HNosegbe:

The shawty dump you ni?

black_beau: Missing my exams for him when he was busy kissing someone else.

pearl~hapi:
awwww!now I feel like a 9year old•u can flatter sha

Emmy9ite: itz the truth,i cant watch nairalanderz take advantage of you.

Super1759: Mehn, av been the foolishest. "To makeup one of our misunderstanding,the penalty was that I will kneel down at a junction and plea for forgiveness" you need to c me kneeling and clinching my hands as if am praying,while she stand,hands in akimbo watching me. Kai!!! I don suffer for this life. Well I got what I wanted and she is gone. Love gbakwa oku

black_beau: Missing my exams for him when he was busy kissing someone else.

Emmy9ite: She said she needed a brazilian hair,i had to sell our telivision to buy it for her!

Emmy9ite: She said she needed a brazilian hair,i had to sell our telivision to buy it for her!

Emmy9ite: itz the truth,i cant watch nairalanderz take advantage of you.

sizzlers: almost took a bullet from a policeman around 11pm cus i wanted to withdraw from an ATM, the police tagged me a criminal. It's nt funny, it was terrible dat nght but my hapiness was dat she was there to witness it all.

Clemzy16: It was during holiday in secondary school. Me and my peeps went to school to read, cus we were preparing for our s.s.c.e. Then they gave me #150 to buy three meat-pie each. When i got to the store, it was a pretty girl that attended to me.. Can't belive she actually gave me the meat-pie of 20Naira. It was so small, i couldn't tell her that i'm no more buying cus of her elegant beauty. I had to leave there with shame and when i gave the pie to my friends, they were like.. Come Let's go and meet the girl. I was so confused and started begging them.

black_beau: Missing my exams for him when he was busy kissing someone else.

cyril83: you must be a perfect dreamer...if really you are in for this kinda game,I imploy you to go to naijaping,pin share,search4bbm stil counting not on educative and informative forum like this...

ifyalways: Idowu and cocoa show face, biko.

https://www.nairaland.com/1017692/nairalanders-please-ubong-totally-recover/2#11829099

joanpinkie: i actuall loved dis guy so much dat i waz/d one footin some of his bills till he graduate , n i nva notice dat he nva gav me anytin for d four yrs we were tgda, now we are not 2gda.

the.game:
i gave a girl my chair to sit on....and stood for almost 5 hours...My leg comot smoke that day..i no even see leg trek go house

pearl~hapi:
straigth face!emmy is just a joker•he doesn't mean all he's been saying!moreover this z whr all he's jokes ends•why pushin it?plz act like a gentle man that I presume you to be

Maria-Goretti:
and ur point is?

cyril83: Lol...am very sori ma'am

Joeblis: Had to lick the anuz of my girl after sh*ting coz there was no tissue or water arround.it wasnt funny sha and the taste waz yummy!

pearl~hapi:
straigth face!emmy is just a joker•he doesn't mean all he's been saying!moreover this z whr all he's jokes ends•why pushin it?plz act like a gentle man that I presume you to be

Ms.AfroZest:
Pretended to be having a seizure so the police won't arrest him, cause his papers where expired and we had no money to settle. Was rolling in the mud like an ogbanje. He still left me for another wh*ore[b][/b]

ijebuboy18: Used almost my whole sal then 2 buy her an HTC fone in Jan even though my rent wz due. Evaded my landlord n told him stories till feb. Still got royally dumped on Feb 14 d same year, less dan 2 weeks from buyin dat fone. Learnt d hard way, now I use em n dump em.

pearl~hapi:
itz not enough plz!gan bath with agbala and grinded pepper