₦airaland Forum

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Lmao•emmilistic whu send yhu open this thread[/quote]I can open any thread i wish to,no august visitor can tell me shyt!

Silence is the BEST answer given to f.ools. The last thing i will do is to involve in an e-fight with anyone.

M M M: Op

U need 2 read ur books, so u won't fail ur exams again

meaning??

[quote author=~vicky~]well i wont take any of them....i love good and nice things[/quote]you have only two options. U have to pick one from the two.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]none of the above•ya asking as if yhu don't know d ansa yhurself@I musto make a thread#[/quote]you just have to pick one!

Question 1. The stranger used black magic on the woman. Am sure the stranger is okija_juju

Ladies, would u prefer to get married to a guy who has cash but is arrogant,treats u bad, and disrespects you or a guy who is flat broke and poor but respects and treats u well.
#You are also poor.
I dont need August visitors on this thread plz

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Now I know this emmy of a boi is out for fyn gurls on nl•u miss road[/quote]I always attract fine gurls. Emmy and pretty girls attract. Emmy and ugly girls repel. #physics

Richiy: @emmy, am nt a new human being o! Its beta i go nd marry alhaji as hs 4th wife dan marry u. Its d lesser of two evils. Lols.

i mean new on NL. You call getting married to me evil? You must be sleeping on a bicycle.

@pearl.....how did it happen
@Richiy.....I see you are new,nice pix u 've got there,won't mind making you a second wife,wat do u tink?

larride: Very funny but this is a old joke...thanks for the laugh though

your gbagaun is even funnier. 'a old joke'

MODERATORS HAVE FALLEN MY HAND BIG TIME! I NEVER KNEW THIS COULD MAKE THE FRONT PAGE.

Whatz happening here?

slimyem: i was 16...
My then bf was in 100 level..he just got an off-campus apartment and was kitting it up...so i donated one of the new ceiling fans we had in store at home...
The day my dad started looking for it...i formed complete innocence..
He couldn't even have thought i could do something like that...so he blamed it on some boys that helped with moving stuff into the house about that time..
Broke up with the guy less than a year later...i had moved on to greater things..

sharp badt girl

[quote author=190*]Smh - someone please tell this new sweet lady
Who 190 actually is[/quote]190 is a clown!

Una be fool: I love the jokes section but preferr reading contents at webmasters & programming section cos I like coding

your username na die o!!! I love joke section too, ve never been to programming section before.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.

Pls take note y'all.
[/color]

hahaha....even fan is a kitchen utensil

[quote author=190*]Pot calling kettle black[/quote]another august visitor!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]She was a fork. . .
[/color]

cause she loves to fvck

Another august visitor.

Baby are u boko haram,coz you are the bomb!

Etaki: I swear to God and Almighty Allah, Very Soon this would bo on the Frontpage.

your own no go work! Mods dont let me down!

Cup. She is a good kisser!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]did yhu just call me a derailer?[/quote]how can i call my darling that.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]stop attaching me to yhurself plz•dey ur lane[/quote]am into you like you never knew.

Richiy: abeg jejely leave dat pearl hapi o! She sure doesnt want to hang wt u b4 u write publicly on facebook dat she is sucking u dry.lmao.

for better for worse,in sickness and in health,in poverty and in paradise,till death do i and pearl hapi pat! We are hapily married!

See how derailers spoilt my beautiful thread. Thread officialy opened!!!

Richiy: nt today again, my brother. Some of us value our independence to disrespect. Luk hw u r embarasin ur poor gal by cmplainin publicly!

you know i can't embarrass pearl hapi,we are self made trillionaires.

After reading so many comments,i have concluded. My mum= summation of all your mumz qualities^10

Donsammi: BESTEST

your mama na nicki minaj??

[quote author=DAY11.]Madman[/quote]my Brother in crime

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Stop acidtalking. . .
[/color]

yess boss