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texanomaly: 我有男朋友了。他住在積木。

那好的. 我祝你每天都开心的 .

vision2050: masculinity, set of qualities. Do you posses good one?

one man one dog Okocha shouted during the game between Nigeria and Cameroon in Lagos

haters dey too much here lol ...

texanomaly: Whetin' u say in email?

all the best

oh

mortee: LOL simply means Laugh Out Loud

loud sound would strain your ears

texanomaly: bahahahahaha!!! You got it right O!

haha

haters dey this thread no be small ooo just passing

Monicasque: dude are you trying to say that ladies are demanding or are you trying to say that men should stay away from us with this your llooooooong list

use your tongue to count your teeth lol ...

Hello ladies this is the lists of how to makes your man HAPPY
1 . feed him
2 . sleep with him
3 . leave him with peace
4 . don't check his phone call logs or msgs
5 . don't bother him with his movements

Guys here is the lists of how to makes your woman HAPPY TOO
It is really not too difficult but ..... To makes your woman HAPPY you only needs to be ...
1 . a friend
2 . a companion
3 . a brother
4 . a Father
5 . a master
6 . a chief
7 . an electrician
8 . a lover
9 . a plumber
10 . a mechanic
11 . a Carpenter
12 . a decorator
13 . a stylist
14 . a sexologist
15 . a gynecologist
16 . a psychologist
17 . a pest extermination
18 . a pyschiatrist
19 . a healer
20 . a good listener
21 . a good father
22 . an organizer
23 . always be clean
24 . sympathetic
25 . athletic
26 . warm
27 . attentive
28 . gallant
29 . intelligent
30 . funny
31 . creative
32 . tender
33 . strong
34 . understanding
35 . tolerant
36 . prudent
37 . ambitious
38 . capable
39 . courageous
40 . determination
41 . true
42 . dependable
43 . passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO
44 . give her compliments regularly
45 . go shopping with her once in a while
46 . be honest
47 . be very rich
48 . don't stress her out
49 . don't look at other girls or women
AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU MUST ALSO
50 . give her a lots of attention
51 . give her a lots of time especially time for her self
52 . give her a lots of space and never worrying about where she goes
AND THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
53 . never forget her
BIRTHDAYS AND VALENTINE DAY
THANKS.......

IZUKWU: habit forms your habitat!

Habitat ? lol

86 minus 86 equal to zero

哈哈哈 just laughing in Chinese

the hero is about to go down six fits , May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace

Rita is beautiful and good looking but the only problem she has is that she drank hotdrinks and smoke more than any other actress in africa

Fernando Torres can leave chelsea football club on a high .
Fernando Torres is now a reigning 1: World Cup winner , 2: European Championship winner 3 : Champions League winner and 4 : Europa League winner , He is the only prayer with such record in the world .

we still need the SPECIAL ONE

mekaboy: And the governor allowed these jobless entities to disrupt business activities in the state?

They dare not try it in enugu.

Enugu ke ? Nonentity

how far is better than how are u or Nwanne kedu nke na emenu in Igbo language

icebebe: Yur case dey TB Joshua hand

Icebabe TB Joshua needs u badly ....

frodobee: If no be say Seun warn me, i for yab you. Anyways na wash!

guy just the vex haha

Blackteeth: Poster, am a medical doctor. Am here to help you.

Quack doc what is ur problem ?

Guys see nairaland members in china :

tchidi: Op, why does ur 'oilprince ' tag look like its hiding another name underneath?!

Eagle eyes lol ,

NO ENGLISH DICTIONARY HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS COMPLETE AND FINISH :
Some people said there is no difference between COMPLETE AND FINISH , but there is :-
when you married the right woman you are COMPLETE :
but when you married the wrong woman you are FINISHED :
And when your right woman catch you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED :
Then when you catch your wrong woman with another man you are FINISHED COMPLETELY :
Guys did you have any other explanation about this two words COMPLETE AND FINISH ?

kenyattamoore: Something is off. ..

what is off if I may ask ?