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folajoko: Bros na because our parent no too get money den...lolz

lol, na training be that o

She is just 16 and she wants a BB, when i was her age who born me to ask for BB,even multilinks i didnt see. Buy her a nokia phone and save the rest,

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I wish I know wat to tell yhu•[/quote]speechless,speechless,thats how i make you feel!

I also slapped a military man for my girl,what happened after that cud not be explained by 3 doctors.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]straigth face!emmy is just a joker•he doesn't mean all he's been saying!moreover this z whr all he's jokes ends•why pushin it?plz act like a gentle man that I presume you to be[/quote]who says i dont mean all i say? Am sinking in love wid you!

I can even bleep a girl in public

[quote author=black_beau]Missing my exams for him when he was busy kissing someone else.[/quote]Last thing i will do!!!!!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]awwww!now I feel like a 9year old•u can flatter sha[/quote]itz the truth,i cant watch nairalanderz take advantage of you.

Smallville4live: selling you TV set to buy her artificial hair, your name must be silly. Please pardon my words if I might have offended you with it.

itz nairaland,you are free to call me silly

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lolz!I wonder oooo.buh on a serious note,emmy why are you following me about?[/quote]itz my duty to protect you dear.

[quote author=black_beau]Both matter[/quote]which matters more?

cyril83: must you say it 100 times...smh

cant u see itz a mistake? We have noticed you,you may now log out!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why didn't you use pepper to make it more real? Mtsheew.
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lwkmdeath! She should have mixed pepper with salt!!!!!

She said she needed a brazilian hair,i had to sell our telivision to buy it for her!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lmao•emmy ya just a clown•my IT cannot be murdered[/quote]

Richiy: thats a fallacy of hasty generalization. I cn count galz dat mney does nt move. I nd my bst frnd r one of such. We r lukn forward to buying OUR own cars, OUR own phones nd lappies with OUR own money. We r alrdy makin our hairs with OUR own money. U c, nt al gals r afta guys mney. Nt wen we cn make ours.

very very rare. Only one in a thousand ladies can do that. Even if a lady receives millions as her salary,she will still want the guy to pay her bills just to make him feel like a man!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]boys=sex•osho free people•you don't wana give her money buh u wana have her•#God is watching yhu#[/quote]its trade by barter,ladies want the money,guys need the body!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lolz•i dnt mean grass,I mean the weed yhu know+am officially missing my ITBomb•whr could he be?[/quote]i have officialy murdered him,i dont want him close to my sweetheart.

locust01: No finance no romance. Girls eye dey chook 4 money.

'chook' is an understatement. Girls=Money

[quote author=190*]Well my top 3 sections я

Sex uality zone

Sex uality zone and even more

Sex uality zone[/quote]hehe. I hope you dont try what u read at home.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lmao•yep they are•and as for smoking,it aint quitable•am advancing to weed sef[/quote]God help you..i just pity all the elephant grass in your area.

[quote author=Bright...]Pls o o nairalanders,i graduated dis yr n my gir fr ll finish dis dec.but sadily she cald me n said i qoite:dear im pregnant n am nt ready to do anythn wt it,cos thre s tendence nt to b together anymre after my bsc,n i can nt lov anybody agn bt u alone.so i hav to use dis chance to kep d conectivitis btw us.end qoite.am confusd,cos no job,no home,no money to sustain dis relationshp buhahaa.pls help.[/quote]lmao! You got what u bargained for,she is a very sharp girl. Just tell her that she should deliver the baby and give it to her mum. When u are financially bouyant,u will take care of the rest.

[quote author=baruwa@info]I married my wife at d age of 30 and as at den I wasn't able to meet all my responsibilities. But by d grace of God and a very understanding and supportive wife I was able to scale through bc right now wit 2 sons I'm very comfortable absolutely comfortable. All u need is prayers, Grace of God and a virtuous wife. Jst like d bible says a good wife is a gift 4rm God and God's gift does not bring sorrow. In a nutshell money is not necessarily a major determinant for a good marriage.[/quote]good point!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]ya making mouth•well@topik,
Crying
Insulting back
Taking talks personal[/quote]i have told you to quit smoking bt u wont listen. Are these sections on nairaland??

[quote author=pearl~hapi]mother not wife!well am not afraid just kip mute and obey and I heard if you don't put off your fone your face wee catch fire•i don't wnt that fo u[/quote]if you say u are my mother no problem,we are the only ones that knw abt the truth.. I slept with my phone on,my earpiece was in mua ears through out and nothing happened!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]now am wondering why you wana be everywhere on nl•you just left religion and now you are here•well I give it to you,front page!![/quote]how much will i get if my topic makes the front page?? Which nutritional value does it add to my body. I am a natural front page maker,check my profile baby.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Now so many people hold sin as such a high factor•well av concluded that with or without sin so far uv confessed christ as lord you are heaven bound•otherwise if you say sin can stop christians from goin to heaven it means 99 if not a 100 percent of d world would perrish•we are not goin to heaven cos we didn't sin,rather we are goin to heaven cos whosoever believes in he's only son jesus shall not perish but have evalasting life•if therez anyone who thinks he would go to heaven cause he doesn't sin let him proove me wrong[/quote]Go and kill,steal and expect to go to heaven just because u believe in christ alone. Believing in christ and doing the right thing works hand in hand to make us gain eternal life.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]ok son•u may nau off your fone•[/quote]son? Ok wife,dont tell me u are also afraid of the cosmic rays saga

The buses will never remain the same after that day. I hope this same gesture will be replicated during christmas.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]so my emmy is a christian?nl spoil plenty pepo sha[/quote]yes am a christian dear..nairaland cannot spoil me,i ve got the immunity!

Acidosis: Yabbing
Slapping &
Bombing

guy abeg park well make i see road joor, next please!!!!