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nifemi25:exactly.. when second class mental jam first class mental....second class mental will sure cure itself immediately. if Na weed make him kolomental, e get people wey dey use weed eat bread, drink tea n coke. remain make them use it as soap for bathing. |
orimion:na you wan kill the guy.. hope what am thinking is not real. #sadist |
SLIDEwaxie:just congratulate the guy and go your way. |
this was really and perfectly planned and also wonderfully executed. |
i know its not the right place or the perfect thread to say this. I am +1 today. show some love by been happy today. good morning and fruitful, marvelous, blissful day ahead.
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picnics |
shogotermies:have giving you the gift already by making you exercise your smart brain a little. other people with the same answer as yours a're correct. but the guy that says it's change....he must be an Apc addict lover. every thing is change to them |
jovialSoul001: jovialSoul001: jovialSoul001:and you think we are here for your childish joke.....take time oooh |
Compliant:what's your prophetic name please. |
brain teaser.... CRACK YOUR BRAINS: One fateful day a some rubbers went to rob a bank. The leader threatened to kill the cashier if he didn't open the vault. The cashier told him the vault is not opened with keys but with a password. You can't kill me since I am the only one who knows the password and everyday the password is different. He shot the cashier, entered the password,opened the vault and robbed all the money. What is the password? |
nwigwemark:the way some people think of other people's happiness baffles me. hating without reason as if you no go marry your own one day. what you sow you shall reap......be happy for others even if things are not okay for you yet. |
nwigwemark:and what's your business your mindset needs to be erased because you think like a pure sadist. |
and most they stand up ?... it's not crusade so they should not be standing for what ever interactive session they are having. |
the man wants to be remembered as one time governorship aspirant. |
chaii |
deewon56:don't try it. buy one smartphone and a Nokia torchlight phone. put your main SIM card in d Nokia torchlight phone and d other SIM to that of d smartphone . you will not complain of battery problem again. |
Federal government should do anything possible to make all the whole force people happy. .our security lies on there palms. imagine when police and army embarks on strike at the same time....what will be our hope though all this force people are not your good friends in Nigeria. God bless and protect every force man and woman in this country and also we the masses |
nice costing.....can see the work of a Quantity Surveyor here or so. I love that profession, am one of them.. |
only tyre get all this textbook story. useful though. |
all this lawmakers should keep on insulting Nigeria as a whole.. if what they said about them is true, please evacuate them from office n let able young youths replace them. patronise Made in Nigerian girls una go say no. |
Wetin this person truly read in university. your work na to study married women behaviors. |
and yet they keep on saying there is no money. |
nice I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though…..but have a laugh and add yours ! Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how Robert Mugabe 2015 ————————————————- Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say “Bossu how far?” Robert Mugabe 2016 ————————————————- Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
It’s hard to bewitch African gals
these days. Every time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas
lines on your face
R.G Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
No s*x before marriage
If that was God’s plan you would
receive your Penis or Vag*na on
your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
Whenever things seem to start going
well in your life, the Devil comes
along and gives you a *girlfriend*
*Robert Mugabe 2016*
————————————————-
“Sucking breast is a survival skill
guys learnt at birth. But as to how
and where girls learnt the act of
sucking d*cks still baffles me…”
~Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop
talking about inner beauty cos we
dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
————————————————-
Respect pregnant women because
it’s not easy walking around with
evidence that you’ve had s*x
-Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who
texts you “I miss you” only when it’s
raining………you are not an umbrella
–
Robert Mugabe (2016)
—————————————————
Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money
which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for
what he lacks
———————————————————
Stupidity is when you lick a woman
with your bare tongue and later s*x
her with condom. What are you
preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe
#Copied |
hmm....see thinking but funny though |
I am not sure if any of it is from
Mugabe though…..but have a laugh
and add yours !
Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They
spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
————————————————-
Ladies are powerful, they can
introduce two boyfriends at the
same time.
They will say My Love meet My
Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say “Bossu how far?”
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
Some of you girls can’t even jog for
5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for
2hours Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
It’s hard to bewitch African gals
these days. Every time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas
lines on your face
R.G Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
No s*x before marriage
If that was God’s plan you would
receive your Penis or Vag*na on
your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
Whenever things seem to start going
well in your life, the Devil comes
along and gives you a *girlfriend*
*Robert Mugabe 2016*
————————————————-
“Sucking breast is a survival skill
guys learnt at birth. But as to how
and where girls learnt the act of
sucking d*cks still baffles me…”
~Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop
talking about inner beauty cos we
dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
————————————————-
Respect pregnant women because
it’s not easy walking around with
evidence that you’ve had s*x
-Robert Mugabe
————————————————-
Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who
texts you “I miss you” only when it’s
raining………you are not an umbrella
–
Robert Mugabe (2016)
—————————————————
Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money
which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for
what he lacks
———————————————————
Stupidity is when you lick a woman
with your bare tongue and later s*x
her with condom. What are you
preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe
#Copied |
FG AND LAI MOHAMMED AGAIN?... FG SHOULD PLS TELL US THE MASSES WHY BUHARI'S CERTIFICATE SUIT HAS BEEN ADJOURNED INDEFINITELY...I WILL NOT CALL THIS CORRUPTION RATHER QUARUPCION. AS FOR THE APP, ANYTIME IT'S OUT IN GOOGLE STORE PLS FG SHOULD LET ME KNOW COS I NEED IT. |
deyvhid26:the same Nigerian zombies that voted for waecless n certificateless buhari will still vote for him. only to go inside your room, open your drawer and bring out his waec certificate that buhari is hiring the services of 13 SANs plus others. it's a pity for us his subordinates. |
let her not go there and where something that will show her cleavage and semi unclothedness cos it's common with all this Nigerian celebs.. Example is that Rudeboy record first lady who has been releasing nude photos but without any single music... I have a question for her..... IS SHE ACTUALLY A PORN STAR OR A MUSICIAN. |
seems like every major road in this country called Nigeria is cursed with having accidents.. |
IF PDP CONTINUE LIKE THIS....NIGERIA WILL END UP IN A ONE PARTY LEADERSHIP.... WELL I DON'T PRAY FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. WE NEED STRONG OPPOSITION PARTY LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN USA... PDP IS NOT LIVING UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS OF AN OPPOSITION PARTY.....EACH DAY NEW CHAIRMAN.... |
Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
It’s hard to bewitch African gals
these days. Every time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas
lines on your face
R.G Mugabe 2016
————————————————-
No s*x before marriage