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thank God for your life. But come o,do u keep bears? Am suspecting dat it cud be another cause of the beating!

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Nice thread op,i have always begged seun to start a section for newbiez but its refreshing to see this topic.
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[quote author=pearl~hapi]@topik,my mind is at rest[/quote]hehe....u are not serious

[quote author=pearl~hapi]ok•
1•my parents would like to meet you this week•so begin ready

2•i need your certificate of baptism in church cos I need a born again•

3•500,000 naira for preparation against your coming÷non refundable

N•B÷my parents av d final say so if after seeing you dem no like yhu well yhu shall be on yur own•and the moni is nt refundable•so u still dey marry or not[/quote]500,000 for just preparation? I hope u have an elder sis,coz am taking the both of you home if i pay that.

Am a die hard christian,i can even show u my marriage certificate

Dont worry abt ur parents,am sure they will fall in love wif me at first sight.

Baby nothing can come between us,not even that calabar boy,EtimBom. :*

ITbomb: Emmy9ite why are you still here, you didn't hear what I said?

shut up kid..my first born is ur age mate

Tgirl4real: Cerebrum ke? I don't know about that one o. Just stick to what Freiburger said.

funny you. Ok thanks for your help

Sijo01: Hmmm, i gux u mean tu say coldmoon... By d wayz wat u duwin wit dat wuman beta (Emmy9ite)..... Hope u2 can witsnd d bomb ITBOOM wil releax wen he seez diz??

what is ITBomb,is it the name of a person,animal place or thing??

[quote author=pearl~hapi]no I wunt accept yhu buh on a second tot yes with conditions•that is if you wana hear them[/quote]*speaks with an igbotic voice*
bebe am ristening,just tell me what u wantu. Am equal to the task!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]plz do.atimes its really appauling how guys dress all in the name of fashion buh it doesn't mean a guy shouldn't av a gud dress sense[/quote]true talk,its not thier fault sometimes,they imitate what thy watch on TV

^^thanks bro! It means the mind is an invisible part of our body which arises from brain and works like the cerebrum right?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]hmmmm•dont let my daddy catch yhu ooooo•anyways,HUGZ*[/quote]he won't do anything to me,,baby i am coming to ask ur hand in marriage. I am with 3 chickens and a keg of palm wine,hope u will accept me!

Freiburger: It the human consciousness that originates in the brain and is manifested especially in thought, perception, emotion, will, memory, and imagination.

is it in any way connected to the heart? When i hear people say 'cool ur mind' or 'ur mind is very strong' i always connect it to my heart!

Greetings!!
This is one question that has been bothering me. I guess we have told people
-'Put it at the back of ur MIND'
-'Read in ur MIND'
Now guys,where is this mind in our body? Is it in the heart or in the brain?
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Thanks.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]yes and for the guys avoid this nonsense form of colour rioting in the name of swag.dress maturely and gorgeous[/quote]i will forward ur advice to kids. :*

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I didn't say what u think also•u r misunderstanding me[/quote]Isokay,am not angry wid you! I understand you now. *come and give daddy a hug*

Kadata: You've supplemented already??

yep.

Kadata: That's a good plan you have there. Microbiology gets you in- you take one more chance and gbam! There it is . Ïts gonna really really work - don't lose the ginger for the medicine stuff.

i will take one more chance and i wont rest till i get med/surg. Bro, wont the second list add to the number already selected??

Hahaha...if i am in her position i will just apologise,make sure i spray room fresheners to make it a lil better. Chai,see disgrace

debbyshaw: can people who didnt choose d school buy the suplementary form? Thanks..

no

-When will Goodluck be respected by nigerians esp. Nairalanders
-when will the price of of garri change for nairalanders to stop asking

hornipipe: huh?

even though i walk through the shadow of nairaland,i shall fear no beef!

Nice tips!
For the ladies,avoid mini skirts and 'spaghetti' tops if u have stretch marks! It irritates me! Its a fashion NO NO!

Kadata: Been away for a while. Medical school ish- bought the supplementary form yet??

i have registered! I didnt see any course in BMS but i just picked microbiology. I am still praying i get med/surg!

hornipipe: ure on ur own #lips sealed

haha...some1 is afraid here,i fink he has learnt a lesson from ID.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I wonder oooo•and like I always say what you say is what you are•so if your wish is to be struggling with your wife and kids in poveryt well its your wish.if i were a man I would plan my life early not late[/quote]i didnt say that sweedy,for me,at 65 u should be reaping the fruit of ur labour.if u want to settle down when u have money and u get married by 40,u wont enjoy ur kids wealth before dying!