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Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Emmagency(m): 10:10pm On Jun 30, 2014
kunbizzle:
You would love mdx,went there,loved every bit of it


Wow! Nice to hear that.. Thanks for the reply..
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Emmagency(m): 9:37pm On Jun 30, 2014
You guys are great...and thanks for the help so far.. I guess one will just only have to find out first hand the rest of the things that comes with studying in the UK.. one last question, @Lexusg & Aplonious...on a scale of 1-10, how'd you rate the school itself (academics, teaching, workshops, facilities, practicals, students support, etc) during your time there..?? Also, another thing I've been thinking is the accent of the lecturers..did you guys have any major problem with any of them? What's the lowest weather temperature you ever witnessed? And just to be clear, MDX is in outer London right??
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Emmagency(m): 7:46pm On Jun 30, 2014
@Lexusg & Aplonious... You guys rock! Can't tell you how happy I am for your warm and exciting replies.. Aplonious, although I didn't ask about the sisters cheesy thanks for the heads up...(e follow for the matter cheesy) hope say you no break their hearts tire sha? #lol

A graph showed that Nigerian students are more in the School of Computer Science that students from any other foreign nation at MDX..so please connect me ooh.. I'd like to discus with these guys first hand.. (Or will I be too stingy if I aim for Summa Cum Laude?) so I'll need all the info I can get...

Let's come down to figures, an average meal at an African shop let's say eba & soup amounts to how much exactly? and also like how much did you guys spend every week on feeding and transportation?
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Emmagency(m): 5:10pm On Jun 30, 2014
apolonius:

I studied in Middlesex university for 3 years and lived in Platt Halls.Your booked accommodation must be Usher hall.Yes,MDX always has an impressive Nigerian population.I know the terrain well enough,so I am happy to help with any further information.

Hello there.. Was almost thinking I'd never get a reply.. What did you study? How's the area like in terms of food & transport expenses, part-time job availability and the kinds (should I choose to engage in it), what are the conditions about the halls that you sometime had problems with (yea Usher Hall <en suite>wink and most importantly, the academic pattern deployed because I'll be studying computer networks... what to expect on resumption concerning school work and nature of the lectures..

Thanks

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Emmagency(m): 1:56am On Jun 29, 2014
Hello everyone...Apparently, so many data has been lost and it just all but makes it tiring for some people to want to keep up the spirit of this thread..that said, we just have to go on with this and pray for Seun & his team..

In other news, I'll be studying at Middlesex University come September..Accommodation has been sorted out £5572.00 (choi! If I'm not mistaken, one can use that ego to mould a few blocks here in Naija while building ya ile ooh).. Anyway, just want to know if I have any Naija brethren here studying over there at MDX already.. and also guys, (if you happen to know about the area; NW4 4BT, The Burroughs, Hendon, London) kindly share some info..because my accommodation is literally opposite the uni..(which was the best out of all their available halls)..so except when I'm just taking a time out to other locations, I'll be in one place for a long time..(and did I forget to mention that I ain't the 'going out' type? 'If nothing needs my attention in Ojuelegba, I no dey reach there ooh') :-D
Romance / Re: What Can I Do Pls? by Emmagency(m): 3:55pm On Aug 23, 2011
saints_1:

Hello Man, Thanks for your advice, yeap, I have asked her if I should back-out of the affairs, she told me that she is confused that  we both should pray about it, I later asked her to tell someone older than her if they might give her reasons, she did and she asked her aunty and her aunty also told her to pray if any one of us is God's will let it stand.

Yesterday she asked me what she should do but am just as confused as she is, cos i dont want to talk ill of the other dude so that she wont think am jealous or beefing or that stuff, but all the same, Its well noted.

I thank you all guys, pls let more ideas flow in.

Thanks.
The thing is that yhu just have to chose as soon as yhu can. Summon courage and ask her. If she think she would be happy with yhu, If yes, then tell her to find a way and end the other relationship. Yhur idea of not talking ill about the other dude shows enough maturity and uniqueness of yhur love for her unlike other guys would do. Tell her to make a decision because it is killing yhu man. Come On!
Romance / Re: What Can I Do Pls? by Emmagency(m): 3:23pm On Aug 23, 2011
Though yhu may find this hard to take man. Don't get deceived by others telling yhu to fight for her and if she truly loves yhu she will comply. The simple thing behind this whole issue is that yhu have fallen with the wrong person. Even if she is the right person (Because we never can tell what the future holds for us), then you have fallen at the wrong time. Put yhurself in the shoes of the supposed guy she told yhu about that she is already dating. She made it clear to yhu that she still loves the guy. If yhu were to be that guy, and another person is telling yhur gf to abandon yhu for them for some reasons, how will yhu feel? No offense man, LET GO. You'll be glad yhu did. Believe me.
Jokes Etc / Re: Name by Emmagency(m): 4:38pm On Apr 25, 2011
Excuse me, i'm i suppose to laugh?
Jokes Etc / Lmao by Emmagency(m): 1:09pm On Feb 22, 2011
A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.

"Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.

"It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.

"Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."
Jokes Etc / Would You by Emmagency(m): 1:04pm On Feb 22, 2011
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out, a caterer, band, and a hired clown.

Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout.

Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back.

Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time.

But the clown hadn't shown up.

After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself.

She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn.

She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous.

I have never seen such a thing.

Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
Jokes Etc / Real Funny. by Emmagency(m): 12:57pm On Feb 22, 2011
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
Jokes Etc / How Did You Do It? by Emmagency(m): 12:44pm On Feb 22, 2011
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's

widow?'

'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'
Jokes Etc / Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Emmagency(m): 12:20pm On Feb 22, 2011
bashy_demy:

yes i know you guys are enemies make una go hug transformer if then no ban me
GOD HELP US. SOME PPLE ARE JUST SO IGNORANT. I PERSONALLY THINK BEFORE A NEW TOPIC SHLD BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR VIEW, IT SHLD FIRST BE READ MY THE MODERATOR OF THIS ROOM. GUSH
Jokes Etc / G.R.A by Emmagency(m): 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2011
In a classroom, junior who live in ajegunle claimed he lives in G.R.A. This made d students call d attention of their teacher and d following dialouge ensued.: Teacher: junior, what is d full-meaning of G.R.A? Junior: Government Reserved Area. Teacher: Now how come u live in G.R.A? Junior: Ajegunle is a Government Rejected Area. So G.R.A is G.R.A
Jokes Etc / Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Emmagency(m): 7:18pm On Feb 21, 2011
YAWNS, Moderator please get this guy OUT OF HERE. PLEASSSSSE
Jokes Etc / Igbo Apprentice Writting Waec by Emmagency(m): 11:24pm On Feb 20, 2011
An igbo boy who sat for waec, and on d day of commerce, he told his oga to pick him up by 2:00. When he was handed d question paper, the only question he could answer was No. 2. When d exam was over, he went out to meet his oga who was already waiting. And d following dialogue ensued: Oga: How was d exam?. Boy: Ha oga, d exam was so simple nd d simplest of d question was No. 2 which says "what's d difference btw a shop and a warehouse." Oga: wat did u write? Boy: i told them dat shop is in alaba while warehouse us at kirikiri. Oga: And is dat all u wrote? Boy: yes na Oga: see dis boy oo common go back and inlude d phone number and address. FOOL. That's how u fail exams.
Jokes Etc / Re: Teacher And His Student by Emmagency(m): 11:10pm On Feb 20, 2011
Senior student. I dey feel d guy jare. cheesy
Jokes Etc / Wise Obasanjo by Emmagency(m): 8:57pm On Feb 19, 2011
Baba Olusegun got an invitation from the Queen to come &
visit her in England , One afternoon, while drinking
tea in the palace, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a
lot, and therefore she must be certain that they are
intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she
meant, so she called Tony Blair on the phone.

'Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask
Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence. ,

Queen: ' Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you:
your mother has a child, and your father has a child.
This child's not your brother and is not your sister.
Who is he then?'

Tony Blair: 'Obviously, it's me!'

Queen: 'Correct! Thank you, bye'. 'Did you get that
Mr. Obasanjo?' the queen asked.

Obasanjo answered: 'Yes, thx a lot, I'll definitely be
using that!'

As soon as Obasanjo got back to Nigeria , he knew that
he has doubt about Atiku's intelligence, and he was
going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:

'Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a
child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?.'

Atiku thinks, and thinks, 'Em, you must give
me some time to think about it.'

So Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out
with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the
question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an
Atiku family tree, but to no avail! The next morning,
he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a
last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of
Ghana ,

' Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has
a child. The child is not your brother and is not your
sister, who is he?'

Jerry answers immediately. 'Hey, Atiku, It is me of
course, you dumb Nigerian!'

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, he was quite very
impressed to have got the answer to such a difficult
question. 'Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, former President of Ghana!'

Obasanjo replied: 'Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni.
You are such a stupid Vice President! I'll make sure
you're removed from office.
Obasanjo answered and said: The child is TONY BLAIR
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Hit A Woman For Any Reason? by Emmagency(m): 8:55pm On Feb 19, 2011
It's never rite. Bt it's all out of anger
Education / Re: Lautech 2010/2011 Merit Admission List Is Out. by Emmagency(m): 4:15pm On Jan 06, 2011
@liaso: pls help me check. Am keboh oyinmiebi emmanuel. Hope to hear from u soonest. And does anybody knw if dis is d merit list or d whole full list.
Education / Re: Lautech 2010/2011 Merit Admission List Is Out. by Emmagency(m): 11:22am On Dec 25, 2010
Following dis kind of a situation abt d admission all we hv do is hope it comes out b4 jamb registration closes. Pls sm1 tell me date when jamb reg. will be closing. Tnx

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