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budaatum:
I just saw myself drinking the water thinking "but I don full now". Next thing, I woke up lying on the beach with all these people starring at my pata majidun, which I was ashamed of. So I rudely asked, "what you all starring at?", and they all laughed. It was only later that I was informed that I'd deprived everyone from swimming in the ocean because I'd drank it all up. They'd had to press it all out of my stomach!

For my second near death, I was aware like you were, and it was in a hospital. No lights either.

The bolded made me laughed so loud.

But, did you see yourself outaide of your body?

budaatum:
Don't mind him. Cold is wiring his ass.

Oh, you guys are playing Chess online.

Ericsunday619:
this topic is really interesting and enlightening. It's more safer to identify ones self as an agnostic rather than atheist because atheism is far from the truth. Do i believe in God? Yes but do i believe Yehwah is the creator? No because there are over 4200 god's worshiped by humanity. So it's hard to believe which god is the creator

So which of the 4200 gods created the Universe since YHWH didn't? Or all of them created the Universe?

frank317:
Whats the bible answer to this question?

If mans chest was rough would u ask why is was not smooth?

Pls let us know why yahweh made mans chest smooth. U claim to have access to the creator

So, now you are the ones asking the questions when you havd successfully dodged the numerous one on the Op?

Sorry oooooo. It's pity. Ndo. Bragging when there's nothing upstairs.

CoolUsername:
Have you even been listening to me?? In my very first post (the same one you said was off-topic) I gave the advantages of sex, elsewhere in this thread I linked some studies that show why sex is so commonplace across species. What's wrong with you, man?

I don't think I should waste my time arguing with someone who doesn't even know that mangos don't evolve.

Your knowledge of this subject is so little and so beneath mine that you can't appreciate or understand my points. Go read a book, man.

Wow. This is what i call Haughtiness. Shouldn't you allow someone else grade you?

iamwhat:
Can you see you're just concentrating on only one aspect of a whale-like (Very big) question ?

The intelligent arrangement of chromosomes, The physiological differences between the genders, the reproductive organs....... How people in the same environment under the same influence of everything suddenly have different physiological developments.
What created Penis and made it compatible with virginal.....
and why does female has womb and menstruate and male doesn't, who created it that way.....
What created breast and makes it milky at a point just to serve as food to another organism.......

Why don't you answer those questions?

And the breast had to mount out to enable another organism suck or feed from it. Why is the man's chest so smooth?

CoolUsername:
It's rather simple, the BIG question OP asked is the origin of sexual reproduction and sex. Once sexual reproduction and its purpose are ascertained, the other things are more like fluff because they are just the specialized mechanisms for efficient sexual reproduction. So,gametes, sex organs, intercourse, are tools which have been selected overtime to facilitate that same gene transfer I talked about in unicellular organisms but adapted for multicellular organisms.

If you ask about the evolution of the human eye, I'll have to start with the most primitive forms of sight before I show you the progression from that to the modern human eye. That's because once you understand the necessity of sight to survival along with natural selection, then you'll see that the human eye is just a specialized tool for animals that evolved under the conditions we did.

Saying that it occurred by accident is a bit inaccurate because while chance is evolved, these processes have been refined over generations for millions of years.

Who or what selected these tools, and who or what redefined these processes over millions of years. Your submission seems to suggest there's a hand (Causation) behind all.

iamwhat:
I manage to score you 1/100 because you mentioned Sex;
Please answer the question and stop perambulating.

1/100? This Guy is generous.

hopefulLandlord:
I don't hate Yahweh, I know Yahweh is imaginary

Pls how do you know YHWH is imaginary?

hopefulLandlord:
1. I never said "I don't accept evolution theory", I said I haven't studied it enough to accept nor reject it. don't strawman me again please

2. I don't know but I understand why man created gods like Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Olodumare, Chukwu etc as "I don't know" has always been a difficult answer to give to a question

3. Atheism is as old as man, Darwin existed in the 19th century

Guy, you are not suppose to come into this thread because if we need to seriously have a cinversation about it, you'd jump off saying you don't know. You don't know, yet you know enough to say there's no YHWH and Jesus.


Remember you and i had had this talk before? I asked how you got here, you said your parents had sex. When i pulled you down to Adam having sex and having kids and we still having sex to have kids today, you ran off.


Why not just stay away? No offence. I still love you

hopefulLandlord:
Another misinformed theist thinking he had a eureka moment

1. Atheism is not a scientific claim

2. Evolution is a scientific claim

3. There are Christians that accept evolution theory https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acceptance_of_evolution_by_religious_groups

4. There are non-antheists that accept evolution theory
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution

5. There are atheists that reject evolution theory



Now go back and ask a germane question or you're just rambling ignorantly sir

Why didn't you attempt the Op even by half?

mohemos:
If, as evolutionists have argued, there is a materialistic answer for everything, then these questions should be answered: 

How exactly did we arrive at two separate genders, each with its own physiology? 

Why sex? 

Is sex the product of a historical accident or the product of an intelligent Creator? 

Modified:

How could nature evolve a female member of a species that produces eggs and is internally equipped to nourish a growing embryo, while at the same time evolving a male member that produces motile sperm cells? And, further, how is it that these gametes (eggs and sperm) conveniently “evolved” so that they each contain half the normal chromosome number of somatic (body) cells?

Oh thank you?

How come all animals must have sex to.reproduce, but none evolves into something else since the last evolution?

OBAGADAFFI:
Somebody should tell this Noisemaker , tithing is not the most important massage in Christianity.

Don't mind that adulterer. He is having sex with a married woman, that to him is cool. YHWH is pleased with him

All these animals swallowing money in Nigeria, does he know about them? Am waiting to hear his voice.
Bastard born troway. Na him papa contri be this?

LastSurvivor11:
Pls we need it..

Stupid people do multiply..

Pls tell your Daddy GO Freeze that YHWH hates Divorce and Adultry.

Freeze is Divorced and right now is living with another man's wife. Which is a sin?

Adultery or Tithing?

Pls can you point this scripture to your Papa?
Good News Translation Malachi 2:16 “I hate divorce,” says the Lord God of Israel. “I hate it when one of you does such a cruel thing to his wife. Make sure that you do not break your promise to be faithful to your wife.”.

He saw Malachi 3:10 to preach against, but he jumped Malachi 2:16 and Thou shall not commit adultery

Pls tell him to remove the plywood in his eyes to see clearly to help remove small speck in another person's eye.


***ProudlySheep***.

***Let the goats cross over***.

MuttleyLaff:
Male bonding
I already said.

But you said females aren't excluded.
You guys seems to be playing a game outside of here.

Anyways, let me mind my business.

budaatum:
I have had 2 near death experiences myself, one which involved me drinking all the water in the ocean at Bar Beach. So I can at least claim to know something about them. And no, neither occasion made me convert from my previously held atheism.

So, What happened? Did you step outside of yourself?
What did you see?

I have had one myself. I think mine was 'Out Of Body Experience', not Near Dead.

I went for a 6 hours (bone Transplant or grafting) surgery. I was told later that i regained conciousness while still on the table, so more Anaesthesia was pumped into me, i went down and went out.

I was brought out of the theater awaiting my coming to, but i didn't. The reaident doctor came for the Post.Op check only to find me still down, that was when he discovered i was out, but the Nurse by me didn't even know it.

I saw myself outside a sphere-like dome. Inside the dome where my folks and the medical team fighting to revive me. I saw everything they did and heard everthing they said. I heard the prayers my folks where praying outside the ward. I was seeing everything at once.

I heard the Doctor said to the Nurse, 'Is this how you'd have sat here and we loose her?'. I saw the Nurse crying. I saw her run to the Theatre to get an oxygen tank as the doctor instructed.

They were calling me, i heard them. I was there, but at the seem time very far from them. I answered very loudly for them to know i could hear them, they for n't need to shout, but they couldn't hear me.

I wanted to get back into the dome, but i couldn't. There was no enterance, no windows. I didn't know how i got out. My folks where crying and i needed to let them know I was fine. I felt very helpless seeing and hearing them, but they couldn't see or hear me. I wanted to back in by all means, but i couldn't.

I can't tell how i finally disappeared outside of the dome, i regained conciousness here.

I didn't see Jesus tho, i didn't see any light, but i saw myself outside of myself. I recognized myself outside of myself.

Guess what? Three days before that surgery, i dreamed it. I knew i was going to sink if i went into aurgery with serious prayer.

I was booked for that surgery, and as i got admitted, that night, i had that dream. The next day i called in the MD, (who hardly believed in God). i told him to give me three days before the surgery. He did. I fasted three days in that Hospital averting death.

If i didn't, Okpari, i for don die.

budaatum:
So, after one is done dying and is now dead, what happens then?

Lolzzz@ After one is done dying

soliq55:
It's not uncommon to hallucinate when the brain is in the process of shutting down. A common variable to to stories about people seeing heaven, God, Jesus, Allah and hell when they are in the process of dying is that it is culturally specific. [b]For instance, a Yoruba man sees a Jesus that is black man wearing agabada speaking Yoruba, a white man sees Jesus in heaven wearing suit and tie.[/b]And so on.

@the bolded. You made it up or you actually listened to anyone who died and saw a black Jesus wearing Agbada, and speaking Yoruba?

MuttleyLaff:
Male bonding things,
females aren't necessarily excluded and so welcomed too

So, what's going on?

sonmvayina:
No, no....there was no. Adam neither was there eve or a talking snake..the genesis account of creation is not the only neither is it the first. The Enuma ELISH is/was the first as far as record goes and shows. It proceeds the genesis accounts by thousands of years..

It details how marduk created the universe from the remains of tiamat...how he created humans by making moulds and calling other spirits to get in the moulds, and him cutting his head and pouring his blood on the moulds so the humans can share in his divinity...

It is from it that Ezra...got the information he used in writing the book of the law( genesis to deutromomy)
It also details how lucifer(inanna) rose herself to the pantheon..how she became marduks enemy...

It is quite interesting if you are spiritually inclined..

There should be a soft version on the Internet..

Pls don't derail this lovely thread. Can you open a thread for this? Pls mention me, am interested in this

MuttleyLaff:
Yeah, just woken up and so it seems
Apparently they were down because they had a power outage
Havent they got UPS? Tut tut tut
Layout has changed after coming back though

What are you guys talking self. You guys seems to be into something else other than this thread.

Ishilove:
Weird and terribly abnormal

Well, to you. It's normal here.

Ishilove:
Sarah did

I have a friend whose mother was given to their father. They belonged to the woman until the woman died before they started seeing their biological mother as their mother.

Her mother was having kids and giving to the woman. Her mother was called by her name straight, not mother until their step Mother died.

So, yes. Many still do even today in Rivers State.

Some first daughters don't marry, they belong to their families. They marry young girls (like men) and those girls are allowed to have kids for her. The kids bare her name.

budaatum:
Please, question if you may! But note that no one is under obligation.......



On reflection, I am consider myself out of order for suggesting otherwise.

Meaning we are not having this conversation nau. If i ask a question which you feel are not obligated to answer, what then is the point of me getting into the convo. in the first place?

No shakes anyways. I must not be part of your thread.

Billyonaire:
Humor me more. Now being born again is being equated with having orgasm, a luxury even for feminine males. He must be a born again Ogboni Frater.

You couldn't bring yourself to respect this space abi? A man is dead. A father, a grandfather. A human being. You may be a sorcerer, an adversary, but that doesn't mean you she come in here trying to sling mud when others are mourning their dead. Let us mourn in peace.

Repent Billy, it wont be long now and you shall go the way of all the flesh.

TheLogicalMind:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28070452_2361653093860279_4236365160650272640_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=b7d2cd1959ef177befe1abded93efd89&oe=5B18BF98


"Someday you will read or hear that Billy Graham is dead. Don’t you believe a word of it. I shall be more alive than I am now. I will just have changed my address. I will have gone into the presence of God."

Billy Graham

Hahahahahahahahaa. Hallelujahhhhhhhhh. See you soon papa.

charlyxx9:
did you misquote him? or he said this because there is something fishy about this statement that he made in 1991,though I comment my reserve.



disrepute
noun
the state of being held in low esteem by the public.

No, he didn't understand what Papa meant. As long as we live, we are faced with the challenge of falling except our eyes remains fixed on the Master.

Paul said, that i may not point the way to others, but i be a cast away.

Until we die, we face the risk of falling into the sehemes of satan, for we are still men in the flesh.

That statement is a statement of a man who understood that no matter what and how high God had taken him, he was still a man and not God who is beyond falling.

humility. Dependence on God till death.

bloodofthelamb:
Fare well sir, until we meet again in the new earth. But I refuse to go down with any form of sickness at my old age for by Jesus wounds for my sake, I am immune to diseases and sickness.

Like Mose I will be climbing mountains, like Caleb I will be still be fit and strong for the battle of faith. Amen

And as Apostle Paul?

sapientia:
ooh ! Daddy..

Farewell sir.

As a Christian, i dont believe in RIP... Knowing that immediatly after death is judgement.

I can only admit that you impacted on Christians in your life time...

Just that most General overseers have lost the truth cos they have loved the world like Demas yet preach same mesaage to people. Ironic.

Not correct pls. Judgement doesn't take place immediately after we die.
We shall all be judged at once before the white throne Judgment and that will be after Rapture.

The Antichrist will have his time, 7yrs. Christ will come back the second time and reign on the earth for 1000 years. After that, satan or the beast who will be chained for the 1000 years that Christ will be reigning, will be released from the bottomless pit.

He will attempt to fight against Christ and the saints, by gathering all those who took his mark, at (Armageddon), but Christ shall defeat him with just the words of his mouth. No one shall strike a blow, shut an arrow or throw a bomb. Just with Words, shall be destroyed.

Then, the White Throne Judgement shall be set, and All will appear before Christ to be judged. Regardless of if they believe or not.


So, No. Papa has gone to rest in the bosom of Abraham, to till the White Throne is set.

robosky02:
The world mourns one of the greatest preacher, teacher, counsellor, model

a father and mentor to every united state president


a man that has spoken to more people than any other preacher of his time


a man of integrity and yet humble

Billy Graham we miss you till the resurrection morning

Here is a man who has hope. Till the resurrection morning. Hallelujah.

Amen.