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godofuck231:
No he wasn't, the other lady was asking if that was his fiancée and he said yes, she replied she's beautiful and he smiled and said yes I know,
On turning round with the tray was the slap, he said it tasted like a cocktail of punch and slap

Why would she do that...na wa o

gbosaa:
You are a liar and an attention seeker.

Few days ago you posted that you caught your step mum sleeping with another man and asked if you should inform your dad.

Yesterday, you said that you met a girl who had no vaj and ended up having it backdoors aka a.nal.

Today you had met some girls at the club and ended up discovering the stained undies in the bag that one of them forgot!

Only you? You have a problem bro.

Believe everything u read on nairaland at your own peril....

God bless her new age

I decided to make this fresh vegetable soup

Ugu
waterleaf
palm oil
periwinkle
black fish
ice fish
crayfish
maggie
salt
come join me guys its so delicious

See them....bashing the lady

Nigerians una too hypocrite tueh!!!

Canine of jackal oya ooo...

Osetigo where is that letter? Lets make some cool cash

Oil dey her head abeg...

No waste time ooo

Pls marry her... see as I dey smile for here chai!!!

Na me go vote them abi,,, this one wey never smell poverty

If I hustle under sun finish rain beat me join, I go come vote for person wey no no how i take dey survive.

I refuse to be stupid

I learn my lesson once not twice

If e like make e be

MMM buhari I no do

Odi oku ooo....

Double wahala dey learn

Imagine she's still inside the bbnaija house and she's verified already

Lobatan....

Ogwusigo....

Newestman:
And so? If you choose the easy way and endanger her life, do you think you will be free? Do you think your own life will not be in danger too?

She gave you gonnoreah, and you started thinking she got it from sleeping with another man. What of you that treated syphilis, did you get it from sleeping with another woman?

You knew she's from Onitsha and that her family is disorganized, yet, you keep making love with her. Why?

Here's what I can tell you...

The problems of this girl are not grave matters.

This is a girl that's not too demanding and who's not ready to milk your money dry. When she asks you for money to meet a need, you did as if you didn't hear her, and she will never talk about it again. What a girl. And yet, she keeps opening her laps for you.

Her problem is lack of education or exposure. Because of her background, she's timid. She's not outspoken and always confide in her mother.

These are not dangerous issues.

Please, pick her up and brush her. Send her to school. Send her to special programs. Send her to seminars.

I married my own wife when she was 21. At that time, she newly got admission to study Pharmacy. She was timid, not good with English and a mama's daughter.

But, I insisted in marrying her. Of course, I never slept with her until marriage.

I married her and started paying her school fees. I sent her to seminars in Lagos under Pastor Taiwo Odukoya's wife. I sent her to Daystar Leadership Academy of Pastor Sam Adeyemi. I started encouraging and motivating her to build herself up more and more considering the great future ahead of us.

I encouraged her to start following certain people on Facebook and Instagram. I inspired her to have her own NGO for inspiring women and the girl child.

Mind you, we married in December 2016. She's still in school. We had our first baby in October 2017. And we are expecting our 2nd child this 2019. She will finish school next year. I got her a good apartment off campus and she's living with my sister's daughter to help her.

As for being a mama's daughter, I always put my feet on the ground. I made her understand that I'm now more close and important than any other person in her life. In the same way, she's number one in my life before any other person.

Listen, if you see gold for the first time, you will think it's ordinary stone. But, when refined, you will see its glory and beauty.

Refine that girl. Build her up.

Some girls that are smart and beautiful have horrible habits that will break you and make you miserable. Grasses are not always greener at the other side.

As for her family, you can show them an example of lovely and peaceful family from your own new family with their daughter. Are you going to live with all of them? Your own is to be caring for her mother and helping her siblings occasionally. You may be the saviour or the light that her family needs to see the light.

Marry her. Take care of her. Come back and take her and your kids to be with you where you are.

Now this is a real man talking

Oga God bless u for this advice

funlord:
Solid pot but You can keep that fish skull if you like...it's the worst part of the fish anyway....you see that tail and the mid riff? It also took 7 days to make them.....pure �...

Yen yen yen...the head is the best part

Just like the kings daughter that want the head of john the baptist

Hello guys I made this now

Come with your plates but....

This head of fish is for me alone

A state u detest and don't want to marry from but u are busy wandering your d!co frolicking around their women odiegwu!!!

I fear who no fear una tueh...

ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

Her lost though... its very painful to stand someone up.

Hahahaha everyone is been raped

It gonna trend


Let the trend begin


I was raped too

Angola is not a friendly country before u get paper there hmmm...no be small thing

Its nothing new
afterall till tomorrow girl still do dishes for their boyfriend's.

No be new thing

ericsmith:
A woman one man cannt rape wonnt look tempting in the 1st place, you go just look like aunty mercy masculine

Whether aunty mercy or aunty grace let me shout it

ONE MAN CANT RAPE ME

One man no fit rape me

No be mouth no be joke

But that pastor na something else

Tufiakwa...

Ncan reporting live

How do u guys meet such girls like for heavens sake na wa o....

I find it hard to see a Yoruba married woman faithful except the older ones why

Mana ndia di ezigbote dorty...

Afubem afube

Nmaha nalu ha nmiri na beha.

In western world an old man won't do such he will respect himself and sit on his seat.

Because say na soyinka make him jump from the plane ni?

Inukam o...agreement to do vigilante in southeast they think we reason like them

Umu aturu....

U see fire, you dey go out hand inside ok o....

Kwantinue...

Headache induced story

[quote author=Chukazu post=79578188]Looks Igbotic because indeed " igbo_is_realy_THICK!"

NOW you can die in peace?


Ewwwwww....
the reply though

That guy issa bloody liar

Just let him get in between your legs the story will change again to

I think I love her she's the one designed for me.

Bloody liars