ireneony:
I nor get ..
I'm graduating this year, and I don't have a boo for almost a year now.

Nneka123:
This first guy i had my first kiss with, almost tried to have sex with me , so since then I've been careful

adaweezy:
Seun, Ngwakwe front page please shame those haters
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

Babymama1:


That is eh
The thing na a so oyi
Another woman agreeing with me case closed
I will read and note the shemales of nairaland

Nneka123:
well, if you're going to tell us this, please pass the message along to your sisters, girlfriends, female friends, female cousins, aunties, and even una mama, and Grand-ma too. It will be so bad, if they don't get this message at all

hatux:
January 1' we rocks!

elantraceey:



Your topic and your story are very different.


When did she become a gospel artiste

olanshi:
You can't go wrong buying a New Toyota Hiace! Don't even think twice

happyzed0:
Fyn gal bt I dnt lyk big. Breast bt am a victim n it makes me angry

byvan:




Haven't things always been bad? I still like toy guns though but how can I play with them and ask the kids not to?

Ewuro4:


Here's the new one: Nerf Rebelle Powerbelle Blaster

AZeD1:
I played with toy guns when I was a kid and I turned out alright.

At least in my mind I turned out OK.

Lolaabokoku:
Mods should pls move this topic †̥ frontpage

byvan:
My dad bought lots of toy guns for us as kids, i see nothing wrong in it but my dh doesn't like the ideas so my kids don't own toy guns. I won't mind playing with them as an adult .

kITATITA:
My children don't own toy guns, and I have only boys. They are not allowed to play with such objects. I don't see the need.

domwas2:
If u were working in a company as a contract staff & u saw another opportunity in a company to work as same contract staff on an MTN project which they will pay 5times d salary u earn at d present place what will u do?

To be specific Remember the MTN project is for a limited time 200k & d present place job is on as d company moving & managing with 40k...

What will be u stand, pls urgent thanks guys

donjerz:
Hello nairalanders, i just feel like sharing with you how a Girl who used to be my close friend at my new place of resident suddenly turn to a BIG time enemy because of N500.

It all started when i moved to my new resident. I had no female friend till i met her. I was d first 2 talk to her (Though she do like stirring at me badly b4 now) and sense she already had a crush on me.

We became friends and i do visit her when am off work or lonely in my room. We started talking dirty and she like always wanna know if i had a girlfriend (always bleep her once she ask me). I ask her to give me her number buh she said ''she has no cellphone'' and ask me if i could buy her one. I do buy her food because she always tell me she hungry all d time. She do ask me help and favour rapidly.

One day, she branched at my place and show me BB Z10 phone that she bought newly and ask me 2 subcribe it for her. I was so surprise. I told her i dont have. ; She was so angry and sad buh later gave me her new number. In d evening of that day, she ping me on whatsapp and later ask 4 card after some line of chats but i told her its already too late and i can't go out. After some few days, we wer chating on a cold evening, and she ask me for N500 of which i told her i will give her wen she pass by my place 2 work in d morning. Unfortunately, i received a call and i travelled dat morning. I drop a msg on her whatsapp dat i'm not at home.

She flashed me severally in d car. When i got 2 my destination, i called her d next day and behold; she ask me ''Who is this''. I told her is me jerry, dont u have my number? She answered by ''hissing! Mctheeeeww'' and end d call. I could'nt believe myself. I called back and i had a Guy voice saying ''she is my babe, dont call her again. She dont wanna talk u''. I was shocked and i end d call.
So, i return back home and i did'nt talk 2 her again. I acted as if i don't know her self. So, she notice i dont talk 2 her again. She was just wondering. She thought i wil come and ask her why she did dat 2 me on d phone d other day, buh i keep her in d silent room. She came looking 4 me at home buh i dont stay often, so my brother keep telling me dat she asked of me.

So, nairalanders, should i talk 2 her or keep her in d dark and leave her with her worries? Because i'm so afraid she may turn me 2 ATM Machine if given a chance again 2 b friend with me. Lol

Prexxy1:
Handsome guys lyk tosyne2much,valmunich etc are those who are eligible to ask her out,not a slowpoke lyk u.

badoolee:
Well said mam
I repeat,aint gonna be a liability 4 any man
Its gonna be our money,our cars ,our evryfin
Buh we gonna work for it togeda.
Once u leave a man to do evryfin,less value 4 u alrdy

Juliaann:
Wow!! they look good together,I just can't wait for mine soon with the right man


btw GEJ till my fowls start growing teeth

sirugos:
Hahahaah. Ur write up is quite funny. Ok let me educate U a little bit and probably tell U the cause of casualties.
1. Poor specie or parents stock. The specie of the birds U guys bought, might be of the type that has a high morality rate. Next time U can order Agritech, fidan CHI, sayed or kamadaz broilers.

2. Poor vaccination. Next time follow this vaccination procedures. 1st day i/0 vaccine, 7 days local lasota, 10 days Gomboro, repeat lasota 21 and 28 days respectively. Also repeat lasota every 30 days.
3. Use the below drugs for brooding. 1_7 days. Neocyril antibiotic, vitalyte vitamin, embazin forth, from 10-21 make use of embazin or anticox regularly to avoid any coccidioses. The mass death of those birds might be of a result of cocci.

4. Keep the environment clean. Don't allow many people to be entering there.

5. Let there be enough ventilation.

6. Thank me latter

kristina1:
Awww..........they are lovely and beautiful

kristina1:

Am sure you expect me to say no lyk dis hypocrites and pretenders.
You r entitled to ur opinion sha.
I dont pretend.