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*lets try and edit our posts if someone was fast enough to reply the previous poster, so the previous poster would not have two people quoting him/her. Cheers*

Jovanna: Yeah. . . The next poster is yet to take his/her bath

Too early to do that, baby, too early .


The next poster drinks alcoholic thingy

Dyt: I have a thing for stutterers

For stutterers or STUTTERING?

[quote author=ms_pee]Mba!! [/quote]Me abi??

True.



The next poster is isss is a sta sta sta STAMMERER!!

kola oloye: I welcome u all to 2014.This year shall release peace, favor & mercies of God upon our lives.

amen.

adegwurulez: You know the funny part? The same people giving the warning are the same people polluting the planet. I wonder the amount of CO2 a third world country emit that is comparable to what the industrilized countries emit.

Exactly!

stefikal: No!

The next poster is the first child of his/her parents

No. Lastborn!


The next poster cant recite STATE N CAPITAL!!

Alright. OP. Paragraph the piece please.

[quote author=ms_pee]Iwe ne we'm! [/quote]English senorita: speak english.

Nope. I'm not into siesta


The next poster was slapped recently.


* funny thread, I rush quickly to the "answerer" profile when I read some answers". *

9icegee: *i expected to see justin bieber on tht pic, but it turn out to be emmky ...he's so handsom... *

I'm dead mhen. Why wont this guy stop calling me Emmky?

9icegee: *how will he, wen iv not yet bought it for him... *

Some days ago... One location like that on Nairaland...

9icegee: *lmao! With wot do i repay him...if he sends his bank details mayb i can transfer him 5naira...or i can triple tht to 50naira and send him as credit if he sends his phone number*

The person he was referring to gave him (9icegee) his phone no...

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Few minutes after...

9icegee: *too bad am using etisalat and ddnt know how to transfer funds wit it, nor can i cross-transfer between etisalat and mtn...besides, i dont wanna msg him de credits so he wont have my number, else seriously i wud'v transfered credits to him*

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Someone that's yet to send 5 naira airtime would buy bb for some one

BUSTED!!!

revenge is sweet when doubled...if you catch my drift.

Dont mess with me.

Safe trip to all. As we are returning to school.

Subscribing...

Poison like Indocide doesnt kill humans, it kills only rats.

thatgurlvixen: Same as u Monday isn't far off anymore.. I just cringe at the amount of traffic on sunday..it is well sha

OHH, Why not wait till Monday tho?

YES!!


The next poster has p..orn movie on his/her phone

I dont even do football in the first place.



Next Poster is yet to bathe!

thatgurlvixen: Misssshhh you too sweety

Hope ur good tho Yup. Trying. Preparing for school. You?

Cool... Emotional...Adorable...

hahaha...

False!

The next poster smells hand after scratching armpit

9icegee: *even if evrybody does, at least am sure emmyk doesnt...am sure he cant spot the difference between rihanna, beyonce, and woopy goldsberg...(lol if say now tht i had to go back and look at tht picture a second time, after she mentioned its rihanna, as i couldnt make out it ws she wen i saw d pic initially, wont i be falling my hand hence il just keep quiet and shift the talk to emmyk)... HE DOESNT KNOW RIHANNA *

Why wont I know her? Is she not the President of America?

fellis: I tried logging into that account some minutes ago but I created the account so long ago that I have forgotten my password and email.

Do u use bbm?

No, I'm not.

9icegee: *lol this my guy with his unending pursuit of fine fine things...hope he's nt decieved into thinking tht 'fellis' is tht chick displayed on her profile o lol..anyway i also checked her up...true confession *

LMAO. Me too is not badddd. *adjusting collar* What do you expect?

Smh

Wow

emmyclassic: I jst read only to the Albert Einstein part

You've gone far... I'm still in the second paragraph tho..

I will be going to school next week. til then.... #KSU

Polatos? Sure, I love the movie.


It got interesting from the beginning where they were fighting for who can say TADAAA best.

Orisirisi, you obviously want the girl yourself.