₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
I once attended a church years ago looking for miracle,only for the yoppie pulpit Bandits to tell us to buy canes(pankere) and all those small children balls and instructed us to keep flogging the balls for our miracles.

That our miracles will come if we by any chance succeeded in deflating the well pumped up balls with our canes.

Another time we were told to lock our room and use the cane (pankere)to flog invisible air...e go get where you go floor air reach...eyes go begin turn you upandan.





Churches should step up by caring for their members,so many persons are going thru alot.

Lolxx

One I went said we should keep sugar and if ants don't come means our prayers have been answered otherwise no

love and admiration

N

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

you've said it all

Happy new year ladies and gentlemen
Tribalist and scammers
Liars and cheaters
Good people and bad people

I hope we all change our ways for the better.

Abeg Seun give us a special 2024 Nairaland theme

cunny88:
Why is kate henshaw seeking validation. She probably has low self esteem, first she complained about davido not greeting ha, now it's genevieve

Read it again to understand better

nnamdi640:
He didn't loose any faith, rather he applied wisdom. Faith and wisdom works together. Don't expect God to come down and fight for you, rather he has given you the power and might to fight your enemy irrespective the way the power materialize.

Abeg follow give am bible verse make him body touch ground

oyeb15:
Most remote jobs are illegal but very lucrative.

Oil bunkering in d creeks of South South , Gold minning in Zamfara , kidnapping for ransome in thick forest , terrorism etc


'Remote'

make Thor send hammer for your head

Yeah,
Na your skills go determine how remote your work go be for this Niger.

I remember when I was doing remote outside of Lagos
Then one person decided I had to do hybrid.
Found myself in Lagos a month later.
3 months later they wanted full time.

Took to my heels few months later.

Thing is most look for cheap labour

jobbitto:
Hi family,

I hope we all are having a great time this festive season.

Quite a while, I have been looking for job outside Nigeria, care work to be precise. Since this is one of the easiest route to leave Nigeria. A friend in the uk gave me a Link, an agency to be precise that would help in the process. Although, he has not used them before.

When I contacted the agency via mail. They told me their terms and conditions, I accepted and proceeded with them to help get a care job. I paid in about 499 pounds as consultation and processing fee. After a month, an interview was conducted and I scaled through.

The agency now said they are going to conduct a background check on me of which I am to provide some documents. Below is the list of documents


Proof of employment letters
Payslips
Discharge / Resignation letters with the cause of leaving the employment clearly stated
Academic Qualifications
Recommendation Letters
4 References
CV

The entire set of documents mentioned above must be submitted for each of the following employers. If some of the documents are missing or unavailable, They could provide a self-declaration letter confirming the reasons for such missing documents

ALL THE EMPLOYERS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS

If there is any employment gap in between or from the completion of their education, They will need to write a letter of explanation of the same

All the documents to be put in a zip file with a separate folder for each employer

Once the screening is successful, The client would receive an employment contract to sign followed by the COS within 3 working days.

House my question now, is getting this documents visible? Or they are 419.
Please mod help me push to front page. I need help.

I personally don't see anything wrong with their request to classify them as 419

They've already collected processing fee from you so what else.

Moreover bg checks are necessary

Gadafii:
Sell phone and get accommodation somewhere, like under the bridge abi where

Because if you are not smoking one of buharis sick cows dung how much is the phone worth that he will sell and get accommodation somewhere and start a new life, some of you are funny

See make I no lie you, school no be scam, it was the type of friends I made in school that plugged me to money making ventures, not necessarily my certificate, so if you are in this man’s shoe and you don’t have a single friend you can cry on to for help and support then you are terrible on your own

Goin to school is not just to go and get degrees, you socialize and build connections, I was lucky I got a job few months after I graduated from school even before I served, because one of my friends saw job somewhere and he recommended me, friend I met in school

Exactly! My 2nd semester year 2 just after IT my colleague linked me to an IT company and that's how I started life, I left by my year 4 and before I left I recommended 2 of my colleagues that were now proficient at node js and flutter.

Everything education in Nigeria should also involve connections. Networking with people etc.

But most make it about books alone and when they're done they have nothing to fall to

Could be he got cash for initiation which may be a reason he asked for the money to be sent to pos so it'll be untraceable.

Went for the ini and things didn't turn out as expected

//Wild thoughts because port Harcourt && Delta the combination na something else

bonnyhope:
Are you Thomas?

Until you see the current house before you believe they have made progress

Please

This is almost 2024 and someone is using 2020 photo to show growth.

Do I need to be Thomas to want to see a more recent photo or one that relates to their foemer condition?

Since I small sweet corn has remained 69p

femi4:
yeye excuse, anybody can browse any topic for any reason. Internet is there to seek knowledge about anything and everything

Just get the message.

History says a lot about someone so it's basically to profile the person.

Alongside other information they can make informed decisions

this search history is how I screen babes actually.

Met one at marina calabar around 2014 when I was still there, her whatspp, photos, videos were all locked and I went straight to history and all I could see was Xvid streaming history.

I met one that I immediately classified as dumb cos why the hell would you ask Google if you can get pregnant from a Mouth Gig.

Apparently a guy asked for bj and she had to confirm first.


This is a great topic and I'll write a topic similar to this that involves your PC and your browser and how you're easily identified 98% of the time even when using VPN. ( Here I laugh at yahoo guys I knew who were always all about Nord VPN to hide themselves)

20 likes at least would make me write on this topic (fingerprinting and why Nairaland should implement this to ban users from the platform temporarily or permanently and also to actually prevent multiple accounts and scammers) sooner else around January I'll write something about this

Where’s the latest photo or that of where they reside now

I can see growth in their body but since they’re using house to show make them show us current house make i motivate small

When you have him money you probably had se more with you.

What if the 1k was all he got left?? Would you still be angry?

What if the 5h na him transport

Alfryd:
My people make una help me o
It been straight 4 days now , any time I view someone's WHATSAPP status the pictures or videos will automatically save to my Gallery
I have try all my best to find out if I mistakenly ON a status saver so that I can turn it off, buh whatapps doesn't have that feature... I'm confused all my gallery don full with irrelevant pictures and videos
To view person status dey fear me now because it will save to my gallery and it consuming my storage


Pls what can I do

First as far as you are using an android phone whatsapp always saves the images in a status once viewed.

voice notes, status and even thumbnails of images are saved on your device to make it easier for you to view again without needing to download again. then after 24hrs it automatically deletes.

now those files are usually hidden in the data folder where you have something like com.whatsapp inside their is another folder called media and inside media you have videos, status etc.

now so inside status every status you have is saved their temporaly untill 24hrs then it disapears.

normal file explorer on android is set to not show or download those images in status.

any folder saved with a dot eg .status is exempted from being shown,

Now your issue will be coming from your file manager like es file explorer and others.

so go to your file manager that is not from the phone or googles files and delete or find a way to stop it from automatically downloading any images.

Jan 12, 2012

Marvis1010:
Infinix Note 10 Pro For Sale

Specs

Storage: 8gb ram, 256gb rom

Processor: Mediatek G95

Camera: Rear Quad 64mp, Front 16mp

Fingerprint: Side mounted

Plus follow come 33W charging adapter

Phone is clean as new.
No defaults

Location: Akure
Price: 170k (Slightly negotiable)
Whatsapp or call 07063269941

If you find 80 to 100k sell it, depending on how desperate you are to sell.

Wow

Lamba

Woodshot:
Any day Seun puts a price before users could access this site is its first day of funeral.

Right now it's quantity over quality.
At least those who don't want adds and those extra features should pay for it.

Imagine just 5k users pay 2k a year.

FaceTanke:
I like dis babe die

No be only you

Notifications
Block certain users
Block post with certain keywords
Yearly fee.

If nairaland implements an annual fee of even small 2k I'll be glad.

Or a monthly fee of 200 naira.

It'll help reduce the number of people here doing nonsense and multiple accounts and also one guy here whose always ok front page asking for money with the same graphic Photos everyday

jaytimeo:
It has nothing to do with Nigeria, it’s obviously a pilot test for AI integration in Nigeria ,if you know the implications and how this tech is used for control in places like China you would run far from it.

Is this and assumption or fact?

If it's your assumption fine,
But don't make it sound like a fact.

Go around spreading misinformation

Started reading this thread yesterday, and finish it this morning.
All I can say is

Nawa ooo

Girls weh the wear boys singlette alone the always vex me to see

This stuff happens more than three times yearly around me,

I've been seeing it since I was small,
Never bordered to know the name but as someone said it's a Halo around the sun

Very good photographer