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Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Says Sanctions Will Only Be Lifted After Russian Withdrawal From Ukraine by EMIRofPUSSY: 7:47am On May 02, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique
Rule 2

Shioor....
That is not an insult but the plain truth.
Deal with it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Says Sanctions Will Only Be Lifted After Russian Withdrawal From Ukraine by EMIRofPUSSY: 7:33am On May 02, 2022
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Russi should stop this unnecessary war right now.

Say no to war.
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You don't know anything.
Always daft.

You know nothing about the war.
This is not Buhari Politics.

They didn't give you a long trashy epistle to paste on this topic abi?

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Crime / Re: Many Feared Injured As Muslim Worshippers, Hoodlums Clash In Lagos by EMIRofPUSSY: 7:22am On May 02, 2022
Hndrrxxx:
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Hndrrxxx:
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ogbuefi677:
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Enimoney101:
esoso
Wonderboy01:
shocked
iCauseTrouble:
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Wonderboy01:
Rrr
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shocked
izzy4shizzy:
Religion of p

Who are all these people for Goodness sake?

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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 10:54pm On May 01, 2022
Freezby2020:



[s]What an ignorant you are. Bible never painted the pictures you just narrated as to what happened between Eve and the Satan/snake.

All you just said now are the figment of your wild and Pervert imaginations.

Read the story on the fall of man as described in the Bible again and again. Stop twisting and reading it upside-down with little or no understanding.[/s]

You don't know anything son.
Crime / Re: Sex With Dog: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes The Reason Behind It by EMIRofPUSSY: 8:34pm On May 01, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Caution for what exactly? undecided
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The woman, chasing clout, threw out the words spiritual and health ramifications since that is it all takes to get you lot riled up claims she speaks truth when she knows absolutely nothing to begin with. undecided

If say na oyinbo, dem go don demand detailed informed about what she is in fact talking of but to Nigeria, simply attach to word "spiritual" to any bullsheet and it sells... you people eat it up like gold... and remain ignorant afterwards. lipsrsealed
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Trashy comment.
I used to see you as someone who stood different amongst her peers on this forum but you have proved me wrong.

Stop seeking cheap attention and validation from an anonymous forum. It won't add a penny to your account.

PS: I have a fully groomed German Shepherd ready to mate.
You can PM me if you'd like to bang him.
You claim no disease can be contracted and there are zero spiritual implications.

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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 7:41pm On May 01, 2022
Vinnie2000:
The OP is correct. Honestly, what is a 'Forbidden fruit'? Its likely Sex, dats y Adam and Eve now knew dey were naked and started feeling guilty. Dis is the same you feel when you Fvck for d first time. Surprised, confused and guilty! Make we just leave am and believe the bible's version sha!

Man is smart and he can see an association of man with animal and he tries to prove it out of evolution. There isn’t any evolution. But man and animal did mingle. That’s one of the mysteries of God that has remained hidden, but here it is revealed.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 7:08pm On May 01, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP, I have seen this assertion b4 and there is an iota of truth in it. Its likely Adam and Eve had sex and God angrily threw them out of the garden of Eden. And again, satan must have fuccked Eve!. We know how he likes to destroy anything God creates.

The snake was the first to bleep Eve.

Eve was brainwashed by the snake. The snake actually saw signs that Eve wanted to be bleeped, so he made a move. Adam was not ready to bleep Eve. So the snake played a fast one.

Adam later bleeped Eve after the snake has had his way. The snake was the first to taste a pure woman and he ejaculated his seeds inside her.
Romance / Re: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by EMIRofPUSSY: 6:53pm On May 01, 2022
President Buhari aka dullard.inho...
suwegbe man grin

President Buhari
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:58pm On May 01, 2022
Aboks:
You must be a mad man

Bleep off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) Live by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:56pm On May 01, 2022
lexy2014:


Did I make a decision or did I ask u a question?

What will arsenal play in CL?

Football. Manufactured by Nike. tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) Live by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:52pm On May 01, 2022
lexy2014:


What will arsenal play in CL?

That is not for you to decide.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) Live by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:50pm On May 01, 2022
shocked

If Arsenal does not play in the Champions League next season, I will post my deek on this forum.

Bookmark this!

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To ₦40,000 In Edo by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:45pm On May 01, 2022
ILoveDemMANNA:

But dem MANNA no dey talk to chidlren of frustrations now, why u dey quote her?
Dem MANNA, ur nightmare on all social media.
They live freely in ur head.
U dey talk to d person that doesn't know of you exist or not in life

What is this one saying?
Be replying yourself by alternating monikers.
That shows how jobless you are.

Abet shift.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:23pm On May 01, 2022
Nonexisting:
Well said brother man. Bible editors can only deceive the gullible, not some of us. We all know what happened in that garden between the snake and the the vaginarian, Eve. Everyone knows how fish-brained an average vaginarian is, yet some believed the snake explained the art of sex to Eve without using the opportunity to fucck her silly when his dick must have been hard all through the times he was doing the explaining.

Don't mind the brainwashed religious sheeples littered on this forum.

We know what transpired in that Garden.
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To ₦40,000 In Edo by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:15pm On May 01, 2022
post=112431477:
HOW THE COUNTRY CAN PAY MINIMUM WAGE COMFORTABLY..........


1. Abolish SECURITY VOTE in NIGERIA. Nigeria will pay N45,000 minimum wage comfortably.

2. a) Abolish CONSTITUENCY PROJECT FUNDS
b) Reduce number of ADVISERS to SENATE PRES(2), HOUSE SPEAKER(2), GOVs(4), PRESIDENT(5), VP(2)
c) Reduce current ALL Political Office Holders PAY CHEQUES by 51.5%, without exception
d) Do away with special remuneration to POLITICAL ADVISERS & PUBLIC SERVANTS e.g; Purchase of Private Vehicles, Houses, granting Govt paid Vacations, paying for 1st & Business Class Transportations, etc, etc...
e) Abolish payment of OVERSEAS MEDICAL BILLS for Political Office Holders.
f) Eliminate PRIVATE PRACTICE in public workforce
g) Eliminate participation of Public Workforce in Partisan Politics.
h) Institute EMPLOYMENT BY MERIT, and eliminate UNDEREMPLOYMENT.
i) Review and eliminate allocation of Govt paid POLITICAL AIDES & SUPPORT STAFF to Political Office Holders.

With (1) + (2) Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N65,000 comfortably

3. Move Nigeria MORE to Private Sector Driven Economy
a) Privatise ALL of Federal Govt PARASTATALS & reduce Federal Direct Funded AGENCIES to 68% of the present.
b) Privatise ALL of STATE Govt PARASTATALS & reduce State Direct Funded AGENCIES to 19% of the present.
c) Reduce current DIRECT LABOUR JOB participation by 49%
d) Encourage more Working Hours until Nigeria economic stabilizes
e) Discourage UNIONISM in Public Workforce

With (1) + (2) + (3), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N101,500 comfortably.


4) Institute DEATH PENALTY to proven THEFT OF PUBLIC FUNDS no matter how little, and LIFE Jail Sentences for COLLABORATORS.

With (1) + (2) + (3) & (4), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N203,500 comfortably.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
END OF DISCUSSION!

We are highly honoured that your very first and only comment after 6 months of joining Nairaland is to 'totally endorse' one of our posts.
That means a lot.
A better Nigeria is all we want.
God bless you sir/ma!


Interesting.
We disagree to agree.
Everyone has a right to their political affinity.
Know this and know peace ✌️
Stay blessed.


God bless you too Chief Destiny.

BMC stipends should be increased too abi?
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To ₦40,000 In Edo by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:12pm On May 01, 2022
post=112431471:
Good Governance


Shift one side.
You campaigned for Pastor Ize Iyamu and called Obaseki all sort of names on this forum with your stupid spam messages.


We don't want your validation.

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Romance / Re: What Have You Gained Positively Since Joining This Forum by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:10pm On May 01, 2022
shocked

Connected with a young lady here and she finally came to my crib.
Though a low budget feminist, I banged the feminism out of her with my long black fertile rod.

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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:06pm On May 01, 2022
yanabasee:


[s]Mr "I know people by chatting with them"


You are an Emir of foolery, Emir of Olodo....
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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:03pm On May 01, 2022
killmods:
NL has finally turned to something else.. na to leave am jejelly for una oo

Nairaland is here to stay and you will not be missed.

Seek for knowledge young man.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 5:01pm On May 01, 2022
tee59:
Just to be noted sha. Why this nonsense? Must you display your lunatic behavior here trying to mis interpret the scripture? What do you take God for? Your father or Uncle, that you can just say stupid things about? No matter what you believe or say against God, doesn't change who HE is. It's you that will be destroyed in the end.

Stop shifting goalpost.
I didn't defame God or anybody in that post. I am just trying to bring out an exposition on the Book of Genesis.

Next time, if you don't understand a post, don't quote me and talk nonsense.
Politics / Re: Deputies Lose Out As Governors Anoint Other Aspirants As Successors by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:59pm On May 01, 2022
blinking001:
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prodigyy:
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iCauseTrouble:
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blinking001:
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See them jostling for space just to spew trash.

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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:54pm On May 01, 2022
Beebah2000:
Op, you are crazy. Very very crazy undecided

How?
Do you have a counter-assertion?

Prove me wrong.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:50pm On May 01, 2022
yanabasee:


Do you want me to school you about it?

Shift.
From my little interaction with you here, I know your type.

Please don't quote me again, my moniker is not available for ignorant people.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:43pm On May 01, 2022
yanabasee:


Mr Seek for knowledge.....


People like you try to make meaning from nothing..... You always try to be smart when actually you don't even know anything...


The Bible is very simple... But you try to twist things out just so you will fill up your empty head with something meaningless....

You still have a very long way to go.
I guess you perfectly understand the book of Revelations grin
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:39pm On May 01, 2022
grin

Candidlady, you were peeping the thread.
What sayest thou?
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:39pm On May 01, 2022
Jmichael1:
Were u cum take see dis one for bible.....

It is sealed.
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:38pm On May 01, 2022
yanabasee:
Omo...


People will just think nonsense and where to dump them... And will come to nairaland to drop it....


Weldone Mr Olodo..... God's special assistant on Eve and Adams matter ....

Go and seek for knowledge instead of exhibiting sheer ignorance on a public forum.
Romance / The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:28pm On May 01, 2022
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

Note
The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'

When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'

Man is smart and he can see an association of man with animal and he tries to prove it out of evolution. There isn’t any evolution. But man and animal did mingle. That’s one of the mysteries of God that has remained hidden, but here it is revealed.




For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.

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Politics / BMC Are The Greatest Hypocrites On Nairaland by EMIRofPUSSY: 4:58pm On Mar 29, 2022
A train travelling from Abuja to Kaduna was attacked yesterday. Some passengers lost their lives, some sustained life threatening injuries while others were abducted.

No BMC has come out to say anything or even condemn the attacks.
They have been missing in action since yesterday.
They have carefully avoided threads that bare the news.

I recall how used Miracle Nwobodo's picture for IPOB propaganda on this platform. He was spamming threads with those trashy long epistles and pictures. Now he has avoided this news since yesterday.

In the midst of these events, opened a thread where Soludo appointed commissioners and dropped this useless quote:

Nice one,
Charles is following the footsteps of our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
A man he respects, appreciate and love all his life.
You will never ever hear Charles says anything negative about his President.
He adores him to the moon and back, unlike some cannibalistic children of hate, frustrations and perdition.
Uncultured swines dem.

God bless Anambra State.
God bless Charles Soludo.
God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless all good Honest and hardworking Anambrans and Nigerians as a whole.

God bless Nigeria.
We Rise.




May Nigeria happen to all brainwashed BMC miscreants on Nairaland.
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Smashes A Man’s Windscreen During A Fight (Video) by EMIRofPUSSY: 9:47pm On Jan 13, 2022
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All for the gram

Next thread pleaseeee.......
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Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Smashes A Man’s Windscreen During A Fight (Video) by EMIRofPUSSY: 9:46pm On Jan 13, 2022
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post=109346691:
All for the grams
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