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honorbule: Cons for convicts?

Convicts are subject to a range of punishment

lalaboi: Before is a word used by olodo folks

Folks group or group of ......

lalaboi: Survive or Die!. . This is no place for the weak

Weak(est) always goes to the wall

harlos: and you, guess you make it work out for him

Him ,Harlos and you are now in battle arena

harlos: You eh
Hahahaha lalaboi was that the old trick u used to gain the interest of that pomo seller u're telling him?

him , he and ......

God of Mercy

[quote author=pastor prosper ]if thus is another lie to discredit a true man of God then may your days on earth forever be desolate, if its true that d man was a cultist parading as a pastor, may death, curses, HIV cancer, AIDS, be his and his familys forever.[/quote]if men were god , hmmmmmmm

harlos: It should be

Be like say Harlos is truly inlove this time

harlos: joor o, me no be night crawler just woke up at that time to something nd slept back even before i knew it

It is always like this whenever .........

tolutweety: Stubborn pple on this thread, lets report to our oga @ d top ;mr seun osewa ©2013. * how r u doin all...wish u d best today peeps.*

Thread of last man standing has a stubborn new fish

harlos: vowels ko consonant ni, did u close ur eyes when reading my post ir u just don't know the words in the star box are not part of the game? * know it today, words like this are not part of the game*

Game ? In game of love two things are involved either there is breakup or

lalaboi: phenomenon is what i am! El graduado phenomeno!. . . No dispute!

Dispute is an argument or disagreement between people or groups

chocopearl: peace be with u Emma, tnks for remembering my grandfather it really means a lot to me.

Me , I and myself says Choco you are welcome and God bless you

emmysenior: Irony of life; Some are looking for faithful spouses that love em more than they love him/her...

Whilst others are/have used and dumped their future wives/husbands as mere sex objects or mugus or magas as the case may be.

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Me: Madam! Abeg give me a plate of hot poundy... plus hot egusi mixed with ogbono soup..., put two turkey, two goat meats, two kpomo...

Come sama am with cold malta guiness...

Madam: customerrrrrrrr....

9jar still the count meat wey dey inside their soup

DANGER KEEP OFF

[quote author=C'est moi]well,im still me,more bitter.It is well wit my soul.[/quote]Soul ? May the soul of Choco's Grandfather and souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in perfect peace

CHINESE PRODUCTS HAS DIFFERENTS QUALITIES . BOTH SUPERIOR AND INFERIOR , BUT AFRICA'S USUALLY GO FOR INFERIOR QUALITIES BECAUSE IT IS MUCH MORE CHEAPER .

Baybe: 'Did he touch you in your no-no spot?'

only this one your eyes reach , small time you will start taking bath in the public

IYA NGBALI: when i see myself making passionate love to Genevieve,Funke Akindele,Beyonce,okonjo iweala,the minister of petroleum or even anti patience what does it mean?

It means you should look for your medicine

unbelievable

swtdarling: A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!:

LMFAO ..... REALLY FUNNY

Your body contains many erogenous zones , areas that lead to a feeling of sexual excitement when they are caressed .

LOL JUST PASSING , NO COMMENT

LMFAO

Becareful how you choose friends

Interesting

Lovely lol ....

Dj hack: Up Manchester United, We Dealt with
Swansea on a 4 - 1 Winning in Favour of
Man UTD.
Day one of the Premier League, and Robin
van Persie has already scored a contender
for goal of the season, against Swansea.

MAN UTD WILL FAIL THIS SEASON .

UP CHELSEA

Babe2sure: Law is one course that fascinates me,i would like to study it if I have a second chance.

chance will come if .........

lalaboi: Chief was the main culprit

Culprit of the intrusion