₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
What of KACHUKU he is part of fuel hike ? fuel is now 145 per litre .

common your own country current affairs you no sabi...

Buhari is our minister of petroleum so he is incompetent too.

buhari himself is incompetent, to say he is competent, he wouldn't have wasted 6 good months selecting this so called incompetent monsters .

Gaborone:
Has it come to this?


On a serious note though, the points you raised should be noted my men out there, recession or no recession.

you dey ask has it come to this abi, you never hear say NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.

I no blame them coz it started like this below

*In 1960s*: Girls were telling guys - If you won't meet my parents, don't come near me.

*1970*: Love me but don't kiss me

*1980*: Kiss me but don't touch me

*1990*: Touch me but don't do anything

*2000*: You can do anything but don't tell anybody

*2016*: If you don't do it, I will tell everybody that you can't do anything!

*Me I think in 2020: Girls will be Like, If you don't Do it now, I will Rape U. Oya DO or I RAPE U?*

ladies pls na joke abeg...

me I don tire for this FG DO THIS, COMMISSION THAT, MONEY RECOVERED,
I WANT IMPROVEMENT ...BUT WILL STILL BE HAPPY COZ I LOVE MY LIFE.......

*Chaiii. Umunwanyi(Ladies) Sef ehh??*

*In 1960s*: Girls were telling guys - If you won't meet my parents, don't come near me.

*1970*: Love me but don't kiss me

*1980*: Kiss me but don't touch me

*1990*: Touch me but don't do anything

*2000*: You can do anything but don't tell anybody

*2016*: If you don't do it, I will tell everybody that you can't do anything!

*Me I think in 2020: Girls will be Like, If you don't Do it now, I will Rape U. Oya DO or I RAPE U?*

Balkan:
This is like scalar quantity.
No magnitude no direction

still call dem vector quantity, I know they can't find any direction.

no be person wey go school n come get certificate go no say vector quantities has both direction n magnitude...... if u go further u start calculating d angle in between the two vectors.

which one buhari go fit solve?

....

Baawaa:
Jonathan, you are too weak for my likeness

shatap, he is not weak.
his love for human life saved us all because power hungry buhari but certificateless would have staged a war and you may have been d first person to die.

you deserve nothing but a hungry man hot slap on your face three good times

JONATHAN TRIED HIS BEST FOR THIS COUNTRY, BUT SABOTEURS DIDN'T LET HIM DO HIS MAXIMUM BEST.

BUHARI WENT FURTHER TO DINE WITH THOSE SABOTEURS AND ALL OF THEM ARE IN THE SAME ADMINISTRATION...

GOD BLESS GEJ.
THANK GOD SAY APC ADMIT DIS ONE AND I KNOW MANY MORE WILL BE REVEALED TO US SOON.

I call dis pure distraction...
another committee will be asked to look in to d case, by then five months will be gone and APC will put it down as a major achievement.....

the land no dey dia since May 29?....

fantastically corrupt country...

your source has been fake since 18DC

HE IS NOW CLAIMING SAINT ABI

ITS LATE, YOU SUPPORTED BUHARI AND HIS CHANGE MANTRA IS HAVING EXTREME EFFECT ON YOU....

NO REPENTANCE FOR D DEAD...

YOU STILL GET CHANCE CUM 2019 TO CORRECT YOUR STUPIDITY

THE PICSHURE OR ...........

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT THIS SENSELESS NEWS

BetaThings:
This is not the issue

It is this issue of people talking about Islamisation all the time
Anyone can say anything about the performance of any party or its programme

The electoral act prohibits making religion an issue in an election
Yet Olisah Metuh & Co were telling us APC was a Muslim party
While Sambo was telling them in the North that APC was a Christian party

However what does Islamisation mean
That we will be forced to practice Islam or what

In a country where I went to a Public school and I was taught CRK and bought Bible and Songs of Praise
No mention was made of IRK in the public school
To attend Jumat service on Friday, you need to beg and negotiate with your boss

I once saw a lady harassing a Muslim because they latter told the lady that Jumah prayer would end by 2.05 but it ended at 2.15 because the Imam did not start the prayer at the usual time of 2.00pm
So the lady was seething during the 10-minute the delay before the Muslim could join her on an official assignment

- yet somebody is telling about Islamisation

It is Christianisation that is going on while Christians are using claim of Islamisation as a pre-emptive attack
No Christian ever plans to spend a limited time in church on Sunday because she has to go to back to work

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS SEASON FILM YOU ARE TELLING ME.......NEED THE SEASON 5 PLS

OUR LEADERS ARE OUR PROBLEMS.......PERIOD

this man will not cease to amaze me..

someone should please tell this dullard that he is now the president and should sit up and face his challenges instead of blaming an EX-PRESIDENT.

NONE OF THEM IS WORTH TO BE IN ASO ROCK EVEN SARAKI SELF.

MAKE THE COMMOTION DESTROY DEM ALL

ONLY FOOLS WILL VOTE FOR APC AGAIN WITH THE WAY THEY ARE MESSING UP AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL.

APC IS THE RULING PARTY AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL AND STILL PLAYING THE CARDS OF OPPOSITION PARTY TO THEMSELVES.

sammily:
I am yet to see any economy in the world that would loose $20bn and its currency would not depreciate. There is so much delay in the West returning the loot kept with them because of its impact on their economy. Naira depreciated because of the looting. So also the unemployment increase. The jobs we seek have been created in other countries for their citizens using our money.

talking nonsense UPANDAN since 18DC

WAKE ME UP ANYTIME NEPA BRING LIGHT...COZ ME WAN PLAY MY EGGS BUGS THREE SISTY GAME.

dmgr:
it's been a lng time we had contact..nd i nver had any intensions of askng her out..she jus came frm no whre

just be careful bros...
play your cards well

OKAY..that's good, every tribe has its own gifts,

SO HAPPY I MADE FTC SINCE 2011.,
I DEDICATE THIS TO ALL FOOTBALL FANS HERE ON NAIRALAND.

NAIJA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN, CLICK LIKE TO SAY AMEN

to me, if i don buy the one wey i know say i go buy for the marrige and (engagement OPTIONAL)...after that, if she still need more rings to wear on that day., trust me nah, i know where to go and buy 10 rings for #1500....

after all ring does not guarantee a happy marriage/home..

JUST REPLY HER BY SENDING A TEXT MESSAGE LIKE THIS..

BABY THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU REALLY LOVE ME IS THAT YOU HAVE TO SEND NON-REFUNDABLE 100K TO MY ACCOUNT FOR A START.....then you know what next to do..


but if you love her, abeg just be plain with her and don't play with her heart.

am even thinking that the gurl just helped you out, who knows how many months you have been practicing which style you will use to ask her out.....

now she has saved u off the burden, you now rush to nairaland for advice as if e no sweet you when she told you she is into you already..
wetin you dey form for and for who?


NEEEXXXT?

THIS COUNTRY IS GETTING BAD DAY BY DAY.

ONE GOOD NEWS THIS MINUTE AND ANOTHER 1000 BAD NEWS THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES.....ONE CAN'T EVEN CELEBRATE THE GOOD NEWS AT ALL.

WHAT AM I SAYING SELF, NOTHING IS WORTH TO CELEBRATE FOR THIS ADMINISTRATION.

ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE THE NEW PRICE OF RICE, PETROL OR CEMENT....WHICH ONE

THIS EFCC MUST BE STUPID OOOH
WE ARE CRYING THAT THE RECENT ECONOMIC MESS WE ARE INTO IS TERRIBLY AFFECTing WE THE MASSES, NOW THEY WANT TO JOIN "HALLIBURTON CASE" ON TOP OF IT.
APC, UNA WAN KILL US?..

THIS IS JUST A MERE DISTRACTION FROM THE CURRENT HAPPENINGS IN OUR ECONOMIC SECTOR AND THIS HALLIBURTON CASE IS COMING LATE.


AS FOR THOSE SAYING BUHARI IS NOT A MAGICIAN THAT HE CAN NOT DO WONDERS...I AGREE
BUT I WANT TO TELL THOSE PEOPLE THAT AM NOT A MAGICIAN TOO TO BE BUYING A BAG OF RICE FROM 9K TO 24K,
AM NOT A MAGICIAN TO BE BUYING FUEL FROM #45 TO #145.
AND MY POCKET IS NOT A MAGIC POCKET PLS.

APC SHOULD REWIND THE TIME AND DROP US BACK TO MAY 29 2015 THATS WHERE THEY PICK US FROM

MUMU GOVERNMENT WITH A MUMU PRESIDENT AND WITH A CHILD VP


THANK GOD I HAVE LAMINATED MY VOTERS CARD...WAITING FOR 2019.

*modified*
I was walking down my street when i saw a woman that is walking with her child...the following conversation took place between me and the woman.

ME: woman pls carry your child, the boy is too young and he is crying already.
WOMAN: okay
ME: thank you
WOMAN: is okay young man
ME: after walking with them for like 3 minutes, i then asked the woman the name of the son
WOMAN: his name is BUHARI
ME: OLI GOZE FYRE, WOMAN PLS DROP THE IDIOT LET HIM WALK ON HIS OWN COZ THAT NAME IS .....................

Nasa28:
what is pornhub

PORNHUB is defined as a site you search for inspirational tips, where you go and buy handouts if your lecturer is selling at a higher cost and finally its a site mostly dedicated to you and your fellow Vaseline crew..


gherarahia....in igbo, "sia ebe a puo"

Victorvexz:
That nonsense thing belongs to the dustbin.

can you construct even a paper kite?....HOW MANY FACES DOES A KITE HAVE?, YOU DONT KNOW

just observe and go your way....
its never a must to comment on every thread here on nairaland,....JUST TAKE A WALK

chrisxxx:
Is Okocha playing!

yes and he will score hat-trick