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[quote author=kelechiMarie
post=28583239]Great write-up but i know most of them thanks to my
english teacherI used to think she was mean but i now i know
better[/quote]wah r u feeling lyk nw?

mifavour:
muah!

wow....d sweetest and d 1st e-kiss dat ah will get on nairaland.

do u mind us taking it into real life?

number 3 is d pinnacle. dats wah will really attract him. especially, wen it is applied to d cleavage.
jez open it a bit, use groundnut oil to rub it, so dat it cn really
shine in order of achieve d aim of delighting d eyes. trust me, he won't
waste time to approach u....

faithugo64:
op if they see you as a sex tool it simply means you look/act like one

if you want responsible girls and a serious r/ship, then be responsible!

is dat ur b.f? @ur dp. galz also see such men as a SEX tool.

mifavour:
a month $150k for gini
with that money i'll build houses.
invest in many things.

smtin will always attract a boy to a gal. 4 some galz, it's d Big BACKYARD d gal is carrying dat will fascinate boiz.
As for U, I must confess, i wz attracted by ur lips. They luk kissable, fascinating, yummy*even without kissing it yet*....
Can i kiss u?

vonn:
I wudnt b askin if I did

he will aim to be d one to DIG u 1st.

Teephive:
pls y

he will wanna be d 1st to ENTER THE PLACE lyk dat song by 2face.

vonn:
And what happens if you do?

lyk u dn't knw wah will happen, u knw joorh.

kozaic:
Y re u picking offense?


He's among d lucky 30percent

another lie. He's d number 1 on the 70 per cent list, dats all.

kozaic:
Nope

liar. So he won't be counted among d 70 per cent ryt?

kozaic:
70percent of nl guyz re guilty of the aforementioned!

is ur b.f on nairaland?

pweetixandy:
lol..why wld I be pained becos of d comparison,I know d truth

m glad u knw the truth, and wah ah typed earlier wz ntn bt d TRUTH.

pweetixandy:
ok

e pain her sha

shokky24:
Really?,handsome?



Handsome my foot

hae pweety, Ur V is more attractive dan ur fine face@ur DP

pweetixandy:
I swear when I saw ur pix,thought it was me o! Weird but I think we look alike,somehow. U are fine,expect PMs like cray!

u don't look like her jooooorh. U luk like u were born in nigeria, she luks like she wz born in L.A.

10. Dont't tell him you are a VIRGIN.

phrenoz:
...too "feminine"...okay den..rub ur face
with really hard charcoal and sit close to fire for 24hours...lift a
rock and smash it all over ur body...e.t.c...I'm sure dats "masculine"
enough for u. Lol...no need to thank me.

lol, u r a sinister cosmetics experts....no thank u.

lyk she cares@ALL of u mking heart breaking comments

@op are these tips for males too? they sound too feminine

because na girl create dis thread nw, them go put am for front page. as if there r no other homogenous thread.
@mod, if u lyk let her YANSH u to put d thread on d front page, na u knw.

if it's nt rice, it cn nvr be like rice. gone r d days wen u eat rice only on christmas day. d world is evolving and d way we eat rice too is evolving.
nowadays, we voraciously eat rice, be it home, sch, naming ceremony, office, wedding ceremony e.t.c
i cn frankly xay if rice is absent in any party then, the party is incomplete.

bk to d matter*open nd close*, d food dat cn effectively replace rice? hmmmm which food would dat be? solid foods will do e.g pounded yam nd egusi soup(efo riro), afang soup and garri(eba). basically, let's jez xay our own traditional delicacies will replace rice.

galz ehn ur wahala too much. if he is d type dat doesn't talk, u ll complain, nw he's talking too much, u r still complaining.
@op u knw what? I knw u've broke up wid him in ya heart buh u r yet to officially announce to him dat u r fed up and u cn no longer continue wid d relationship. Leave him and cum to me. i'm free frm all d faults dat he possess.
Btw, ion fink i cn date a gal who lives in d BUSH

lyly911:
i love jollof rice especially the party type

it's ur type dat go to parties jez cos of JOLLOF RICE. Most importantly, i'm sure u do d*mo gbo mo branch* i.e going to a party without prior invitation jez cos of JOLLOF RICE.

izaray:
Seriously, dat was how my little frnd on FB
told me, a guy on social network asked her to snap her body and send to
him can u imagine!

here on nairaland, galz cn pretend. lie dat u've nvr send a guy ur unclad picture b4.

kennygee:
I have never liked his songs.

Olamide fans, Oya, defend your Idol.

mstchewwwww, lyk u r nt one of his groupies.

dat fool is rejoicing. dn't u knw some cries r cries of DECEIT? Wen a man wants to get down wid u, he ll quickly form tears.

LEvuls:
are u begging her now
anywhere its why we have this topic

amebo.