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Lemme go 3.5G first, to watch.

[quote author=La_ JuMe]u try sha
the next poster has d letter 'e' in his/her name.[/quote]Which one is I try again? It's either CORRECT OR WRONG jor.




@Op. Lie. 5ft 9.4 is even more than average height.

Next poster is slim in physic!

Nice one.

It depends.


But recently. Like 15hours.
Thanks but no thanks to ASUU.

Good ol' days.

Abu Mikey:
^^
Ya Papa

The next Poster is typing from a Danfo Bus

Why are u falling under Sex sex thinz??


@Op. Your dang wrong, please.


The next poster stays in Lagos state.

fellis: Yes!

He deactivated his account

No 3. Touching.

9icegee: *one thing am sure of, she's never gonna reply d bolded, at least if nt for anyone else, cos of me. she still doesnt want me to knw if she is mar... ...am i not running my mouth too fast there...??*

No problema. I tell you what, ur ride is up for it. If she replies, your ride becomes mine! Deal




















Wait oo, that's if dude is having one. *I'm not saying this to mock him tho, buh he if's not having,I'll take the equivalence of a ride from him*. *chuckles*

harlos: Novel isn't my choice of book, I prefer short stories to it cos it bores me easily

Easily, I can say Survive the night" is an 'horror' sort of novel. Right?

Popularity. If you keep making it regularly tho.

fellis: It will be boring ojare, compared to going out and doing the countdown at a party with plenty of other people.
Yea am married.
To cameroonpride on nairaland

Pictures of your White wedding, or it didnt happen.

I know you both from other sections on NL tho. Family, Culture, yes?

Oh yes. Many times.

fellis: Wow your suggestion sounds like so much fun, I think I'll try it.
I really want to see my name written in the sky with knockouts



I don't understand the Yoruba

Yes oooooo. *does some MJs moves*. \/ \/

fellis: Emmy luv, be a darling and translate the sentence for me

Pronto.

Firigbo = Body Physic.

Sherubawon = scare them

You know as a 7feet guy nauuu ..

The conversation will be like:

Emmyk: ..Ohh, I'm sorry, twas a mistake.

Victim: *not yet turning back to see me*. Bro, ur such a mo'r.on oo! Are u okay . Still lying in God's house
*turns now to see me a giant*

Victim: Brooooooooooooo, I didnt even know it was you oo. I meant to say Merry Christmas , not M'oron'. You know one can mis-talk, in this euphoric hour. So, which unit are you in this church nauu . You are based in this city?? Egbonnnnn miii.


Emmyk: not knowing what to say... *speechless*

*moves on to victim 2*....

smurfy: I WILL collect bride price for my daughters! How much is the bride price that yorubas are talking about not selling their daughters.

The idea of returning bride price is not part of true yoruba culture. It is modern and built on supposition.

It's not a matter of how much, senor.

Was it not Porridge that Esau got as an exchange for his birthright?

29hours 10minutes.

[quote author=Dolly-Parton].[/quote]You are under arrest, for the obvious.

Omooba77: It is only the bride price other oh. Other money like owo babagbo; iyagbo; omode ile,arugbo ile..........And fruits,yam, rice, coke and things like that will be collected and shared by nuclear and extended families...............

Owo Aburo Iyawo.

I like!

sexymoma: .

Busted! Freeze!

I like. It's the right thing to do. To check the 'excesses' of the grooms.

#teamreturnbrideprice#

luxanne: Lol...I kinda miss him too

You've sure made his day, see how dude is jumping up, making some Michael Jackson's moves.

Nawa ooo

He has gone over those lines like a million times.

luxanne: See what technology has caused, breeding lazy bones
Didn't know you write poems, for shizzle?

Home has been messy, been tidying up...hope to be @ the movies later though.

*acting dumb*.
Who is Shizzle oo. Abeg. I dont think I have seen anyone with such name since they born me!!

*this could be interesting, if she plays along* *chuckles...*




I like. . Going alone?

fellis: Continue pouring hot wax on people's necks
One day you'll get punched on the nose for it.

As for me my New Year's Eve this year will be super boring. I am going to be indoors with family this time around.

My firigbon will sheru bawon. If u understand that.


Why not sneak out, we could stay in your compound, gazing at the beautiful skies, with loads of stars, prolly we'll see some falling stars, seeing our names up in the sky written with knockouts. Item 7 included.




Now tell me you wont agree to this and I'll drop dead.

9icegee: *wot of tht babe hiding under the table... home alone k*

Egba mi oooooo.

luxanne: Lol...hello ranger, howdy?

Same ol' shid.... I'm home alone. Feel like getting down a poem or two. Buh I'm too lazy, no light on laptop, cant use my hand.


What's up??

Hell Yeah!


Next poster is reading this via phone

fellis: Thanks!

So what are your plans for new year's eve Emmyk? Are you going to throw knockout with your friends in the street?

Not really. I have not thrown Knockout for some years now. I'll like to play with Candle in church for the cross-over service. I so much love that. Puting the melted wax on my skin is sweet.

Then after that, I'll sprinkle the wax on someone's neck, and be like "Ohhh, sorry, twas a mistake "


*evil laugh*...

How about you?

Luxanne, I see you. *tips hat*.