Just two pages since moreen, watagwan? Was expecting like 10 pages.

GenyEbere:
Sisi me no vex #runningandlaughing

Running to wia..#runs after her....catches her....#drags her ears..., gimme my own!!

enkaydewdrop:

Which g string? I'm sleeping fully clothed this night...
Ahnahn

Hahaha....no let dh vex o

Fabmummy:


Amen I receive am for myself

@demmykay I don't AV any testimony Biko my baby is just 10 weeks

10 weeks and u never dey kpekus? If I talk wen I start kpekusing after my dd people go say I be badt geh.

serendipityF:
thanks teamie, God bless U

Uwlc

enkaydewdrop:
***yawns...
***stretches...
***looks left and right...
***winces in pain...
***takes a seat...

My sisters , una good evening oh...

Una go say una no see Me since morning...
I go put myself for trouble yesterday night oh... I no wake till 12today and I never still get myself till now...

So, DH came back last night, we gisted , he ate, browsed on his phone and we went into d room... He now started doing like somebody who wanted to sleep... In my mind I was pondering if I should allow him sleep or not, and decided I won't let him sleep...

I now started licking his nipp..les... sharp sharp, d man wake, and to cut d long story short, action come start. He went down on me *wink wink* and boy did it feel good...

I say make we start with cowgirl, since I could control things, omo, ko werk oh... My belle no gree us...
We come change to doggy... Na dia I for enter wahala... I relaxed as much as I could, didn't feel too much pain, but bros just dey do, dey do, e no dey stop... Ahnahn D thing come start to pain me... E just dey tell me sorry, but e no dey stop...

Shey una see me so...
Finally, it ended, and d next thing my DH will say is "we'll do it again tomorrow"...

Ehn? Bet why?
Why me?
Dis na serious punishment oh...
My hoohaa is on fire now... And they still want to come and do anoda one dis night...

***wipes tear...
***hands on chin...
***wipes anoda tear...

See what you people have done to me...

***wipes tear

Mama, first of all u tried at least for making d first move. As for ur hoohaa on fire, kpele, dat too shall pass. No cry again.... Oya make una bring d fans and AC sharp sharp.

sugarbuns:
Hello, I'm new here and would like to join the family. I'm team December, hope I'm welcome?

Welcome on board, I wish u a stress free and safe pregnancy, happy bumping.

serendipityF:
good 2 av u back mama ekene threadkpekus...lol...diarisGodooooo feddy27 my hon capo, I am proudly #teamblue oooo, so happy greetings to all mamas in d house

Congrats on ur teamblue teamie, safe and stress free pregnancy to u.

GenyEbere:
Who dey find snail e still dey o

Dis is pure wickedness o, bet y na?

cherrymum1:

Chai... Make I go toast one man to be grinding my hoohaa

kikikikiki

Blessedmum:
All u kpekusing talkers see wetin una don cause for me, av been Hot since yesternight o bt as I don get embargo I no get choice dan to hold body. Av told hubby to get ready for me all d sex styles I didn't get to practice all in d name of ttc am ready to unleash dem once baby arrives, can't come& carry last.
Nairaland warn urself o why change h.o.r.n.y to hot naa( make una no add to my vexing o)

Kpele o

BritneyStacy:
So yersterday I went visiting Mumsy .....too much gist from her ....I logged in and was peeping once in a while but couldn't type...
I dey laugh some of you sha. ...una never see pregnancy on top pregnancy before abi. ..una go see am now! ! Even mama's I thought we're virgins .....
Libido were are thou?

Libido is with u joor, just relax ur muscles and it will be activated. #ibeg I no know anything o, me sef na virgin with 1 kid o#

Fortius:


Emerald22...so na underG u do...jst grabbin d points nd applyin dem

Hehehe...wonderfully fantastic. Dh was just smiling upandan b4 he left for work.

ahnie:
Cherrymum abeg manage this delicious meal.

Warrisdis na? #covers nose

So kiss don be reward? mtchewww...

May God judge whoever did dis!

BritneyStacy:
Someone please interpret this language for me ....am lost!!!

Only kpekus dictionary can interpret dat o.

Congrats on the arrival of ur lo @ zimunachimdi, may he bring blessings to you.
Welcome back chinwendym (now lifted hands), its good to have u back.

Fortius:


i can saw now..d way u cow walk enta d thread sef don gv us sign..abeg which style una do..na cowgirl,stop nd search,standingovation abi d bathtub one..oya sama us ..na report i dey write dis morrin.

Onxygem10 beta cum talk urs nd Emerald22 too.

Hehehe....na cowgirl tins o with enuf pre-intimacy, it was .......Chai, I no even fit describe d flexing

enkaydewdrop:


I'm lost for words... Oh Lawwwwwwwd!!!!

Mama, with all these lectures u suppose give testimony by tomorrow o.

Na wa, everywhere na kpekus kpekus I just dey see, my eyes don full. Hmm... #singing#" tonight is gonna be a good night...tonight's gonna be a good good ni..ght..

kvngjesse:
SENT

Thanks, I received 5mb.

0708 943 1066, thanks.

0708 943 1066

luscioustrish:
Whew!....finally finished reading over 10+ pages..una well done oh.

Learnt a lot too..from the breathing technique to shopping list,it is well.

I'm having pains in my wrists started with the right one n now the left one has joined in the pain,having trouble lifting things even to turn eba na war...help me oh!

Need advice on how to relate with prospective in-laws for the first time...they are Yoruba n I'm ibo.


Happy birthday to my captain..many more years ahead

#teamoctober.

You should avoid lifting heavy things by now

Joyfulmoda:
Good evening dear sisters,

I used to peep in here once in a while from ttc group,hoping to join someday,I thank God that the day is finally here and I av ported here now.

I greet all my elders o

This group seem very interesting too like the ttc group

May we all carry our babies successfully and give birth safely in due time IJN.Amen

Congrats and welcome, happy bumping.

mitchyy:
Hansel better not try this with me o

If he does wat will you do? My DD is the photocopy of DH, u know wat i mean by photocopy na, nothing is missing btw the two. Just be prepared to meet your lo dear, no think am.

Happy birthday to my able captain Feddy27, jennykoko3009 and amhappy. I am wishing you all heavens blessings and many more blissful years ahead.

temmy2103:
Don't think so, was told not to use it as it has menthol

Thanks ma'am.

Mamas, is it safe for me to use inhaler? Been having blocked nose for quiet some time now, most times I have to breath through my mouth especially wen d weather is cold. Thanks for your anticipation.
Cc: Zaynie.

Jeez! una dey gist for Africa. Bet y na?...33 pages!!....who wan read dem? I dash una.

Emerald22 is enjoyin d cool weather

i thirded d motion @sugah

Mama, d weather was cool but headache didn't allow me to enjoy, was just frowning upandan.