly I think I will also find a way to hurt her emotionally not physically... same bitch text me dz Morin DT she will never cheat on me, she loves me bla, bla, and I told her jokingly told her to break up instead of cheating on me. I just weak

Are u a learner, burst her bubble tell her to take the child to your cousin

Imagine the prostitute Ashawo ten kobo...

God punish her don't ever take her back tell her you know what transpired between her & your cousin

Useless girl

MISEDUCATIONS:
i thought you said i must argue with my phone. you're such a pretender

How na....

IsiahRashad:
Are you really married? And if you are is it an open one?

Open what

milemimi93:
emelda86 says she uses nature chemical to tighten are poosie. Pm her to get where u can buy it. Don't worry abt d cash I will pay as far as ur borehole gets tight a little. Let me help ur ministry small.

Carry me down abeg ooo...

pedrilo:
ignore them.

That's best o

MISEDUCATIONS:
they always have clever statements to escape with when they cant answer back.

Make I come dey write epistle untop privk & tvtv matter

Oga plz eeh...I no get that kind time

Nigerians can take something too serious tufiakwa...

MISEDUCATIONS:
it will look like a small child's dick? nonsense! so if i shave all my pubić hair and am clean as a child down there you will see me as a child? coz children are also clean down there.
you're using the same dumb excuse the Australian government recently used to ban porn sťars with tiny boobs coz "they'll lead men to pedophilia!" dumb dumb dumb. now those women are having breast enlargement. smh
if you cant feel a small dick then you're too open. there is zero grip and friction. simple science.

Na you sabi

Argue with your phone

drnoel:
Children

Adult I don see you...

I don't take life too serious bro

milemimi93:
what chemical do u used to make it very tight? Kindly give NwanyiAwkaetiti to make hers a bit tight. Hers is very wide.

Nature chemical

MISEDUCATIONS:
if it really was tight you wouldnt worry about size.
so who's fooling who

Its not my fault that I don't like tiny d!cks
1) I can't give head cos it will be as if i m sucking small child's dick na...
2) it can't perform doggy well,I don't want someone to waste my tight pussy time

milemimi93:
come let me fvck u so I can testify. Hope urs is not a borehole like NwanyiAwkaetiti , Cococandy and kimbraa own

Mine is very tight

But I hope its not 1inch

Cos I don't like that type of small one that can't stroke well

bivanJohnaliuz:
for all i care is that she's not a virqin.....

That means your grandmother issa virqin

milemimi93:
Most naija babes don't moan when you fvck them. They just lie on bed as dead rats

U dey fvck underage children that's why

Try fvck better young lady & testify

All this fvck fvck thread self

Una never jam woman wey to fvck una craze

pedrilo:
Wee u kip kwayet

Hahahaha...

showafrica:
Why would someone bet Germany to win straight with huge money. Mexico no be small team na. I even wanted wanted to bet Mexico to win but fear no gree me and I come bet goal goal and Germany still no fit score ordinary one goal.

I tire o

Deltayankeeboi:
this girl. why you like to support bad things like this.

Wetin I do now?

starpon1:
were r u from

Abeg I no be your size....

Oya ooo...e don happen

Emmymarvel:
someone lost 4million on the last FA cup. played man united to win Chelsea and stake 4m to win 7.82m

Na wa ooo...when u think you've heard it all

ishowdotgmail:
Foolish girl

Na your type dey marry church girl wey get bad character...

Its not about nose ring, it's about who he/she is, if u found peace with the person...

Some of our SU ladies without earrings but they are worse I wish we will look beyond some things & accept who our partner is.

But typical African mother will not welcome her, except she's exposed

Miss my Dad too till we meet to part no more

Forever my crush, my kingkong, my superman, my first love

I miss you Dad

Someone I know lost 1million on that Germany game...

I no fit be mumu like that

IamGoke:
You asked for 10k and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work, this is after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked is already making you angry. Through out the night the man couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how togive you his last 10k. Morning came and he called you into the room to give you 9k instead of 10k and you squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining it's not complete. Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your roomwhere your dad isn't and give you 2k from her own money and say "don't mind him, use this one to complete it" smile from nowhere will enclave your face, you quickly go to facebook and whatsapp to write "I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum". Now your dad had gone out again with just 1k in his pocket home and abroad to top up fuel or use as transport to work. He will never let you see this because he is a MAN. Always try to appreciate your Dad for no reason because you won't know how your life would have turned out without a fatherly figure in it..

Dads are priceless too o!...

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY

Yea sure I miss my Dad sad he's not alive to witness how strong I've become.

Na wa ooo... & we dey blame buhari

dingbang:
lol which of the characters is you.. This one or the other thread he was talking about a colleagr he met in the office

I'm non plz stop digging I know about all that

Try harder

dingbang:
Emelda86 na you him dey talk about?

No be me ooo....

dingbang:
Emelda86 na you him dey talk about?

Me

dingbang:
so if he wasnt jealous, you would have traded him for anything

Don't stretch what I said biko....I can't trade boo for anything peddy darlyn I can't trade you for nada

dingbang:
hubby even dey nairaland.. You can imagine

Yes ooo...my hubby is too jealous abeg I can't trade him for anything sha...