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SELENAqueensy:
I never finish school, am sure iyanya is waiting for me

Quote me anywhere u go grow white hair for armpits
If Inyanya marry u then Nicky minaj go propose to me

Welcome to nairaland were people post lies and trash and they hit fp with the speed of light

lalasticlala, seun, ishilove; in the spirit of independence, this should make front page[/quote]This is what am always talking about

A well trained and mannered lady will build ur home and make u live longer than u were supposed tooo......say no to all this 2015 girls wearing fake ass,hair,breast and always demanding for wat their fathers can't afford

Welcome to nairaland were people post lies and trash and they hit fp with the speed of light

blueto:
Electricity is stable?

When will people bolt from the impertinently depraving act of disseminating mandacious assertion?

I vehemently dissenter your opinion. The state of electricity is still in disequilibration. it is only evovling now.

Electricity has improved and has been stable for over 2 months now pls were do u live?

sammyj:
olodo. go get a job

Like u have one

sinkhole:
@OP, and you sat down to write all the trash above? Please may I ask, what do you do for a living?

Am a student who's doing well in school,eating well, earning from the works of my hands and investment,living well dats what I do for a living in my joblessness

And you that is so busy what do you do for a living that you had time to come and read my trash?
Stupid cow asking stupid question

babaearly:
Please check your grammar

I stand to be corrected

I Emmanuel henry(Apc party leader in NL) on behalf of PMB heartily congratulates and facilitates with u my fellow nigerians and nairalanders on our 55th independent anniversary celebration. I also want to use this medium to let u know that the long wait and appointments of ministers will b made public by next weekend and all hands will properly be on deck to put our nation on a fast moving track....to sumerise it all it has come to my notice that most past leaders and public officers didn't adhere to my strick instructions for non of them to travel out of the country until investigation are carried out and they are declared free from probes and other issues arising I PMB is also suspecting that the past president GEJ and his party members (pdp) has ran out of the country as he did not send or wish my administration a happy independent anniversary....well I just want him GEJ and all his past cabinet to come back from the long much awaited rest they all claimed that they went for as today makes it 4 months since they left office (no man can rest for 4 months except if he is dead PMB 1921) I have also come to make this public annocement on nl to thank wailers for their criticism since I assumed office my administration will send some officials of APC on nl to go and check and tell those who ran away in the name of being sick and other excuse they used in running out to #come back let's start the probes...2 wailers and 1 Apc member will go and check on Alison madueke in a London hospital who claimed she was having headache since 4monts ago other past governors, ministers,senators, public officers and even past v.c of universities would not be spared out of this as I said before in my anniversary speech there is no need to be afraid of anything we (Apc) are not after anybody...but be afraid of your actions....
As I promised during my campaign jobs will still be provided for the youths
Electricity is stable already
The price of petrol will reduce to #50
I will probe past and present corrupt leaders
I will be minister of petroleum
I will crush boko haram soon
1 dollar will be equal to 1naira
I wish all the wailers good health of mind and body and as for those who haven't moved on with the fact that I won the election just chill u will soon die soon....thanks to all the great lovers and supporters of #CHANGE
Apc publicity secretary on nl
Apc zonal leaders on nl
Apc chairmen
Apc pro
Apc flag wavers and broom carries
Wailers disguising to be Apc members
My fellow nigerians,ladies and gentlemen of nl

Long live the federal republic of Nigeria
Long live Apc
Long live PMB
Short life's to wailers

Where there is no law there is no sin where there is law there is sin.....oneday they will need the help of the police and other security agencies


The saying still goes that those with money don't take pictures with it,GEJ won't take pictures with all our money he stole,billgate,dangote,obama,pmb and other rich people don't take pictures with their money most of this celebrities either borrow or use fake notes to pose and brag they don't live as good as dey brag and claim to..



Quote me anywhere on earth

KissQ:
As Yemi alade be ur crush u fit marry her naw, to help her ministry.......

To be honest I can't keep up with the fact that she's richer and older than me but if she go be my sugar mummy den am ok with that

figo05:
lolz... my type dey do wat

figo05:
Well, thats ur say or will i say and thats why its not working for u

D only thing am after nw is money forget women they will come when u ve made it by then u go select as u want....na ur type dey always find rich girlfriend way go spend on u...I hv learnt to hunt for my self since I was 14 I don't even depend on my parents talk more of a lady

figo05:
U think its all abt money? Well na men like u dey behave like house boy because ur wife rich pass u.... Learn to be a man bro

In 2015 and years to come u can never be regarded as a man if u are broke

See how our world of today is
If an average guy like u cms up with a new fashion thread people will criticise u and call u names but if davido steps out to a mall with boxers and singlet nobody will see anything wrong with it rather it will b the new other of the day let's tell ourselves the truth no lady of nowadays will Marry a broke guy or jobless guy and no celeb will marry u even in ur wildest dream so please open ur eyes nd hustle hard to double ur pay

figo05:
Guy i can many any celebrity in dis world. left for u to know how to handle her. she go respect u die even if u no get 1naira inside acct

Story u think say other rich guys way no be celeb no they approach those ladies?? They just wanna hookup with their equals




Don't ever marry a lady that is richer than u
U will regret it even in your grave

figo05:
Yemi Alade ur crush yet u no find her go and marry her. Na ghost she go marry?

If I marry dT lady I no go dey sleep well I prefer to go d whole day hungry than not to have a peaceful night rest....i no dey use my sleep play so I will marry an average virgin (still wondering were she will come from I know it's not from Nigeria sha)

Dbanj
Don jazyy
M.i
Sarkodie
Genevive
Banks w
Waje
Inyanya
Yemi alade my crush

Make Una go marry

MTN are running mad this days


They sent a message that a diamond bank staff was arrested for 111 million naira fraud and they still want me to open a diamond yellow account (how safe is my money?)

Dump threads hitting fp described how the mods think

If he is not guilty and worthy to be stoned he wouldn't have cancelled it







If we don't embrace this act of dealing with this public officers and dis gracing them this way then we will suffer more pains and this guy's will still roam around freely.....nigerian youths should stand up and fight for our rights

Wailers will always wail akwa ibom has never done or found wanting in corruption cases we are naturally rich people 95% of those that will come and spew trash here have never ever been to akwa ibom to see how developed nd well structured it is ye all should face ur states and beg ur governors to upgrade ur states like akwa ibom



























Proudly Apc proudly akwa ibom but can't throw deaf ears nd claim blind to Wat pdp (akpabio) did and will still do














































Happy 55 nigeria before u get to 60 akwa ibom will b one of the world's finest

Na wah ooo dis 1 too is news abi?

If this man PMB was a doctor no patients would have ever died in his care nigeria will rise up again pls alway remember nigeria and our public officers in ur daily prayers...












































Happy 55 nigeria

Empty stadium maybe kaduna people didn't have a public holiday like other nigerians

Empress just look like dog my opinion tho

avasweet:
U must be very very stupid, did u read the post @ all with ur maggot brain...he said his father neva LISTENS to him Always SCOLDS and wants him to be dependent on him

Btw the does dat dude look like a child to u, u lack basic brain now get off my mentions idioot

I lack basic brain thanks the next time ur father scolds u stab him....ignorance to the law is no excuse mayb u are a bastard that's why u are sounding this way....if u have a father like mine u will prefer to kill ur self than ever thinking of not takin his words talk less of stabing him

Ask ur mom to show u ur dad that's if u ain't as hopeless as this ur cousin u are supporting now....dead pig

avasweet:
Hhmmmmmmmm...@least parent can learn from dis to stop scolding their kids and try talking to dem, always listen to dem


Bad training

Soo now u are blaming the father...well anyday you parents scold you stab them...children of nowadays hate been corrected

This is also were frustration has led nigerians at 55

Fastest way to die is having anything to do with nigerian girls Walahi dey hardly think