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You’re his girlfriend, not his secretary for God’s sake.
We’ve all been in relationships where, at times, we’ve felt more like a mom or a secretary than a significant other.
While we understand that healthy relationships require compromises, we’ve compiled a list of favors that good boyfriends know better than to consistently request. If you’re constantly taking on any of the items on this list (especially with any hint of resentment), it’s time to get your guy to lend a hand.

1. His laundry. Pairing your socks isn’t exactly our idea of a stay-at-home date, nor does living with you make us a 1950s housewife. A good compromise is for one partner to sort and start the laundry and the other to fold and put it away. Plus, studies show that helping around the house increases a man’s chances of getting laid. So, how ’bout that pile of dishes? If you clean up the sink while we tackle the living room, we’ll get to the bedroom twice as fast.

2. Buy gifts and cards for other people on his behalf. We’ll help when we’re out with you, but no, we won’t make a pit stop at Hallmark and Laura Ashley while we’re shopping with the girls. Just because we’re women doesn’t mean we’re automatically adept at figuring out your Aunt Martha’s dress size.

3. Plan an entire vacation without his help. When we ask you whether you’d rather spend our anniversary in Cabo or Vermont, we want you to express an actual preference, not to say, “Whatever, I’m happy with what makes you happy.” The same goes for the hotel, the airline, and the restaurant reservations. Letting us take the reins isn’t considerate, it’s just lazy and boring. Instead, make sure to divvy up the planning. We pick the location and hotel; you plan the activities.

4. Make him a sandwich. The refrigerator is 10 feet away and your game control has a pause b*tton, so get up, stretch, and slap that ham and lettuce together by yourself. We don’t care if you’re “in the zone,” because apparently, you were out of it long enough to articulate your immediate need for a nibble. Maybe we’ll consider it if you agree to break from the game for 20 minutes, put on some coffee, and enjoy your afternoon snack with us.

5. Change your relationship status on Facebook. We believe our life outside of the Internet should speak for itself. On the off-chance that we break up, wouldn’t you rather tell your close friends in person, rather than have that ever-present broken heart appear on 500 people’s newsfeeds? Well, we would, so don’t even ask us to include our relationship status on Facebook in the first place.

6. Be his wake-up call. If we wanted a newborn, we’d just pierce the condom. Kidding! But really, buy an alarm clock. Remembering a man’s nap and wakeup schedule should be an occasional favor, not an everyday obligation.

7. Take care of his drunk friends. We’ll help them hail cabs or drive them home, but our couch really shouldn’t be a post-happy-hour crash pad.

8. Hang out with his ex. Some women like befriending the ex, and others just want to satisfy their curiosity about her, but don’t pressure the ones who would rather keep a distance.

9. Keep up with his favorite shows. How would you like it if we made you religiously watch The Bachelor? Instead, let’s pick a show we both like and make sure we follow it together.

10. Lose weight. We’ll tone up for health purposes and for ourselves, but if you’re really concerned about the 5 lbs we gained over the holidays, don’t flat-out complain that we’re getting flabby. Instead, invite us to go biking with you or to take a yoga class together. Treat exercise as a fun activity we can do together instead of something we should do just for you.

11. Keep our hair long. Trust us, short hair is cute, fun, and just as feminine as back-length hair. Just look at Halle Berry, Audrey Tautou and Keira Knightley, circa 2005. It’s not as if we’re going to shave it off or sport one of Rihanna’s hairstyles, but even if we did, we hope you’d find us just as attractive.

U are just spewing all this trash out of stewpidity....keep year pu,ssy and it's story to ur self cos u ve lost ur virginity doesn't mean y shld influence others to do same...that crazy boo u are blabing about now will end up dumping u and it will b d same NL dat u would come and open ur dirty mouths to say all guys are the same....if u don't listen to ur parents advice I wonder who's gonna advice u to listen....wannabe,busybody,noticeme bitch

What u believe is definitely gonna work for u

Ok

jlinkd78:
miraclelusly? like seriously cos I used to know miraculously

Either ways u understand my point English is not my language i humbly stand corrected

America doesn't give anything for free beware they are gonna take something bigger

Watching from a distance

woodmood:
True talk my brother.
The next thing we'll hear is " P-Square's dry-cleaner's cousin weds.
E no dey tire us for Nija.

Lol

Omotolas maid brother weds a blind deaf girl in Lagos

woodmood:
True talk my brother.
The next thing we'll hear is " P-Square's dry-cleaner's cousin weds.
E no dey tire us for Nija.

Lol

Old time lesbian mates now wanting the D

K

If some1 is not popular in Nigeria they will use a popular person's name to always talk about him.....#inyanyas manager

This is nigeria things happens miraclelusly,powerfull or by force...quote me anywhere comes 21ts of this month this is d same way saraki will smile and bow back to SP seat

Go look for work ogbeni.....soo funny how people still depend on their parent at a stage like dis...after nysc I told my parents I wasn't coming home until I had a job and I pursued nd worked hard nd prayed tooo...believe me I went home 7 months after nysc with a news and job that made my parents forever thankful to GOD for having a child like me...pls learn to hustle start small pray,belive and earn honestly GOD will bless ur hustle....stay independent...@ op there's nothing wrong in goin to see ur parents after a year of struggling alone but pls don't relax nd make ur self too welcomed at home u are a visitor to dat house nw not a bed owner

Waste of time, strength and public funds

He's showing her a doggy position on his phone and requesting they try it at night

Send her your wishes


Happy birthday miss boobs

I smiled when the charges read....#sometimes in April


A movie that u can't watch without crying except if u have a stone heart

Police


D day u sign up for police job in Nigeria a curse follows u d day u put on their uniform u lost you whole sense of reasoning....i wonder why nigerian police is soo different yesterday armed robbers raided festac dey haven't done anything about dat yet na for ordinary citizens dem dey show power

Nice one

I wonder Wats soo enjoyable about rape even the pussiess we fucck dis days for free are all slacked nd irritating hw much more rape.....i guess it's high time we start praying for the spirits of self and speech control

Lies

Congratulations to them

I pray this government dosent fail us at the end of it all

A better nd blessed nigeria we ask of u oh LORD AMEN

According to a BBC article published today, Nigerians are one of the most unruly sets of human beings around.
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As the article goes, here are the most common bad behaviour exhibited by Nigerians:

The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who must make their way to the front as soon as they arrive

The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who consider it anathema to allow an empty space in front of their vehicles



The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid waste on the pavements, night after night
   The staff who take three weeks' leave to attend their father's burial, then another three weeks later in the year to attend their father's burial, again. "That first one was my father who paid my school fees," they say. "This one is my biological father".

The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire and brimstone because their children were punished for coming late to school



The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff, praise you for your excellent work skills, then wink and ask if you also have excellent "bedroom skills", while everyone present bursts out laughing

The top government officials who show off their importance by the number of people jam-packed into their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for 7am, knowing full well that they do not intend to see you until 10pm

The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to avoid giving you the false impression that they are at your beck and call

The "big men" and "big women" who scream "Do you know who I am?" when you ask for some identity before they can be allowed through the gate .

Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be delayed for their sakes, while their fellow passengers gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour, wondering why the flight is delayed, this time.

Humbly admit to any1 of this u are guilty of


http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/10/bbc-lists-out-most-common-unruly.html?m=1

Popular Prophet T.B. Joshua has released an intriguing sermon revealing his coveted success secrets.




In the video, which shows several clips of an almost unrecognizable Joshua in his 'early ministry', the cleric reveals that the persecution he encountered was instrumental in preparing him for the arduous task of serving in God's vineyard.
"I began discovering the good life when I was only 15 years old," Joshua explained. "It's all about love and be loved. Help and be helped. Show mercy and receive mercy. Give and receive more of whatever you give."
Below are just a few of his 'success secrets' worth pondering on (Plus The Video):





* "When you learn what God has made you for and how He treasures your company, you are bound to be contented, self-sufficient and happy."

* "We should not allow unhealthy ego, pride or greed to overrule our good intention."

* "Those who have the greatest and most positive impact on society are not concerned with name and fame."

* "Every day you must stay true to your purpose, despite snow or rain. When your purpose is clear, your life will have meaning."

* "A resolve to do whatever proper thing it takes separates the weak from the strong. The strong are determined to do whatever possible and proper thing to get to their goal."

* "If you are focused only on making money, a large slice of life will pass you by."

* "Adopting a lifestyle that is on purpose provides an opportunity to enrich others by leaving your imprint in a positive way."



http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/10/secrets-of-tb-joshuas-success-revealed.html?m=1

When do you intend to die?


Don't agree with no 5 u musnt know some1 before u work what happens if I work and others gets to know me

So what are we supposed to do? Bow down and worship their pics?

Just plug it and use in ur room how much is my school fees and house rent?

So all the ones they were doing was caricature?

If I buy the phone will u make calls for free

Why....op u didn't gave us reasons u just gave biography which we are practically not interested in

Fucck her nd have hiv to so dat u guys can love ur selfs more and stay together or if u still have some sense remaining run for ur life





Btw I smell lies and cooked up stories
Congratulations you struggle to get ur script on fp just proved positive do we look like 10yrs old kids to u?

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