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Politics / Re: Meteorite Landed In Somalia, sold off to China by emmy512: 5:41pm On Aug 03, 2023
Curse777:


We have university facilities that can conduct carbon dating, our geology department are fairly equiped

What if during research we hit jackpot and find a renewable energy source
Carbon dating?
Research?

What if?

No mind me bros, you just have high hopes.
A normal Nigerian professor sef doesn't care or have passion about this
Romance / Re: Is She Deceiving Me About Her Virginity Status? by emmy512: 11:31am On Aug 03, 2023
Honeybadgerxx:



Hmmm! I was actually bewildered when she said she doesn't know too, but the truth about this girl is, she's not exposed, I knew this from our conversation, I'm a psychologist, I can actually tell if she is pretending. Before she got comfortable discussing sex issues with me, it took her time, I had to reorientate her mentality. She's was shy. Trust me on this, no pretence, she was real

Is she up to 23?
Cos most girls who are truly inexperienced in this things and act naive tend to be around this age and from families that they had to be good girls but now trying to exolore

My babe then was even learning things about her body from me.

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Romance / Re: Is She Deceiving Me About Her Virginity Status? by emmy512: 11:28am On Aug 03, 2023
She's a virgin who's just scared that if you find out her hymen is broken after telling you she's a virgin
You'll feel she lied to you.

She probably had that hymen break or blood flow some time ago and the article just made her realize what happened was her hymen breaking.

Right now asking you the question has put it in your subconscious the likelihood of her hymen being broken based on what you explained to her.

If you ever say she's not a virgin when I have sex with her or doubt her virginity, she will refer you back to this conversation you had with her.

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Programming / Re: Who Can Build an App And create a Website by emmy512: 10:15am On Aug 03, 2023
kiddkash:
Pls who here can truly build an app and a create a website

Pls let me know. To see if I can support a nairalander or seek outside support

A developer and product designer here also.
I see you've found someone to work on this already.

Just in case you need a product manager for what you're embarking on, who knows the intricacies of what's involved send a mail.

If you're savvy with the technologies fine, if your aren't find someone who can work alongside you in managing the whole process and keeping to timelines and budgets.

Mobile and web development can be a cash whale if You're not well prepared.

What you feel would cost you 500k may later get above that.

I and and my team specialize in developing mobile and web applications,, from design, product management to development.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Process The Ptad Online Verification by emmy512: 9:18am On Aug 03, 2023
Thanks for this.
Visited my grandad first week of July and he made mention of this.

I got his printouts and his ID.
Tried it and it was saying the person does not exist.

Again and again nothing.

I just gave up, and he keeps calling asking how far with the idea that a computer person has a solution to everything concerning computer.

I mailed ptad twice and till now no reply.

Has any one faced this ID issue?
Crime / Re: Siblings Arraigned For Defrauding Woman Of $98,700 by emmy512: 5:06am On Aug 02, 2023
DSS1335:
During my youthful years as an undergraduate at Uniport between 2001 to 2006. I was unlucky to be surrounded by friends who made it big at the peak of the "inheritance scam".

Even though I learned the skill, it was very difficult on my part to do it. In futility, I tried to kill my conscience. It was then, it dawned on me that scammers are murderers. If they can fleece an elderly man/woman of their wealth, then they are capable of putting a bullet through their head

since then, I have made it a duty to spoil the work of scammers in whatever guise they present themselves. I know how many of them that are currently in efcc custody in Port Harcourt courtesy of my report.
You see those "anonymous collective" pages on Facebook, pretending to know everything happening around the globe even the outcome of a sports event, they are 100 percent scammers. Any person who posted a winning ticket claiming that it was a predetermined outcome is a bloody thief. No doubt you can win big in sports betting if you keep greeds out of the equation, never get carried away by anyone who claims they have access to sure odds, you will lose your money to a lazy, poverty-stricken scammer.

For all scammers or those intending to join the league, this advice is for you. No matter how long it takes nemesis must catch up with your misdeeds, there is no repentance without restitution! You still have the choice now to keep your conscience clean!!
Are you me? Or I'm you
Everything you've said here is how I feel about scammers.

I even have plans to try out effc as full time job before I turn 30.
Maybe a unit of my own I call petty fraud unit.

For the wannabes,
Those that scam even 4k would fall under this.

I believe treating them early reduces their number

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Business / Re: Get 5 Extra Hours When You Signup On VA Patrick, Nigeria's #1 VA Agency by emmy512: 4:17am On Aug 02, 2023
NaijaNaWaa:
No offense but I hate Virtual Assistants!

There’s nothing like the human touch. Wait till you’re in an emergency and your so called VA keeps asking unending stupid questions; going in endless circles; giving responses that are totally irrelevant to your question and situation.

Omo, there’s nothing like that human touch.
Offensh taken
This is VA not Ai

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Celebrities / Re: Men Cheat For Fun Not Because They Don’t Love Their Wives — Blessing CEO by emmy512: 10:02pm On Aug 01, 2023
I agree to this.

We just have different babes for fun.

Las Las we know who is our who

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by emmy512: 9:22pm On Jul 31, 2023
Any UK pickup service?
Celebrities / Re: Chef Hilda Baci Made Over (187M) Naira From Her Online Cooking Class (see Prove) by emmy512: 3:20pm On Jul 31, 2023
Wetin them deh learn to cook
Education / Re: Ugandan Magistrate Caught Disguising As Woman To Write Law Exams For Girlfriend by emmy512: 3:18pm On Jul 31, 2023
Eweeeeeeh

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Politics / Re: US Throws Weight Behind ECOWAS And President Tinubu On Niger by emmy512: 3:13pm On Jul 31, 2023
Wow
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by emmy512: 6:16pm On Jul 30, 2023
AlphaWolf27:


Assumption?? Insult?? Bros which one you mean na. Haba. Abi assumption na insult?
The fact you didn't see an issue with what you said.
I don't want to talk again
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by emmy512: 2:09pm On Jul 30, 2023
AlphaWolf27:


I do not see any insult there....
But you made an assumption?

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Food / Re: What Type Of Peppersoup Is Your Favourite? (pictures) by emmy512: 1:23am On Jul 30, 2023
Chicken pepper soup with curry leaf
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by emmy512: 1:14pm On Jul 27, 2023
Hidewell:
Mine is Odyssey. What of you?

Like odyssey too, actually rewatching it hours ago,

But the movie I've watched the most in all my life over 4 times a year is 13 hours : Secret soldiers of Benghazi
Celebrities / Re: Singer Sinead O'Connor Dead At 56 Years by emmy512: 8:19pm On Jul 26, 2023
Breaks my heart.

It's been seven hours and 15 days....

Nothing compares,
Nothing compares, to you....

Had her on repeat alongside eamon.

Rest in peace young eminem

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Politics / Re: Pandemonium Breaks Out Among Okiete Ritualists Following Juju Priest's Abduction by emmy512: 4:35pm On Jul 26, 2023
CodeTemplar:
Okiete ko okiemute ni.


The herbalist organised his abducton as far as I am concerned. When his clients hear this, they will donate secretly, randomly and generously until the target is exceeded 10 times. Cash out strategy.

Sounds probable

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Crime / Re: I Have Just Been Defrauded By A Staff In A General Hospital by emmy512: 4:30pm On Jul 26, 2023
UIUX:
Good day. Please how do I report Fraud in a Government Health facility. I really can't write much, I'm very angry. Lalasticlala

Did you pay directly to the hospitals cashier or directly to a staff which isn't the right way.

If you paid to the staff the issue is between you and the staff not the hospital.
So find the staffs information and report to the hopsital

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by emmy512: 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2023
shine12:


Oh no, sent to him by mistake as it was meant to be you, Since I quoted you. I'll send yours.
That one carry grace
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by emmy512: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2023
shine12:
I have created this post to start an initiative of offering assistance to individuals who are unknown to me. Every week, I aim to send 10,000 Naira to a Nigerian stranger(I will pick an account number at random if there is more than one), as I understand the challenging situation in Nigeria. This small gesture is my way of giving back to my country, even though I am currently living abroad. I have the means to consistently afford this amount, even when facing unpaid bills, as it is less than £10.

Most of my siblings are also living outside Nigeria, and through this initiative, I hope to extend a helping hand to those in need back home. I find fulfillment in anonymous giving, acts that only God recognizes and rewards.

Through this platform, I wish to continue being a blessing, in my own small way, to any Nigerian in need, regardless of tribe, language, or religion. I am not seeking any personal information from anyone, nor do I want this page to be a platform for scams. Only post an account number or send your account number as a DM. Once you receive the alert, come back here to mention the alert received so I am sure you have the funds.

My desire is to offer genuine help and support to fellow Nigerians, spreading a spirit of compassion and unity. Together, we can make a difference and alleviate the burdens faced by those less fortunate in our beloved country.

Let us come together and embrace the joy of giving without expecting anything in return. May we all find ways, no matter how small, to make a positive impact on the lives of others.
You don motivate me.
Also thought of doing something like this and I will.

Keep up the Lord's work

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Travel / Re: Ogun Converts Public Buses From Diesel To CNG by emmy512: 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2023
I don't know much about cng and vehicles.

So how safe is it.

If it's gas, and it's in a vehicle in a country with roads that have bumps everywhere.

The gas shaking often won't that increase the pressure in the canister?
Politics / Re: Atiku Insists That The Declaration Of Tinubu As President Illegal by emmy512: 11:50am On Jul 26, 2023
Cjayboy:


Which cost? the cost is of no effect,as what they loot on daily basis outweighs our electoral budget.


The interest and sanctity cum unity is of great importance even as the global communities keep watching on our staggering judiciary.
A rerun will further create a divide.

Now he's in power he'll surely not want to loose it.

If the rerun happens it'll still be same inec, same voters, and same issues.

Reason we should strengthen institutions.

If inec was devoid of external manipulations we'll all trust them but not now.

Even if tinubu legitly wins a rerun people would still come out to say he cheated
Politics / Re: Atiku Insists That The Declaration Of Tinubu As President Illegal by emmy512: 11:48am On Jul 26, 2023
Amumaigwe:


INEC ought to know the cost implication of their utter stupidity.
True.

Now if they could so glaringly do what they did in the open and nothing happened when even tinubu had no hands then,

It's not possible to do a free and fair rerun if at all a rerun happens.
Education / Re: UNICAL Publishes Names Of 638 Students Withdrawn From The Institution by emmy512: 11:47am On Jul 26, 2023
AmotekunSW:


When the Dean of Law is a rapist, how can results not be changed?
Logically it doesn't make sense.
Emotionally maybe it does.

We're talking about the whole school, not just law.
Results are changed when money exchange hands normally.

This occurs in all the federal universities I believe as far as they're humans.

But if doesn't mean because a dean is a rapist, results will always be changed.

Wether he's a rapist or not it can always be changed because it's in human nature to be greedy.

I can lie doesn't not mean I can kill.
They're both vices
Politics / Re: Atiku Insists That The Declaration Of Tinubu As President Illegal by emmy512: 10:01am On Jul 26, 2023
ezegenigbonine:


Lol as if tinubu gave you and your family an appointment buzu. Tinubu no even send many of una, he no even know una.
Lol again.

I'm not a tinubu supporter nor an obi supporter or whatever politician.

I believe more in institutions than persons.

This country will not do a rerun.
Is all I'm saying talkless when tinubu himself is in power with the failed institutions we have.

And stop insulting people with opposite views NIGERIAN
Politics / Re: Atiku Insists That The Declaration Of Tinubu As President Illegal by emmy512: 8:50am On Jul 26, 2023
Let tinubu breathe

Do this people actually think the courts will grant them a rerun?
That's another cost that I'm sure is not on inecs budget

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Celebrities / Re: Angel Bbnaija Advocates That Men Should Take Birth Control Also by emmy512: 7:25am On Jul 26, 2023
Wahalur.

If man the get that mood swings people go die
Crime / Re: Woman Storms Anambra NPF HQ, Identifies Man Who Raped, Robbed Her At Gunpoint by emmy512: 7:08am On Jul 26, 2023
If you believe he raped her like,
If you think he didn't share.

Just an experiment as I have a feeling he didn't

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Education / Re: UNICAL Publishes Names Of 638 Students Withdrawn From The Institution by emmy512: 10:42pm On Jul 25, 2023
OkayDaddy:


Go and sleep. Unical is a rotten school. The current Dean of the Faculty of Law was once suspended for raping a female student in his office.
Like how does that relate to what were talking about.

How do you even start communicating with someone in such a tone.
Education / Re: UNICAL Publishes Names Of 638 Students Withdrawn From The Institution by emmy512: 9:16pm On Jul 25, 2023
drinkgarri:
Most of them were distracted
True after COVID and strike a lot of them felt unmotivated to be students.

Some got jobs and started making money

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Education / Re: UNICAL Publishes Names Of 638 Students Withdrawn From The Institution by emmy512: 9:05pm On Jul 25, 2023
silverlinen:
Damnnn

This is huge, personally, I think the lecturers are the major cause of these.

The sort of sorting and manipulation that goes on in that school, should be investigated... I know a whole lot of my guys whose results were altered just because them no sort.

Something needs to be done about this

This is not true,
Your friends probably told you that to feel better.

No one does that.

No coordinator will risk changing scores for something that's not worth it.

Pay him to alter your score, they may find a way to do it.

But just doing it because you both have issues is not feasible.

Ask your guys to show you their results from year 1 and you'll be shocked.

Attached below is the results of a final year student in that list

See how he started from year 1 and till year 3

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