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ubunja:
"you made me spread my bad side with you"...
That's all women are looking for. A man to show their darkness to. Women spread their darkness to other women all day long. If you have ever eavesdropped on that girl chat you'll know women are very very explicit in their sexual talk, like Indecency explicit, and they use the most vulgar terms ever,, but when they interact with men they switch to clean vocabulary. But they really love a guy they can be explicit and vulgar with. So when they find such a guy he becomes valuable. Now to learn later on the guy was just faking everything,,,, well it pisses them off.

What we fail to realize as men is that the world is like one big prison for women. It's a man's world. Women can't speak, dress or live the way they really want cause they've to project that image that will be favorable with men so they can benefit from men.

Which means women ,for the most part, live fake lives to impress men. So that one man who has it in him to allow a woman to express her truth and show her darkness, that man they'll love. It's one of the reasons why women will always have a special place in their heart for players, thugs and lowlife jerks. Those guys are not fazed by female nature. They have the darkness to match the darkness of women. And in them women find a kindred spirit.

Remember women are drawn to men more depraved than themselves because 1)no judgment 2)women feel at home around these men 3) women feel a moral superiority 4)women get to satisfy that "beauty saving the beast" instinct in them by trying to purify the man.

Many times a woman will dump a good man and go back to her lowlife ex boyfriend who has no morals and lives a depraved life cause she feels at home in that moral darkness and there's no judgment. Where the good guy had a moral superiority over her and she kept trying to live up to his standards,,,, with a lowlife thug SHE has the moral upper hand and the jerk has to struggle to live up to her standards. For many women this is a far better setup than having a man who's morally better than you who makes you look like the devil of the couple. Women want to be the angel of the couple.

Ubunja, ma pa mi now.

pocohantas:
1) The most annoying behaviour has to be sitting in the front seat and not having the decency to use your seatbelt until my car’s stereo pauses. You hear the car beeping, signalling you to use your seatbelt and you still ignore it. What is your problem exactly?

Nothing annoys me more than that.

2) Second on the list has to be people who are very mouthed while riding shotgun. “Follow that man”, “omo you done dull, that car done chance us”, “if na me we for done reach house”.

I used to have a colleague like that. One day I gave him the key and told him to drive himself home, then I will drive myself home from his place. He said he can’t drive automatic. That whenever he drives an automatic, it’ll be like he wants to have an accident. Can you beat that?

3) Why carry strangers in your back seat? I never did that. My back seat was reserved for my bag, food flask and all that. I only move them if the occupants are known people, not strangers. You want to strangle me from the back and I will get tagged olosho when my dead body is dumped somewhere? Nahhhh!

You are a bigz girl. Make you show love na.

TemiGod:
Let me make an attempt at this




Scenario 1

Dear Gloriousgbola,
Thank you for your feedback on your electric blender. We deeply apologize for the damage caused to your product as this is a very rare occurrence that may have occurred whilst your order was being shipped.

We are already working on sending you another product which you will receive within 24 hours as well as a further 5% discount.

We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this has caused. We hope to get your feedback after you receive you order. Thank you for shopping with xyz!

Kwin Poco,
Xyz company.


How did I do?

You did fantastically well. You are hired.

Well done.

Why are you guys going to whatsapp? Say everything you need to say here so future applicants can find useful information here. I don't know why you all go to whatsapp. Na wa oh.

Joshxeathzee:
How many hours this test be?
No be Computer based ?
This sitting no be for here oooh

Let us know how it goes.

Lavendra:
I picked no and I was rejected. That was around Feb this year. Then last week I was accepted all of a sudden oh.

You did not reapply for the new recruitment?

You wrote the online assessment test?

ahnie:
I m the meal provider,not my husband.God is the strength giver.

But honestly the prices of food stuff just dey kill me

Na wa hoe. You can not cover your husband up? Na you be provider in your house?

Lavendra:
My physical assessment is on Saturday at PH. My NYSC is still inview so i don't have the certificate yet. Is there any need to go? Will I be asked to leave at this point?

While registering, did you pick yes? "completed nysc?"

Hussen24:
NYSC recruitment is ongoing...

Abeg, how do we apply?

businesslandnig:
I will advise your sister to go for the Zenith Bank Offer....

1. I guess what you mean by 'Contract ' is that she is a seconded staff. Being a seconded staff does not deny her any benefit- as she will be entitled to HMO, and Pension. Outsourcing is only a cost saving strategy for the bank. Every employment is a contract.

2. Employee Value Proposition: A lot of job-seekers don't understand the value of having a big-brand on their CV, It confers some credibility in future career pursuit. As a Recruiter, they are caliber of candidates you don't get to 'interview' you woo them, simply on account of where they work. Its called EVP.

3. In 2022, two years is a long time for the Gen Z, gone are days of long-service award.

4. There is nothing like permanent job in today's world... Every employment offer today has a clause that gives the employer right to terminate your employment with or without cause.
5. Work-Life Balance You can imagine what getting home by 6pm as against 8pm will do to her health and social life

6. Lastly, is the obvious reason, the salary and transport cost difference.

Germane point.

bukatyne:
In today's reality, the manufacturing sector is struggling under cost of alternate power (diesel), cost of raw materials, cost of transportation, sourcing for FX for their raw materials.

So if they are not manufacturing what people can absolutely do without and/or manufacturing the affordable brands of essentials, then it is well.

I think she should review both packages. I am seriously biased towards the Bank job because it is much closer to the house and pays more.

The financial sector also seems more 'secure' than the manufacturing sector right now.

However, I remember that even banks have their retrenchment waves.

It is well.

These things are bringing the country's realities to the fore.

I like you. Very intelligent woman.

Connected1:
#1500 daily for food?

Rent and miscellaneous nkor.

Is #1500 even enough for feeding daily, unless you will have to eat what you dislike, inflation rate is high.

True talk.

Kelvinnchucks:
Nah.. it's just stupid asking for salary at the first stage when the probability you'll be picked is low.
And guess what people do it everytime. Some would only submit CV and start asking for salary.

Quiet. It's not stupid. It doesn't matter whether first stage or not. It's for future purpose. The next set of graduate trainee too may need the information.

Make una dey tell us salary. Go and check the surviving thread. People are going through a lot. They must know if it's worth it or not.

adesbaba:
Someone wants to make a decision between two offers

All of them nor dey like answer this salary question. Be like say them swear oath not to reveal it.

koldej:
Ajao estate ... 500 naira for food in d morning... 400 naira for food in d nyt... 300 for miscellaneous

It will satisfy you?

A.

A

A

Lovelydaisies:
I meant what I said o. I just didn't write it well in the first sentence.

You slept on it. I meant after you have finished telling him that you are married. The guy want make una just dey.........

Cirochukade:
The only problem is that the recruitment site may not allow you to proceed to the next page of application if they designed it that way

What if you were able to proceed without hindrance?

Will there be a problem if you are eventually hired?

Mohit007:
Connect de everywher, mate.. A friend of mine elder bro, is d APC national publicity sec. And di boy happens to get a work wit a bank at age 32, Guess what di bro gave as terms; employ my friend and he'd be our acc mgr. Now they invested wit di bank worth 20bn and di bank just rented an apartment for him in wuse, + car..

Wow! Abeg who get connect? I nor get money to pay though. I want federal government job. Send a dm make we talk.

Lovelydaisies:
Thanks. By the way, I meant you are both a decent person and decent spender.

Lori iro. After you have finished serving him.

Mohit007:
Find a connect and age won't be a barrier. Age palaver started when they don't need much applicants, so it creates rooms for underground slots.

Una too like connect. Nor be federal government job joorh. Na bank job.

What is the implication of applying for a graduate trainee job that specifies age limit below your age?

Lovelydaisies:
No, I'm not based in Lagos but I live with my family (married) in the East.

Commot there. @mexyz.

Mexyz:
And btw, you look very beautiful

Don't do that. Married man with wife and children.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I don answer this question more dan 20x here..


Alota place in Lagos..


I even de ASHAWOO house now..


let me tell u some few places..


Bariga shomolu.. more than 20 ASHAWOO house they der and de are cheap, 5h, 1k u go NACK ASHAWOO and SUUCK BOBZ join..


ikeja under bridge computer VILLAGE, na der I NACK yesterday.. more than 12 ASHAWOO house de dat area, infact u go even see 3 different ASHAWOO house for one STREET, Also 5h, 1k..


ifako gbagada, the most popular ASHAWOO house der is called 99, also u can find more than 7 ASHAWOO house der, na der I NACK Las week, 5h 1k


places like ikorodu Igbogbo, popotery hotel and lots more..


make I stop here..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You don't just write these things, you are practicing it.

prepresh:
Most times 200(tfare to and fro work), sometimes nothing at all, few times like 1k(fruits for the week) then, once in a month 62k for cooking. I cook once a month and on few occasions I spend anything depending on what I'm buying.

You be woman. You go get man wey dey sponsor you. Go and sit down. Let men talk.

OvertheTop:
Did You observe that: There is Almost NO women on this thread....
The Single one that are here are still looking for the MAN to Inherit the Bill she is paying at the Moment!

You are not nice.

OvertheTop:
A married man Spending 8k,15k,20k daily.....Wow

That's about 300k per month not including Rent (abt 300k/Year), School fee(abt 350k/Year for 2 kids)
Total About 1Million per Year.....
and you still want to Build your own House......like 20M


No Wonder Married Men Die Quickly of financial Pressure from thinking and HBP
and Single ladies see it as a 100% trophy when they get married( They have Seen who to inherit all the Financial burden of her life)

Despise all this your Heavy Sacrifices, You might Still have a Wife that will Not be satisfied with all your Efforts and would Sill be Nagging, Telling you:
what Are you doing with Money?
you are not Doing Enough....
Look at your mates etc.

Men!!! Don't bite More than You can Chew....Women(wife) need to Support You financially too.


imaging losing that Source of income that Pays the 1M/Year...
You need Try at every point to cut cost and save for the rainy day
Always save for yourself too.... very key. At Old age You will observe that all those you had labored(wife and kids) for Might not really Reciprocate the Sacrifices you made for them(in most cases, they don't).

To prove this, check when a man loses the source of the 1M/Year (eg, job)
he received Hostilities from his family that he had been sacrificing for.... get Abused by his Wife etc.

A man is usually lonely in old age and his Money(if he saved any for himself ) might be his only shock Absorber.
so Married men, cut Cost compulsorily! and Save for your Old age!

For the Unmarried Folks,

Don't Marry a Liability Lady or make her contribute financially from Business or job
Don't have More kids than you can take care of..
if possible have several source of income and be Buoyant before going into marriage o.

Marriage is an achievement for the women especially when she is married to a financially responsible man.

EasyQel:
500N per day as a single guy

Lori iro. How do you cope?