This car was stolen from a dealer in Lagos Lekki phase 1, By one youngman claming to buy it. The said young Hausa man also claimed to be a Captain in the Nigerian Army. Anyone that has info regarding the whereabout of this car or that comes in contact with this car should please contact me. Lets join hands and eradicate crime from our beloved country.

RRS Police will be like:


serg, kofo! na ur turn to fuel that gen for that our patrol bus.... go buy 5 litrs.

Pls lemme ask ok. Italy dey produce Ghana must Go?
lalasticlala

RIP Bro... But i just dey wounder, The jazzman wey do the thing wey kill dis young man. How e take fly meet the guy for plane?
lacastica pls i need urgent response...

Onye eze 1 na malay

Fast guy no be thief... all those women what they want is a young blood dickh free of charge....

I 1da what will happen when a shark shows up on the shores of nigerian water. or even a jelly fish...

Oh, it even rain.... good for imosians

Rescued political thugs... politicans are involved in that operation.

Dead men don't count...

make she go bury am gaun.

Nawa oh.... Na refurblished plane dem dey celebrate like this nawa for this imo pipo.... that plane fit fall out from the sky one day oh...

Why the man no dey let her wife give him a mouth action?

nawa for this our country oh, even tilapia go swim to gambia from nigeria and back to nigeria while our nonsense wasted money for worship still dey crawl for water.
Crawl back to nigeria the way una take crawl to gambia.
when una come back naso dem go pack moni give una for doing absolutely nothing.

Even us we dey nairaland better pass una.... bunch of eediats

E be like say her makeup don finish oh... this recession don dey hit her prety bad....

Buhari suppose come court too.
abeg wey buhari

F**k the damn POLICE

Your only option is to start flexing 404, Mbok....

RIP Young Soja.
But wait oh, come to think of it... Na only awusa soja dey dey for battle front? Igbo, Yourba, Ijaw etc no follow them dey fight the boko haram?

Or are those awusa soja forming Chuck Norris, Moving first into the hot zone?
I just dey wonda anyway shaaaa.... make dem bury am and settle his family asap.

tellwisdom:
RIP fine geh. Chai

Mumu, John thomas like you. Na you kill her. Abeg go back to primary 2

Children of nowa days... Nonsonseses.
That boy no get sense, his a bastardized idiotttt, he as seen drum now that his pounding on. he better go pick someone of his same size.
and the stupid girl, i dont even know what to say next time e here... go and be doing chewing gum boyfriend, cos i know that idiottt wont afford to give anything except for better wiring.
Anyways my regards to una mumsi

This is what i call "OMO KIRIKIRI"... haha

Arm that will be given back to them or another set of militants later... Our leader are dumb, they ain't gat no sympathy for us that sticked their stinky asses up there....

Badboys...
Badboys...
What yoh gonna do
What yoh gonna do
When Police come for you...
(Singing in willsmiths voice).


Oya send dem go prison sharp sharp

When the real shit goes down you ain't gonna see them carring those sophisticated guns (AR 15), what you will see them carring are rust, patched, welded, padded etc AK 47 guns.

Fuuucccked up leader... Go-to-hell

What sort of govt. is this... where is the f**king damn change you guys talked about. Just because you guys has all it takes to feed your family and meet their various needs. then we down here shld face the hardship that the so called stupidify government of nigeria are intentionally imposing on us.

No mata how hard you crazed out govt APC, PDP whosever you make us feel. we're are better than you all, cos you all are f**king thieves, fools and bunches of scallywags.

i just have 3 words for yha all govt officals.... "F**k all Yha".

yha all should die in ur sleep...

Na Ikoyi-Lekki link bridge not 3rd mainland. you wan make those iyana oworo boys dismantle him? Abeg correct yoursef...

I am just waiting for APC to claim Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Nigeria as part of Buhari's achievement.

I am not even joking... Cos It will happen.

Thunder fire Nigerian government and NFF. Eediats

Anam anu... Ndi ala, ife unu kari eme eri ubochi. Ndi ugwu-awusa apigbola unu no na ochichi, unu were cheta oganiru ndi igbo. eediati. amadioha tigbuo unu ebe ahu unu noo. bastardizations dika unu[i][/i] [color=#990000][/color]....

Gbongbo klat... Eediati!!!!

Abeg pls make someone wrap my weed make i dey fire down. Nigeria Scatter Scatter...

One Love People, but be fully armed b'cos anything can go down anytime soon.