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that will nt stop PDP from rigging the election.

bustyhelen:
By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I know it sounds strange that at this time and age, there could be a
virgin in her thirties but that’s exactly what I am. I’m currently
dating a man that’s a few years older than I am and it will be a matter
of weeks for sex to be on the cards.

In the meantime, we send each other steamy text messages on what we’d
like to do to each other and we’ve even had MouthAction.

I’m however nervous about full penetration. I once tried sex with a
previous boyfriend but he had trouble entering me as I wasn’t fully
relaxed or aroused. I am worried the same thing would happen with the
new man.
Please help!

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/help-30s-still-virgin/


Not me ooo, I got it from Vanguard oooo. LOL

yez lah, it's nt u. i knw u cn't be a virgin except u r willing to prove me wrong.

@MISSMOSSY ma Pretty queen, I LL MARRY dat gal. I told her dat i luv her buh she is doubting me.
Smbody pls help me to tell her dat if, luv wz a mountain, ma luv 4 her is EVEREST. @MISSMOSSY I LUV U. 4get this crap list, on ma own list u r number 1 nd no one else beneath u.

the number 1 is " I LUV U".

it doesn't mk d mentality a fallacy.

ireneony:
I was wowed when i saw this on Facebook ......

dats one of d silly tinz boiz do because of PUNA.

she is mad ni. cn't u c d expression on her face? she is feeling lyk a goddess. honestly, she will forever disrespect d guy and always treat him lyk a mumu dat he is.

TonYzeallY:
I'm realy did dat only Twice,they re
girls dat let pple around b'liev dat they re too beautiful n classic to
be Bleeped...but dat was 1999...i was 15, i'm grown mehn!

*passing by*1999, armed robber fe pa daddy olamide*singing*

freecocoa:
My dear I'm telling you what I know, it happened to me and some other girls I know.

Someone guys lie about it even to their friends.

i knw, buh in most cases, it really happened.

tosyne2much:
I will neva lose my virginity. Nevaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

Not even at gun point

i still stick to ma word.

[quote author=freecocoa
post=28947467]The most annoying thing is that they prolly didn't sleep
with the girl sef, they just lie shamelessly.[/quote]no, dat one is rare. wen a boy sleeps with a gal, especially those kinda gal dat usually form hard to get or d DEEPER life gal dat u will fink she doesn't knw what is called a D.ICK, Wen d boy gets to bleep or get down with d aforementioned, d urge will surely be there to share it among his friends cos he sees it as a good news.

tosyne2much:
nevaaaaaaaaa !!!!

And I will never not until after I get married

it is easy to cook rich fried rice and chicken with mouth.

naijaboiy:
Bros na that one enter your mind

Sheeeee u no knw say @MARIEOLAE na virgin? Dats y I wrote FRESH APPLE

bustyhelen:
Yemi Alade steps out in distress ripped jeans.

Can you wear this?

As for me, no, I'm not mad. Lol

R u trying to say she is mad?

I'm optimistic that this thread will make front page. @moderator, let it materialize.

UchihaMadara:
WRONG!!!

OP, Just walk up to the girl you like with a lot of confidence (just close your eyes and imagine you just killed about 10 Lions).

Then say to her:

"Excuse me! Are you affiliated with Google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for."

Works every time!

The gal will gv him dat welcoming smile

marieolae:
Well mine happened 2
months ago.

It was actually on a sunday. We came back from church. It was my aunt
and I who were at home. We heard a knock on the door, so we expected it
to be some family members.

I answered the door nd saw 3 guys and a lady. I didn't recognise them
from anywhere and I thought they had gotten the wrong house. They asked
for " femi" or so. I told them that they were at the wrong house. They
told me to ask my aunt If she knew any "femi" around the area. They
insisted, so I left the door slightly open and hurried into the kitchen
so that my aunt could help these people out.

On my way to the kitchen, they rushed inside the house. They brought out
their guns and ordered us to lay on the floor. We followed their
instructions. They stole as much as they could. Money, my phone, gold,
food, laptops everything.

To cut the long story short, these arm robbers got away with it. The
police made no effort to find them, and they are on the loose right now.

thank God they didn't demand to av a taste of ur fresh apple.

dsegun1:
Good day,
We are FMCG national company with significance in Nigeria and abroad.
There are slots for Sales Assistant at our Lagos Area Office.
Key function: to ensure daily sales of the company's brands.
Qualification:SSCE/OND at most
There is attractive basic salary.
Contact:08030655540,08079084989.

isn't it obvious dat it's a scam?

i need a job. kindly drop any available job in your office or ya friend's office.
it can be a clerical job, office assistant, cleaner or any other job.
so far it's a legal job, i ll do it. m waiting, tnks in advance.

i wz watching an event on tv one time lyk dat, could u believe wah d MC
said? He said, let d Ordinary people sit at d back and let d
important people occupy d front seat. In my mind, i said to myself whaaaaaat? Wah a displeasing statement. The ushers should be left to do their job, nt d MC doing d ushers job.

[quote author=Tinubu
post=28932564]I will ask for my portion of the Jollof rice. After all,
that's the major reason why I am even there in the first place.



Once my Jollof has been served, I will make a dignified exit...[/quote]i guess ya naje is EBINA

[quote
author=mayapop post=28932546]if it's for an elderly
person, i'll keep my cool and move on to another seat, if it's just for
someone i don't find respectful, then we'll deal with the shiit ryt
there [/quote]u sound lyk sm1 who will lyk trouble.
wah will it tk u to just leave quietly? it will save u a lot.

number 5 saved this thread 4rm boredomness

farano:
Because when I hug some guys, it always
feels like they are squeezing my chest against them. I don't know if
guys try to feel something from a hug?

na wa oh... even with a frowned face, u r beautiful.

she said president nt jonathan

ok let me share it.
here is hw the story goes:
my guy went to spend holiday with his cousins during a festive season
lyk we r nw. his cousin usually host a lot of friends in their exotic
home during this season. friends, family from outside and within d
country usually visit to av fun, gist and av memorable and interesting
moments together.
my friend, met dis exquisite and vwy appealing girl, tho she's 4rm
nigeria buh her facial appearance looks lyk d one frm L.A. the both of
them got talking and he confessed dat he really fancied her and she
fancied too...
on a particular day, everyone wz in d room discussing as
usual at night, others slept off, jez d two of them were awake, suddenly, d gal said to
him dat her laps is aching her that he should help her to massage it.
perhaps she will feel better. Mind u, d gal wz sporting a mini skirt.
Which sane and potent man will massage a gal's laps nd nt feel Hot? D
libido apparently rise. one thing let to d other and d male PENCIL
entered into d female's SHARPENER.

farano:
*hiohiohiohiohio*

wah does dah mean?





i guess it means YEZ u av seduced sm1 b4 nd it wz a terrific experience

Hazardd:
Share yours first.

read d post very well, i posted dat i'm yet to av an experience buh i ll share dat of ma friends. u 1st.

pinkycute:
Dats me too without no makeup

Infact" I hate makeup

#lolzzzzzzzz

buh we dn't knw u. u r a NAIRAbrity nt a CELEbrity.

lalasticlala:
Thanxxx dear

i wish to marry a blogger, will u marry me?

i luv u@LALASTICLALA

i dn't drink, i dn't smoke, i'm nt a flirt. will u marry me? @op