iamawara:

your F-da

And who is a Fada to you (50 marks)

who is this

R.I.P sir

This government is just wayward. Must say something to cover up his failures.

I can do that even more, only if I want to die

BBN naija... a beautiful distraction... go get your PVC card.
I'm back after a year out due to one Mod...dont worry Herdsmen will locate you if you don't repent

Now that I want to buy my own Mercedes Benz in the next few years.....mtcheew.

Aso rock no dey catch fire

imagine a po*nstar just won an award,the best po*nstar of the year and she was like "firstly i'll love to thank Almighty God for"........ For what sister?......I repeat I say for what?.........abi u dey mad?........

Chineke!!!!! I comot my cap for this application letter, Chai!!!!!!

No.3 ekpetu street
P. O. Box 172,
Ijora, Lagos,
Nigeria.
9th May, 2017.
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Owoeye Micheal Ojo

Water therapy is the best for this

Not everybody suffer this heartburn of a thing

If your body don't accept a kind of food or drink, please kindly stop...

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BTW LADIES:
Mary: Hello luv
Sarah: Hi babes, how r u 2dy?
Mary: Am fine dear, I'v missed u a lot
Sarah: Me too
Mary: I'm calling jst to inform u dat I'll pay
u a visit dis afternoon
Sarah: Okay my dear, it'll b a great pleasure.
Will be expecting u sweety.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: I'm going 2 visit dt dirty girl again
Sarah: this witch is coming here again, she
thinks I'll buy her drink with my money
again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BTW GUYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: mad man I dey, how ur drunkard
father?
John: my papa dey. Ur extra large mama
nkor?
Francis: u b fool O. How far, u dey house? I
dey come charge my phone
John: okay, no wahala, bring money come
make we drink beer O.
Francis: idiot like u, later na.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: dt Francis can be very funny at times
but always great companion
Francis: john is such a reliable friend. Make
i check make sure say enof booze dey O
CONCLUSION: girls are always nice 2 each
other but they never like themselves
Guys are always mean and rude but they
will always have each others back

USA & BRITAIN ARE LIKE GIRLS TO NIGERIA.

HOPE IS FOR FREE, LET'S KEEP HOPING.

And to the mod that banned me, this is for you

This kin money wey person dey only hear, I wonder where dem dey.

Your girlfriend remove your charger from your phone which has 12% battery power remaining..then she plugs it in her phone which is 78%,then she starts using your own 12% to play temple run..is that________?
A)love
B)wickedness
C)witchcraft


click like for A and hit share for B & C.