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I will soon resign




If care is not taken





I can't risk my family for the small salary I receive from Lab I work with.








Jesus Christ help me





I can't do it on my own

Its better like this,









God bless you.

This story is full of errors.



1. The real guy result is inconclusive.



2. His caregiver result is negative.



3. The drivers result is positive.


4. Who was the one that died?


Conclusion: the driver got infected from a Nigeria not from the American.

NYSC CERTIFICATE does not carry grade on it








Both BSc and HND carry grade.







You see what am sawing?

Buhari govt said, if you see something,say something Nigeria go better.




The pastor saw something, and decided to say something. I see nothing bad in that.



Let the govt attack the message not the messenger.




As a reasonable person, if someone say that am not going to make it, I will prefer to ask him why instead of fighting him.


Good morning

Na lie, this is looting formula.




OK, if it is true?



What is their name?

adecz:




Booharri won't be happy
to hear of Fulani being killed.

He will be saying they should have been
arrested & rehabilitated..

Don't be surprised to learn that these
gallant officers are arrested for
'extra judicial' killings or transfered
to Maiduguri to battle Boko boys.




Good job.


But the part I don't understand is,
how can people you have already
arrested ambush you?

I tire,....
They mention 5 names arrested and also said 5 who ambushed them were killed.

Is it that the gang was divided into 2 set of 5 each?

Oga, how many of your children are almarjiri?










God will have mercy on you.

All I want is 2 goals, who scores it is not my headache

Let us go dia.


















Meanwhile I have burial to attend on that 29th

V

All this will stop today









EPL and Champions league are not the same.

TeleboiZ005:
The COP of the state said he knows NOT what caused the killings of the 30 villagers.
bt our "darling" president has concluded that the killings is as a result of retaliation of the villagers taking laws into hand.

I'm sorry to say this but PMB is a big fool!!!

You don't need to be sorry, the man don't know what to say and when to say it.

fergie001:
That's the Constituency of Hope Uzodinma......hmmmm

No mind the supreme Court madness

2 shots in 94minutes and 2 goals scored.







That is perfection.

2-2

2 -1

The lampard guy is not even thinking well, three stupid changes.









Man u should weak up and take that 4th position.



Chelsea are not ready

Chel 1 - 1 Ars

Goat

Its time Nigerian governors know there right.




Security is the sole responsibility of the governors as far as Nigeria is concern.




Nigerian police alone can't secure the life and properties of this nation.

Fr Mbaka said it, that there is Hope for Imo state.



Congratulations to Governor Hope Uzodinma .





I so much love senator Hope U. May God show you the way.

AbiBuruji722:
It's used for baby rashes

Your right, I used it for my daughter

Davash222:
Good.
So, why is Buhari borrowing

Ask him ooo

1mrprolific7:
You ..yes..you reading this .. why aren't you making plans to leave this hellhole? Is this the news you want your kids to read everyday? Tanker explosions are no longer strange to Nigerians anymore because it's a daily occurrence.
Is this life you want your kids to become accustomed to?

Why aren't you making good plans to leave this doomed nation? You probably love it here but I demand a concrete reason for why you want your kids to go through the same desensitization to what a good life actually should be like? They don't deserve this and I'm pleading on their behalf

Hmm, am planing ooo, but need someone to lead me.
Can you help?

RIP

Staro:
These Buhari's zombies are laughable, I swear!

While Obasanjo is quoting current debt figures the zombies
are referring us to June 2019

Why is every supporter of Buhari as dumb as the man himself?

.

No mind them, he forgot the recent one that the rubber stamp senate president approved.
We are owning that amount and they want to spend 37billion to renovate a complex instead of building even if its a toothpicks factory.

Good one

Grammatical blunders and their corrections.
1. You're taking it personal (wrong)
Correct:
You're taking it personally
2. He is matured
Correct:
He is mature
He has matured
3. The reason is because
Correct:
The reason is that
4. My stuffs
Correct:
My stuff
5. Night vigil
Correct:
Vigil
6. Traveling bag
Correct:
Travel Bag
7. Be rest assured
Correct:
Rest assured
8. I'm hearing you
Correct:
I can hear you
9. My names are
Correct:
My name is
10. All manners of
Correct:
All manner of
11. She delivered a baby boy
Correct:
She was delivered of a baby boy
12. Lacking behind
Correct:
Lagging behind
13. Crack your brain
Correct:
Rack your brain
14. Return it back
Correct:
Return it
15. Nigeria comprises of 36 states
Correct:
Nigeria comprises 36 states
Nigeria is comprised of 36 states
16. Wake keeping
Correct:
Wake keep
Wake
17. Exercise patience
Correct:
Be patient
18. Barbing saloon
Correct:
Barber shop
19. I forgot my phone at home
Correct:
I left my phone at home
20. Borrow me your pen
Correct:
Lend me your pen
May I borrow your pen
21. More grease to your elbow
Correct:
More power to your elbow
22. Funny enough, I've never liked him
Correct;
Funnily enough, I've never liked him
23. My body is scratching me
Correct:
My body itches
24. Letterhead paper
Correct:
Letterhead
25. I'm not your mate
Correct:
We're not mates
26. You're mannerless
Correct:
You're ill-mannered
27. Horn at the car in front
Correct:
Honk at the car in front
28. Happy birthday in arrears
Correct:
Happy belated birthday
Belated happy birthday
29. I will sleep at 10pm
Correct:
I will go to bed at 10pm
30. Just when I thought I have seen it all
Correct:
Just when I thought I had seen it all
31. First come, First serve
Correct:
First come, First served
32. Please dash me
Correct:
Please hand it on to me
Please give me
33. I have a running nose
Correct;
I have a runny nose
34. Working Experience
Correct:
Work Experience
35. I saw ur missed call
Correct:
I missed your call
36. The network is breaking
Correct:
The line is breaking
37. Wrong: Speak louder
Correct:
Be audible.

Go now

Brandstudio01:
Should this be on from page?
I'm just asking

Because its irrelevAnt to you doesn't make it IrrelevAnt to us

They are all the same,





















I don't care for any