Culture › Re: The Average Nigerian Is Short by Emmyk(m): 9:56am On Oct 04, 2013 |
shymexx: Also, I don't know how Jamaica got so high on that list since the average Jamaican isn't taller than the average Nigerian.
Because they are high.  
So it might be Nigerian women because most of them are from 5'5 down -
you have a point there.
Anyway, if the list is for real, then I should be towering above everyone when I touch-down in naija soon. 
you lie.  |
Education › Re: Pls How Can I Get My Jamb Admission Letter by Emmyk(m): 9:44am On Oct 04, 2013 |
You'll buy an E-facility Jamb scratch card. Cost ₦1,500 outside, and ₦1,300. Goto Jamb site, select the year you did Jamb, click PRINT ADMISSION LETTER, enter the pin on the scratch card. That's all. |
Nairaland General › Re: People Call Me Desmond Elliot by Emmyk(m): 9:41am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Crap |
Nairaland General › Re: Top 20 Funny/amazing Phobias: Whats your phobia??? by Emmyk(m): 9:28am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Agoraphobia
Claustrophobia
Aquaphobia
Taepephobia (fear of been buried alive)
Cockroachphobia
Nomophobia
Homophobia |
Nairaland General › Re: Top 20 Funny/amazing Phobias: Whats your phobia??? by Emmyk(m): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2013 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Top 20 Funny/amazing Phobias: Whats your phobia??? by Emmyk(m): 9:20am On Oct 04, 2013 |
How in God's name do they come up with this crazy and ludicrious names,  See this one => AtAlektorophobia. Is it not to just tell someone that you're scared of chickens or, "Hey, I have phobia for chickens," rather than cracking your head to remember this AtAlektorophobia of a name, trash.  |
Nairaland General › Re: Can You Destroy Your Academic Certificates If Offered 15 Million Naira To Do So? by Emmyk(m): 9:05am On Oct 04, 2013 |
uboma: I wouldn't destroy my hard earned certificates for any amount in this world... bobo, talk is cheap boy.   . Go boil rice! |
Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Emmyk(m): 8:53am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Yeah. All right now, listen up! Things are gonna be different around here now that Emmyk's Rango's in town. Got some new rules;
I want my shoe shined every mornin', my coffee hot, danish on the side. Whatever you do, don't look me in the eye! Stay out of my peripheral vision!
When you see me comin', stand aside. I take large steps and I don't want none of you hayseeds gettin' your bodily fluids on my boots! |
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Occupation Of The Nairalander Above You. by Emmyk(m): 8:34am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Laybira #yorubaaccent.   |
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Recommend Any Christian Song by Emmyk(m): 8:30am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Artist- Flo. Track- Twale. Go figure. |
Forum Games › Re: Post Your First Ever Comment On Nairaland Here. by Emmyk(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2013 |
*thinking*, what could have led to asking this question, cant I just use google? Not bad sha. Thanks man  |
Forum Games › Re: Match A Nairalander With The Username Above You by Emmyk(m): 8:18am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Obadiah777 |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Emmyk(m): 5:23pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Goodnews is a bible version  |
Culture › Re: The Average Nigerian Is Short by Emmyk(m): 5:17pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
5'5?? Haba! |
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Occupation Of The Nairalander Above You. by Emmyk(m): 4:58pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Alagbede.  |
Forum Games › Re: Match A Nairalander With The Username Above You by Emmyk(m): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
WackyJ |
Forum Games › Re: Post Your First Ever Comment On Nairaland Here. by Emmyk(m): 4:51pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
144pages here, cant open, Afam4eva. I need help.
I think I know what is is sha. |
Forum Games › Re: Meet Your Birthday Mate........... by Emmyk(m): 4:36pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
10/10  . October Tenth. |
Forum Games › Re: Let Us Set World Record For Counting 1-100,000,000,000 by Emmyk(m): 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Goodluck with your quest. Adios  |
Nairaland General › Re: Are You Scared Of Death? by Emmyk(m): 4:26pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Popowaa: Are you not scared one of us will go first? dont worry about people, they'll all die someday.  I'm not scared of death. |
Nairaland General › Re: What Has Been Yr Experience With The Nigerian Police? by Emmyk(m): 4:22pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
I dont have an experience with them |
Career › Re: Questions That Will Help You Find Out Your True Self. by Emmyk(m): 10:46pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
46. So spot on.  |
Computers › Re: Philip Emeagwali – Genius Or Crook? by Emmyk(m): 10:18am On Oct 02, 2013 |
Hmmmn |
Nairaland General › Re: 12 Shocking Facts About Nigeria by Emmyk(m): 9:35am On Oct 02, 2013 |
Why then are they not showcasing any of these birds on Natgeowild?  |
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Why ASUU Is On Strike: This Is Your University! by Emmyk(m): 9:25am On Oct 02, 2013 |
See epistle! Enough stories already.
Next news I wanna read is "ASUU Calls off strike". |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Emmyk(m): 9:20am On Oct 02, 2013 |
Phone is a blessing as well as a curse. How was you night guys? I'm listening to Flo - Twale mp3. It's making me cry.  |
Politics › Re: How France Would Have Leveled Nigeria Over Bakassi by Emmyk(m): 5:36pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Okay o |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Emmyk(m): 5:22pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
"Near Nigeria, Madam Alima starts picking sweet container at kekere company". Mhen, I was crazy in secondary school, that's a quotation I used, after "hello hello let big boys come near our farm". Not my fault, I was an art student  |
Nairaland General › Re: Talent- Mans Development Or Blessing?? by Emmyk(m): 5:18pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Talent,...it's a blessing which is perfected with little hardwork(development. See this instance, I can sing perfectly with a sweet voice, (born with it), I have an edge, all I need is a little work. But you, you that you cant sing well naturally,...you will develop your voice for years, without it leveling up with mine. You dig?  |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Emmyk(m): 3:34pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Down Nepa. Omo, we are not even having light to celebrate our independence day. What's for lunch? |
Culture › Re: People Dnt Seem To Understand that Black Is Beautiful by Emmyk(m): 7:19pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
She's looking like a cartoon |
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Emmyk(m): 7:02pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Saying all these wont end ASUU strike  |