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Benise: it was awesome hon! I missed u!

missed ya too *kisses*
what's up with you?


I'm just entering, went on an errand, about getting there, I saw some guys like 10 taking Igbos.. With frightening faces.

I surveyed round, luckily for me, I saw one that I know.
I was over-happy and was like, Brotha, you dont know me again? (how can he, in his highness?).

He said he does.... I passed without any Wahala.


Praise the Lawd.

#justpassingby#.

Join her whenever she farts, make your own more deadlier and sound more, so she would know how disgusting it is.

I have some friends, I guess they are very careless with their phones.

They forget phones inside Taxis so easily.

For me, the answer is NO. This is my 13th phone, since 2006. I havent lose out any. *adjusting agbada*

Excluding stolen phones. I was a victim

How about you?

coldgate: I have just thrown out Hubby's Bath Towel.

[quote author=big-t]Burn em up bro! [/quote]


@Op. I leave 'em to spoil beyond recognition, before I discard them.

Benise: hapi sunda guyz

happy sunday. How was service today?

Why not reset your password? Since you still have the simcard you registered with

Hmmmm

Hearing this, my whole life flashed infront of me!

"I'm going to die!" I thought to myself.

"Why did my uncle even say I should follow him sef?, cant he go alone ! ".

All these were the thoughts running through my mind amidst panting.

"Ahn fie Armed Robber!! "

I told my uncle in Yagba Language which translates to

"They said Armed Robber!!"

I thought he didnt hear the person that told us, because he was calmed, not even slowing down the car!

But, really in my mind, what I was saying was "Didnt you hear what was said, which part did you miss !"


Adrenaline started taking over. In a twinkle of an eye, I removed the seat belt, praaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


By that time, he should be going about 100km/h.

We are not going to run into this people, I thought.

Swiftly after removing the seat belt, I opened the car's door.

Forestmode on my mind .

He had to quickly park the car,.

I chuckled in my mind, you thought I wont jump abi?? , I thought.

jhydebaba: If the robbers didn't kill u I know for sure u'll come and finish ur story


I hate half story abi u dey try form suspense

Who told you there is no internet reception in Heaven?

@Cjotech, you can stop the facebook spamming.

mecus4love: how do i quote and comment on a post

so funny.

No. 3. It depends on the kinda drink you use the straw for, like, c'mon, coke is not an add substance that you need energy to take with straw.



Oh, by the way, I dont use pillow. (-1) for me.

9icegee: *i stick my neck in...empty room...no one's home*

Happy sunday, fella

Obinoscopy: They're watching the Nigerian match with Iraq, I guess. I'm watching it too. Its 3 - 0 already!

I see.. Happy sunday bo. How was service?

eriegua83: Men wear black suite on †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ BEST DAY (Wedding day) of their lives.

I mean, normal clothes, everday clothes.

Where is everybody

Same way you dont wear black clothes on a good day.

It's non-verbal communication.


It's gonna be weird, seeing a black house.

Good Morning buddies. How was/were your nights?


*runs back to room, watching Madagascar III*

No way dude. I'm still in the University.

I thought you wanna give tips.

Localamos: If you can't win an argument, correct their
grammar instead

"All is active "?
.
All are active.

Funny chap. You wanna use my words against me

Anyways, that's Concord for you.

"All" is an indefinate pronoun, so the verb must be in singular form - "Is".

"All three are active". That's another thing entirely.


[s] I'll change this siggy soon, because after typing new posts, I give all the words a long stare, questioning their existence, so that no one will quote my signature for me [/s]


That's by the way, so, how many email accounts do you have?

I have 3 - 2Ymails and 1Gmail, opened them in 2007 and 2009 respectively.

All is active. And I dont plan opening more.


What about you?

Avast Internet Security uh?


Problem will come when you try updating it with such keys... #talkingfromexperience#

Short story of my Journey to Edo state... https://www.nairaland.com/1491926/journey-edo

It was on a Sunday Morning; 28th July, 2013.

Just like every normal Sunday, I woke up, bathed, and got dressed for service.

It was an Estate in Ajaokuta, Kogi state, where I came to stay with my uncle and his family, since the commencement of ASUU strike.

My cousins were away, so we were just 4. My uncle, his wife, my cousins' cousin; that's to say my uncle's wife's niece; and myself.

After the never-quick-ending-service was over, we returned home.


I guess I'm used to 2hours sunday service in church. Anything more, I term it "Message Overload".

While eating the meal, my uncle called to me, "Emma, eat hurrily, you and I are leaving for Edo by 2:00pm.".


I was so excited, I'm going south for the first time.


Getting back to the Dinning table, you know, I started rolling my sleeves, adjusting my collar and declared to my cousins' cousin,


"I'm going to Edo today", shining my teeth alongside.

"whatever", she said, jealously.

I started counting out aloud the states I have been to in Nigeria, accompanying it with some etighi moves.

I love travelling, more as I hate it, because of insecurity on roads or accident.

I started reflecting when last I sinned, because I have this crazy impression that God too will be like "Revenge time", while I'm in sin, and travelling, hereby crashing the car, or sort of, you know crazy thoughts.


Something told me to dissemble my phones during the trip. I was like

No, God will keep me in this one., eventhough another voice was telling me, "for your mind abi??"

Anyways, I swiftly finished my food, went into my room to prepare.

I didnt even take any extra cloth, because we are returning next morning.

Uncle and I got into his car, prayed and off we went.

He was bringing up topics upon topics in our Yagba language, which didnt let me focus on the website I was then.


When we were around a formal Toll-Gate area around Okene, a car coming directly opposite us was waving us down, screaming at the top of his voice "Armed Robbers!!, Armed Robbers!!!"

News or wah?

9icegee: *hmmmm he spoke about writing style. Wow! Never knew i had style! Poor me! I think am starting to like this guy...is my head getting big? Well, i guess i already had an extra large head so where else can it expand to?... Leonardo da Vinci's lol i guess he didnt like my reaction to tht one...so i'l let him know i knew exactly wot he was talking about. But de question is how??...*

hahahahahaha. I like your sense of humour. . Keep it up bruv.