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Nairaland / General / Re: #yorubaboys Trending On Twitter, Hilarious Snapshots by emmatosure(m): 3:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
Fresia01:
I'm Igbo buh ma boo is a Yoruba guy... d guy stingy die.. Had to bad mouth him before he got me a new phone not like d cash is not there... But he is cute...buh stingy even though d papa na ACG of.....let me stop here abeg before he will c it now and sack me...he visits nairaland at times
i catch u, see me in my office 2mao 4 ur sack letter grin

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Romance / Re: Counter Thread: Top 3 Lies Nigerian Women Tell Their Men by emmatosure(m): 10:34pm On Mar 22, 2016
goodmorning40:
I love u
u must be a victim of heartbroken bfr grin
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by emmatosure(m): 1:13pm On Mar 21, 2016
LMAyedun:
Abeg, when is Buhari's next trip..?
hw will still go twice bfr Easter
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by emmatosure(m): 1:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
He will still go twice bfr Easter grin
Politics / Re: ATTACKS ON BUHARI: Fayose Lacks Yoruba Training — Olumilua by emmatosure(m): 11:15pm On Feb 28, 2016
Tunami:
what's this man saying? So he should quiet when buhari is leading nigerians astray?
i dnt tink u read dis post,if Bahari is leading us astray,as a gvn,he has right to suggest or lead him to d right part instead of shouting nd insulting him
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehe Hilarious Photo About Dollar Rise by emmatosure(m): 3:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
Sijo01:
Hehehehehehehehe, if ashawo can increase their charges, I see no reason why orange seller shouldn't. cheesy
na only u knw dat one o,cux me i no dey patronize dem grin
Crime / Re: I Stole My Boss Car To Attend Valentine Party —suspect (pictured) by emmatosure(m): 1:05am On Feb 22, 2016
Now,did u nw believe dat dea are witch nd wizards,confirm example is d one following dis guy grin
Career / Re: Is It Right To Say Thank You To Your Boss When Collecting Your Salary? by emmatosure(m): 12:25pm On Feb 21, 2016
Are dey paying yu cash in ur working place??
If yes,u can tnks him bt its nt necessary cus u worked for it.........
Religion / Re: The Church Banner I Saw On My Way In Portharcourt by emmatosure(m): 12:17pm On Feb 21, 2016
Do i need to see dis b4 i knew dat dos people attending d church ar vampires
Romance / Re: Girl Begged Her Boyfriend Money And Got This Mean Response by emmatosure(m): 10:01am On Feb 13, 2016
Best alagbe ever liveth grin
Romance / Re: Girl Begged Her Boyfriend Money And Got This Mean Response by emmatosure(m): 10:00am On Feb 13, 2016
Op,can u pls elighten me,i dnt understand d main point o
Romance / Re: When Your Ex Texts You Few Days To Valentine (photo) by emmatosure(m): 9:52am On Feb 13, 2016
None of my ex can text me again,kerosene nd water no dey gree wink
Fashion / Re: When You Have No More Waist To Sag On (Photo) by emmatosure(m): 9:37am On Feb 13, 2016
Misterpaul:
This guy is actually "waistless" and he thinks he got swag.
new ijebu weed is out,beware!! Bt if u fall for it,ask op ao d person in dat pinshure got heal frm his own
Education / Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by emmatosure(m): 9:29am On Feb 13, 2016
fattbabakay:


Most people do not know this. But now you will know what The ‘Tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For. The so-called tiny pocket nested usually above a bigger one and it is so small that it can only fit a finger or two just a little half way.

It actually can’t function as a real pocket because it’s unusually tiny and it’s usually lodged in a ‘real pocket’ (slightly up on the real pocket). But then this confusing ‘tiny pocket’ is actually a pocket designed way back for cowboys to keep their watches (remember jeans were designed initially for cowboys?) safe as far back as the 1800’s! As simple as that.

Now that you are educated in that sense, spread the word. See the cowboy wristwatch below.



Reference : http://eduregard.com/be-educated-see-what-the-tiny-pocket-on-jeans-is-really-for/
my own cnt even contain a finger@op,wetin i go keep dea?
Romance / Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by emmatosure(m): 12:21pm On Feb 11, 2016
iluvkpetus:
This has been giving me psychological trauma since my sec school days as i find it so difficult to engage in a normal conversation with a girl, I onced asked my mum the reason why my teeth is brown and she told me it was as a result of the highly concentrated herbs and an antibiotics which contains tetracycline i used when i was very ill at infantry. Now there is this girl i am in love with,whenever we see I always find it so difficult to smile talkless of grinning cox that would expose my brown 32.I really love her but this my teeth is killing me.
d herb dat spoil yur teeth will klin it bak,conc acid will surely be apply grin
Nairaland / General / Re: How The Rich & The Less Rich Brush Their Teeth (Photo) by emmatosure(m): 12:16pm On Feb 11, 2016
Abeg ao una dey blush ur teeth? shocked

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