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Nairaland / General / So Who Are The Real Robbers Here? by emmatuxz(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2015
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very silly. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

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Business / Who Are The Real Robbers Here? by emmatuxz(m): 7:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Sports / Re: 30 Odd by emmatuxz(m): 10:26pm On Apr 25, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by emmatuxz(m): 8:08am On Feb 24, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by emmatuxz(m): 10:47am On Feb 18, 2015
Dear candidate, congratulations!You have been shortlisted for the next phase of the NNPC recruitment process.Interview details will reach your mail by 21/02/15

Got mine too.

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Business To Business / Re: WANTED!! Transparent School Bags Supplier! by emmatuxz(m): 6:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
hahn:

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I have sent you some sample pictures on whatsapp and also sent u a text message.
thanks
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (6 - 2) FIFA U-20 Women's WC Semi Final On Wed 20th August by emmatuxz(m): 10:20pm On Aug 20, 2014
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Sports / Low: I Told Gotze To Show he Is Better Than Messi by emmatuxz(m): 5:50am On Jul 14, 2014
The Germany coach hailed
his side's World Cup triumph
as the culmination of 10
years' work after they beat
Argentina 1-0 in Sunday's
final at the Maracana
By Greg Stobart at the
Maracana
Germany coach Joachim Low
says he told "miracle boy"
Mario Gotze to show that he
is better than Lionel Messi
before his winning goal in
Sunday’s World Cup final.
Gotze came on as a second-
half substitute before scoring
with a volley in extra-time as
Germany beat Argentina 1-0
at the Maracana to win their
fourth World Cup.
Low was seen speaking to
Gotze during the break in
extra-time and revealed after
the match that he told the
Bayern Munich forward to
show up Messi and make his
country world champions.
"I told Mario Gotze to show
to the world he is better than
Messi and to decide the
World Cup. That’s what I told
him – I had a good feeling
with him," Low said in his
post-match press
conference.
"Gotze is a miracle boy. He
can play in any position. I
always know he can be
decisive in a match and he
scored a great decider
today."
Low first joined the Germany
set-up as assistant to Jurgen
Klinsmann in 2004 before
taking over as coach after
the 2006 World Cup on home
soil.
The 54-year-old believes the
World Cup triumph was the
culmination of a decade of
constant improvement and
says Germany deserved to
win a World Cup.
"We started this project 10
years ago and this is the
result of many years of work,
beginning with Jurgen
Klinsmann," Low said.
"Over these years, we made
constant progress and
improved performances until
we did the ultimate thing we
had to do.
"If there is one team that
deserves this, it is these
players. Guys like Per
Mertesacker, Lukas Podolski,
Bastian Schweinsteiger,
Philipp Lahm, Miroslav Klose
who have been in the group
this whole time.
"The team spirit is
unbelievable. They have
unbelievable willpower and
that is why we made it.
"The players gave everything,
with Schweinsteiger leading
them and Lahm running
forever.
"I told them before the game
that they would have to give
more than ever before to do
something they had never
done before – win the World
Cup.
"We are the first European
team to win the World Cup in
Latin America and this makes
us proud. This deep joy and
happiness will remain
forever."
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Sports / Robben: Van Gaal Says There's Always Room For Me At Manchester United by emmatuxz(m): 7:43am On Jul 13, 2014
The Netherlands star reveals
that his coach would
welcome him at Old Trafford
but insists that he is happy at
Bayern Munich and has no
intention of leaving this
summer
Arjen Robben says coach
Louis van Gaal has told him
that "there's always room"
for him at Manchester
United .
The winger, who was one of
the stars of the World Cup as
he helped his country to
third place in the
tournament, insists he is
happy at Bayern Munich,
however, and has no
intention of joining his
departing national boss at
Old Trafford this summer.
Asked by NOS if he could join
United this summer, Robben
replied: "No - that's what I
told Van Gaal. I am happy at
Bayern but he's said there is
always room for me [at
United].
"Van Gaal is the best coach
I've had. We've got a very
special relationship.
"After the match he did ask
me to come to Manchester,
but I will not move. I'm at
the right place at Bayern so
that has nothing to do with
Van Gaal or United."
Robben played a key role for
Netherlands under Van Gaal
as they exceeded
expectations in Brazil, scoring
three goals and making one
assist as he played his way
onto the shortlist for Fifa's
Golden Ball.
Since leaving Chelsea in 2007,
the winger has had success
at both Real Madrid and
Bayern, winning the
Champions League with the
German club in 2013.
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Sports / Robben: Van Gaal Says There's Always Room For Me At Manchester United by emmatuxz(m): 7:18am On Jul 13, 2014
The Netherlands star reveals
that his coach would
welcome him at Old Trafford
but insists that he is happy at
Bayern Munich and has no
intention of leaving this
summer
Arjen Robben says coach
Louis van Gaal has told him
that "there's always room"
for him at Manchester
United .
The winger, who was one of
the stars of the World Cup as
he helped his country to
third place in the
tournament, insists he is
happy at Bayern Munich,
however, and has no
intention of joining his
departing national boss at
Old Trafford this summer.
Asked by NOS if he could join
United this summer, Robben
replied: "No - that's what I
told Van Gaal. I am happy at
Bayern but he's said there is
always room for me [at
United].
"Van Gaal is the best coach
I've had. We've got a very
special relationship.
"After the match he did ask
me to come to Manchester,
but I will not move. I'm at
the right place at Bayern so
that has nothing to do with
Van Gaal or United."
Robben played a key role for
Netherlands under Van Gaal
as they exceeded
expectations in Brazil, scoring
three goals and making one
assist as he played his way
onto the shortlist for Fifa's
Golden Ball.
Since leaving Chelsea in 2007,
the winger has had success
at both Real Madrid and
Bayern, winning the
Champions League with the
German club in 2013.
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Sports / Chelsea Sign croatia Youngster Pasalic by emmatuxz(m): 11:38pm On Jul 09, 2014
The 19-year-old says he is
delighted to be joining the
club and hopes to emulate
his hero Frank Lampard, who
left the London outfit at the
end of the season
Chelsea have confirmed the
signing of 19-year-old
midfielder Mario Pasalic
from Hajduk Split.
The 19-year-old midfielder
has represented Croatia at
Under-21 level and was
named in Niko Kovac's
provisional squad for the
World Cup, though he did
not make the final cut.
"I am very happy because I
am now a Chelsea player,"
Pasalic told the club's official
website.
"I am very impressed by the
training ground and I must
thank everybody at Hajduk.
This is now a new start in my
career.
"I am a central midfielder,
my favourite player is Frank
Lampard and so I am very
happy to be a Chelsea
player."
Born in Germany, Pasalic
only made his first-team
debut in 2013 but scored 11
goals in 30 league
appearances last season as
Hajduk finished the Croatian
campaign in third place.
Pasalic will link up with
Chelsea's senior squad for
pre-season training on
Wednesday.
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Sports / Arteta Happy To Stay Atarsenal - Agent by emmatuxz(m): 11:05pm On Jul 09, 2014
The 32-year-old has
reportedly drawn interest
from the Serie A club and
Athletic Bilbao this summer
but representative Inaki
Ibanez expects him to see
out his contract
Mikel Arteta is happy to
remain at Arsenal despite
rumours linking him to a
move to Fiorentina and
Athletic Bilbao , the player's
agent has reaffirmed.
The Spaniard moved to the
Emirates Stadium from
Everton in 2011 and has since
made 94 Premier League
appearances for the club.
The midfielder's
representative, Inaki Ibanez,
has already played down
suggestions that his client
was set to move to the
Basgue club earlier this
summer but that has not
dampened speculation over
his future, with the Serie A
side also now linked.
However, Ibanez has once
again declared that Arteta is
not in line for a transfer.
"I haven't heard from any
clubs," he told Radio Blu.
"What are the chances of him
leaving? He's the captain of
Arsenal, he is an Arsenal
player and he's happy here.
"He also has a contract for
another year."
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Sports / Scolari Is Arrogant, Repulsive And Conceited - Neymar's Agent by emmatuxz(m): 10:39pm On Jul 09, 2014
The Brazil star's
representative has launched
a scathing attack on the
Selecao boss following his
side's 7-1 destruction at the
hands of Germany on
Tuesday
Neymar’s agent, Wagner
Ribeiro, has launched a
scathing attack on Luiz Felipe
Scolari , brandishing the Brazil
coach "repulsive and
conceited."
The World Cup hosts were
dumped out of the
competition on Tuesday,
suffering a humiliating 7-1
thrashing at the hands of
Germany in Belo Horizonte –
Brazil’s biggest defeat since a
6-0 loss to Uruguay in 1920.
And as the fall-out from
what the Brazilian media
described as the most
shameful result in the
country’s football history,
Riberio took to Twitter to
launch a six-point personal
attack on Felipao with an
ironic list of requirements to
be Brazil coach.
"One – being Portugal coach
and winning nothing," he
tweeted.
"Two – going to Chelsea and
being sacked the following
day.
"Three – going to coach in
Uzbekistan. Four – returning
to Brazil, taking over a big
team [Palmeiras] and getting
them relegated to the second
division.
"Five – leaving the club 56
days before the end of the
Brasileirao [season] to
'escape' the relegation.
"Six – being an old jerk,
arrogant, repulsive, conceited
and ridiculous," he finished in
brutal fashion.
Scolari has faced heavy
criticism for Brazil’s World
Cup exit and is expected to
leave his role at the end of
tournament.
Brazil will meet either
Argentina or Netherlands in
the third-place play-off in
Brasilia on Saturday.
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Sports / Arsenal Consider Move For bernard Alongside Alexis by emmatuxz(m): 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2014
As the Gunners finalise a
€40m move for the Barcelona
star, Arsene Wenger wants a
second marquee forward
signing and is exploring the
possibility of capturing the
Brazil schemer
EXCLUSIVE
By Wayne Veysey | UK
Correspondent
Arsenal are considering a
move for Brazil international
Bernard as Arsene Wenger
targets a second marquee
forward signing of the
summer, Goal understands.
Wenger is close to capturing
Alexis Sanchez for €40 million
from Barcelona
and is exploring the
possibility of teaming him up
in attack with the Shakhtar
Donetsk playmaker.
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Sports / Alexis Sanchez Agrees Five-year Arsenal Deal by emmatuxz(m): 10:00pm On Jul 09, 2014
Alexis Sanchez has agreed a
five-year deal with Arsenal
worth worth around
€200,000-a-week after
negotiations in London. The
Barcelona star will become
the Gunners' top earner with
the deal to be announced in
the next few days.
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