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SAFETY TIPS ON HOW TO IDENTIFY FAKE POLICEMEN AT A GLANCE. Here are some tips to guide us in our SECURITY CONSCIOUSNESS. This is the time we live in; we must learn to deal with it by GOD's Grace. 1. Number tag of a real policeman must be six digits, lessthan six, is fake.
2. Only female police officers have their numbers begin with "0", any policeman with number beginning with "0" is fake.
3. Every policeman's name tag is woven to the shirt, no more removable name tags.
4.A distinction between the normal policeman and the SPY (supernumerary) police personnel, is that a SPY number must be either three or four digits with the word "SPY" boldly inscribed on their uniform shoulder. Please, at night be vigilant, always roll-up your windows in traffic,central lock your doors, be double sure they are true policemen, if they are not, be strong and speed off. Never get frightened. Be watchful, they are everywhere; educate your family members,neighbors, and friends. GOD Almighty will continue to protect us. SENT BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE

Why playing the blame game Dbanj. 2mrw u might start accusing Apc for your woes and travails

My mentor and father may u live long and expand the gospel of salvation to all corners of planet earth. Signs of great things in 2015 FTC

Everybody is shouting " Buhari we need change!
Buhari we need change
Buhari we need change"...
Is he a conductor?

Musa y did u untie this ram

O lord women causing trouble since the time of Adam and Eve

OH God pls let me be confused like this OP

I smell FP oya mod do the needful

Oh what a sexy way 2 answer call up yonder

EL rufai listen to the prophets FOR INSULTING JESUS CHRIST YOU'VE LOST ELECTION mark my words

See many ppl here rhrowing tantrums @ the op but that's the hard trUth many youths would cry had I known.FLEE FROM SEXUAL iMMORALItY

OP repent 4 d kindgom of God is @ hand,I can't imagine how a person like this confused OP wake up and post this bull crap. OP you need jesus

The kind of ugly news that's hapening around the world is quite alarming.he must be APC man bcs that's where apc members converge @ kuje.RIp to the deceased

Death to the insurgents, long live to the camerounain republic. And long live 2 me FTC all d way

Winch people una close quick from coven 2day wetin happen or na combine service una get 2day

I can join my wife in there but my problem is my diiick e go dey stand like say e win election

I smell FP, MOD do the magic and wayo u guys normally do

We need 2 see d link nk 2 d purported leak video or adonbilivit
Unclad videos
Naked pics
Smh when would ladies learn

I can't wait 4 dem 2 come

URGENT ADVICE AND SOLUTION NEEDED: A friend of mine has a shop where he sells goods. Some one worked into his shop and requester for some samples of his goods to take to his boss. After some hours the porported boss called him and bargained price on his chose samples, after the deal is strucked, he told my friend to calculate the amount involved. My friend did. The said boss promised to tranfer the amount to my friend's bank. Later, my friend received a crdit alert from his bank that the whole amount has been credited to his account, which showed the available balance, including the balance he previously had. With that my friend released the goods to the people. When he went to his bank to withdraw the money, the bank said it was a fraud from fraudsters. What can my friend do? How can he recover his money since he cannot trace the people? Please help!

But does someone’s height, age or first name really make them any more (or less) likely to stray — or are these things strange coincidences?

No one on earth actually wants to date a cheater, but most times, we don’t see the signs that our beloved boyfriend or girlfriend is secretly a sneaky little liar who is about to ruin our lives!

Never mind that he answers his second mobile phone in the closet every night, or her being less affectionate with you and drooling over your bestfriend when he walks into the room.

The real question you should ask yourself is: Is your guy addicted to Twitter? Is your girlfriend blonde? Is your boyfriend turning 29?

Through journal studies and surveys of users on cheating websites, science seems to now know exactly what makes someone more likely to be unfaithful — and it’s not looking so good for a lot of people. We’re on to you, cheaters!

But does someone’s height, age or first name really make them any more (or less) likely to stray — or are these things strange coincidences?

Well, only those who have dated these 10 people may know the truth about their philandering tendencies. And, until you do the all dating legwork, we’re just going to give you the cold, hard facts and let you make an educated decision yourself on these people who are more likely to cheat on you.

People Whose Age Ends In ‘9’: Going on a date with guy who’s about to turn 29? You may want to wait a year or so, says science! According to a new study published in Proceedings of the Natural Academy of Sciences, people turning an age that ends in ‘9’ are more likely to cheat on their partners. Why? People turning 29, 39, 49, etc. tend to have major self-and make life-altering choices as they approach a new decade. In fact, of the 8 million men on extramarital affair dating website, AshleyMadison, more than 950,000 men were ages 29, 39, 49, or 59.

Tall Guys: We’re telling you this not just because short guys make us swoon. A study from extra-marital dating site, IllicitEncounters.com, said that dudes over 5’10” are twice as likely to cheat on their partner. Uh huh… Knew they were up to no good up there.

Rock N’ Roll Fans: These two are the kind of sketchballs your mama warned you about. Another survey from IllicitEncounter.com found that 41 percent of cheaters prefer rock music to all other genres. Your best bet for a loyal partner? Rap lovers (maybe).

Guys Who Work In IT: Don’t be fooled by their soft hoodies, hipster glasses and patience when it comes to restoring your iPhone (you really should start backing up!) — these guys are sneaky, cheating hubbies, according to the same AshleyMadison survey that revealed unfaithful wives are often teachers.

The French: What can you expect in a relationship with the best lovers in the world? Wine, cheese and an affair, says science. According to LELO, a luxury intimacy gadget brand, who surveyed the globe about bedroom habits, 75 percent of the French admit to cheating.

Shopaholics: AshleyMadison also revealed that their typical, adulterous female user is a serious shopper. More than a third of the women surveyed said they spend more on their appearance since they started cheating. And, 27 percent have a secret credit card to fund their purchases. The preferred brand of the unfaithful? Banana Republic.

Female Teachers: What professions are more likely to stray? According to a AshleyMadison.com survey of its users, the typical cheating wife is likely to be a teacher. Someone’s gotta teach these ladies a lesson — just don’t call tech support …

Twitter Users: Social media can be harmful to your romantic relationship. While this isn’t too surprising, research from the University of Missouri shows those who tweet, cheat. The more often a person uses Twitter, the more often they have relationship conflicts, like affairs. #TimeToCloseTheLaptop

Guys Named Wayne: An easy giveaway he’s sleeping with someone else? His name. A study of 2,000 women found Wayne ranked as the least trustworthy name in love. As for Lil Wayne, his real name is Dwayne, so we’re not sure where that stands on the adultery scale. Does the D negate anything? For now, try not to date Lil Wayne. We’ll update you when science gets back to us.

Blonde Women: Do blondes have more fun? If you consider cheating a grand ole time, then you betcha. A CheaterVille.com survey found that 42 percent of cheating women have blonde hair. Better girlfriend material, guys? Only 11 percent of women with black hair are cheaters.

A gay and lesbian group in Botswana has won a landmark legal case in the country's High Court, allowing it to be registered as a non-governmental organisation. The judge in the case ruled that the government had acted unconstitutionally in preventing the group - known as LEGABIBO - from becoming an association. The coordinator for LEGABIBO (Caine Youngman) told the BBC the ruling sent a message against homophobic legislation to the entire region. He said it was a victory for human rights. It is not illegal to be gay in Botswana but same sex conduct is prohibited under its penal code. Source BBC AFRICA

Omo see gobe

Mods do d needful FP tins or abi if tonto mess una go use speed carry am go fp

Funny enough I just farted

So how do you fart in an elevator or at a movie, or while you’re just out on a date or out with pals? Here’s a complete guide to farting in public without ever getting caught!

Let it Rip: Don’t be afraid to let it rip anywhere, anytime. Chances are if it’s in a public place with loads of people around, all heads will be turning at each other in suspicion. You must do the same. Act normal, and let the smell intoxicate the zone around you. Remember, the fart is your oyster.

Face Off:The most important part about farting is preventing anybody from seeing you do that hard-to-avoid facial expression upon release. Instead, release it naturally, and the moment you see someone else with a disgusted face, you must express disgust, subtly. It shouldn’t be a case of you noticing the fart first. In most cases, whoever detected it, ejected it.

Chain Reaction: Now that you’ve shown your disapproval, look around you and without pointing fingers per se, instead look at someone that looks like a farter, in disgust. The likelihood is that all others will look towards this person too. You need to be the ‘adult’ here. Lead others away from the act as if you’re a fireman on duty. Your leadership skills will be rewarded with glances of praise for your skill in dealing with the crime. At this point try not to release any more. Keep these in reserve for your next step, walking away.

Walk the Line Slowly, but in calculated fashion, walk confidently away from the scene of the crime and take out your mobile to show you’re a busy person who doesn’t have time for all this farting about. Your walk should be cool, like you’re an ubersexual on the Paris catwalk.

Wherever you may be, let your wind pass free

Swimming pools are always a good bet, even though bubbles will rise when you let it go. You can just flap your hands around when the bubbles rise indicating that the bubbles are a result of your hand waves and not your arse tremors.

If you need to let one go in the cinema, do it. With Dolby Surround Sound fitted into most cinemas, any scene usually has music or loud moments. Be opportunistic and release when the time is right.

Playing sports is always a good way to fart in public, especially with any sports involving running. Nobody can notice it because the adrenalin takes away anybody’s sense of noticing such an act

Covert Farting Techniques!

Cough loudly when you fart.

Act cool and suave, as if you would never fart.

Fart when dressed smartly. Chances are, you don’t fart compared to someone in jeans and sneakers.

If you’re out on a first date, let it be silent but violent. And go blaming it on the waiter while he poured the wine.

If in a meeting, let it out. But use the ‘squeaky chair’ you’re sitting on as an excuse.

And the beef goes on

Choi I was even thinking that you would suggest a new police uniform without pockets so that men of intergrity wouldn't be tempted 2 collect bribes from d society
Ftc all d way

continentalceo: I have just one question, if Christians believe that all other religions will go to hell and all other religions believe that members of other religions not theirs will go to hell, then which people will actually make the real heaven?
The total population of the world is about 7billion people as we know it, and no religion is up to 3billion. So does that mean that about 5billion people will go to hell? Why will God create all these people to throw them into hell? Now add the 50billion dead people that have existed. Are a sizable portion of that number, like say maybe 40billion be in hell? Pls I need answers

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That's Gods problem let him deal with it but leave ay life as a criteria tobe with God then ull ask him all this Questions

Some officials of the Nigeria Customs Service have reportedly unleashed havoc on the Mile 2 office of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, vandalising four vehicles among other valuables, in a bid to release an impounded vehicle.

The PUNCH learnt that a LASTMA official, Musiliu Edu, and a police corporal, Saliu Isiaka, were beaten for recording the incident with their mobile phones.

Another official, Wensu Idowu, was reportedly hospitalised, after he was hit with the butt of a gun in the mouth, while the crisis raged.

Our correspondent learnt that a Honda Pilot, marked, EKY 521 CZ, and belonging to a senior customs official, had been impounded by LASTMA operatives on Tuesday morning.

The driver of the vehicle was said to be driving against traffic at the Coconut area of Mile 2.

An hour after the arrest, the customs officials in a convoy of three patrol vehicles, reportedly stormed the Mile 2 office and started inflicting injuries on LASTMA officials.

In a statement on Sunday, the zonal head, LASTMA, Mr. Victor Adeyanju, said his men were attacked after the customs officials’ demand for the unconditional release of the vehicle was turned down.

He said, “When they came, they were told there was a standard procedure for the release of vehicles.

“This, however, made them angry and they started beating our men, including dragging some of them on the floor. They threatened not to leave the premises without the impounded vehicle.”

It was learnt that it took the intervention of policemen from the FESTAC Police Station to restore normalcy in the area.

While some of the officials reportedly fled the scene, one of the patrol vehicles they brought was said to have been taken to the station.

The impounded jeep was also said to have been deposited at the LASTMA Headquarters in Oshodi.

The General Manager of LASTMA, Mr. Babatunde Edu, while confirming the incident, said, “Military and paramilitary agents must see LASTMA officials as partners who are out to ensure sanity on the road.”

The Public Relations Officer of the Nigeria Customs Service, Federal Operation Unit, Ikeja, Lagos, Uche Ejesieme, said, “ I have contacted all our patrol teams and its likely that none of them is involved as alleged.

“However, we shall investigate and if actually any of our officers is indicted, the controller will take appropriate steps to sanction such officer. “Like I said earlier, such acts cannot come from FOU A operatives.

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