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Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Emodeee: 7:25am On Jul 04, 2023
Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.
Ten is happening.
Properties › Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by Emodeee: 8:20am On May 16, 2023
Emodeee:
Anybody in V.I? like a roommate. Somebody already living there. Perhaps a two bedroom apartment where I will have my own room and you will have yours. A male preferably.
Nobody yet?
Properties › Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by Emodeee: 12:53pm On May 07, 2023
Emodeee:
Anybody in V.I? like a roommate. Somebody already living there. Perhaps a two bedroom apartment where I will have my own room and you will have yours. A male preferably.
Anybody?
Properties › Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by Emodeee:
Anybody in V.I? like a roommate. Somebody already living there. Perhaps a two bedroom apartment where I will have my own room and you will have yours. A male preferably.
Politics › Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by Emodeee: 8:45am On Mar 14, 2023
Omooba77:
Buhari New Naira Note and Cashless Policy achieved?
Absolute suffering.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Emodeee: 8:31am On Mar 14, 2023
Oyindamolah:
Yes, start by using Google to narrow your search. You are in a location where you have Eleganza, power oil, tintomatoes, dangote refinery and many other factories.
Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment 2022 by Emodeee: 1:39am On Mar 14, 2023
ennyj01:
No age requirement.
Thank you very much.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment 2022 by Emodeee: 12:41am On Mar 14, 2023
Please is there age restriction for PWC graduate programme? Though no age stated in the job advert but some of these organisations are silent about age requirement but they usually consider it before inviting candidates for the next stage of the recruitment process. Can above 26 applicant apply for PWC graduate programme?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Emodeee: 2:21pm On Mar 13, 2023
Hello everybody.

Any teaching job around ibeju lekki?

Will like to teach commerce or any social science subject aside economics and government.

Please send a mail. Thank you.
Career › Re: NSIA Insurance Assessment by Emodeee: 7:43pm On Mar 03, 2023
Mynana:
Just basic questions. Introduce yourself, your short term goals, why insurance company(especially if it’s not insurance you studied), what you know about the company, what you know about insurance, etc.

Were you scheduled for an interview?
Did you use phone for the test?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Emodeee: 9:05am On Dec 31, 2022
Hussen24:
Urgent please, what is the take home for FAAN.. Federal Airport Authority
Is there opportunity there currently?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by Emodeee: 3:59pm On Dec 30, 2022
Is it just me? Anytime I try to login to the zenith bank page after registration, I keep getting invalid credentials. I even tried to register with another mail, it's the same.

What is the solution? Who is experiencing the same?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Zenith Bank Aptitude Test 2020 by Emodeee: 2:54pm On Dec 30, 2022
Is it just me? Anytime I try to login to the zenith bank page after registration, I keep getting invalid credentials. I even tried to register with another mail, it's the same.

What is the solution? Who is experiencing the same?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Leadway Assurance Graduate Trainee Test by Emodeee: 8:56pm On Dec 19, 2022
Somebody should create WhatsApp group and send the link here.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Premium Trust 2022 Graduate Trainee Program: Apply by Emodeee: 10:41am On Nov 07, 2022
aurorae1:
I was able to finish.
It opened another page(traffic, you're not a bot page), after the first assessment page.
Did you submit?
TV/Movies › Re: 2022 Bbnaija Season 7 Level Up Vote Results From Week One By Multichoice by Emodeee: 7:09pm On Oct 07, 2022
Phynacheesy. baddest girl. Another mercy.
Career › Re: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by Emodeee: 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2022
Timmyboyisreal:
Regret mail after panel interview...
All these company, them go package the message well not to make you feel bad. No wonder it's called love lettercheesy. Sorry though. Better luck next time.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Union Bank Sales Graduate Trainee 2022 by Emodeee: 6:13pm On Sep 09, 2022
halliruumar:
I went to the Assessment center today in Abuja and I have to say this is one of the best interview experience I have ever had. Seamless and time effective. One individual presentation and One group presentation.
Nice.
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Elantraceey by Emodeee: 6:06pm On Sep 09, 2022
elantraceey:
You alone knows what you were saying. My chest have never been dry.
Really! Show me. Guess he posted a photo of you with a dry chestcheesy.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Emodeee: 6:23am On Sep 09, 2022
Splendour99:
Neatly used large print KJV English/Yoruba Bible for sale at a giveaway price.
It has name markings on the front and side.

Price: 4,000.

0812-----711-------5160

Gbagada, Lagos.
Why do you want to sell it?
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Elantraceey by Emodeee: 6:20am On Sep 09, 2022
Emodeee:
Ur lines r dry lyk elantraceey's chest.
Elantraceey. Throwback. Your chest is no more dry nowcheesy.
Career › Re: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by Emodeee: 2:02pm On Sep 08, 2022
LaPrinZ:
I applied oooo
Yet to receive an acknowledgement mail
Who else is in my shoeshuh?
Are people receiving acknowledgement mail?
Career › Re: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by Emodeee: 10:39pm On Sep 07, 2022
[quote author=Timmyboyisreal post=116449452][/quote]Kosija ni church, shadua kin shamicheesy. It means you can apply.
Career › Re: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by Emodeee: 10:37pm On Sep 07, 2022
LaPrinZ:
Access bank Entry level Tech recruitment..
From 7th September to 14th September 2022

Please what's the age limithuh
Just apply. Them nor put age limit na. You will know if you are not called.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Emodeee: 11:47am On Aug 15, 2022
Castleberry:
Breakfast
How person nor go add weight?cheesy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Fake Being A Christian As An Atheist In Nigeria? by Emodeee: 7:34am On Aug 15, 2022
zedman1:
" Religion is like a pen*is, it's perfectly normal to have one and take pride in it, but when you pull it out and rub it in my face, my dear, we'll have a problem". That's how long I've been seeing religion through many years, but these days I don't even know if I have a pen*s. I just believe there's a higher being ( God, if you may call Him/Her/It that), I don't like pen*ses anymore.
Why not use vagina?cheesy.
Politics › Re: Education Is Not For The Poor - Peter Obi On School Fees Hike in 2006 - TheCable by Emodeee: 7:14am On Aug 15, 2022
Person wey go run capitalist societycheesy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Fake Being A Christian As An Atheist In Nigeria? by Emodeee: 10:26pm On Aug 14, 2022
Sojourner2000:
Lol �, So you think we won't have a "Civilized" or "law abiding" or "morally upright" populace or society if there was no such thing as religion?

Can you list out any good religion has done for humanity?
If somehow you can, list out the evil atrocities religion has has done to humanity since its inception.
Then weigh both on a scale and let us know your observation.
Look, I'm neither for nor against. Don't stress mecheesy. Was just buttressing his point.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Fake Being A Christian As An Atheist In Nigeria? by Emodeee: 9:42pm On Aug 14, 2022
CaveAdullam:
1. If atheists fake being religious, it is same camouflaging game religious leaders and followers play. Atheists fake their original stance to save their heads in a world filled with billions of humans who can't reason with their brains. While the religious pretend to be so to fulfill their billion and one selfish gains - "God bless me" is the root and entirety of their faith.

2. Once you declare against the religious faith, you are deemed stupid, rebellious, and not mature enough, however, this is the truth about religious people.

3. What about religious confirmation bias - a coincidence that gave rise to their testimonies; time and chance which favored them and they attribute it to their prayers and fasting? Even reason cannot help where confirmation bias is glaring. Reason is conflict and self-injury. Better to remain in the religious hole than jettison cherished ideas and beliefs.

4. Notwithstanding, aside from taking religious tales and fables literally, if all can open their minds to the significance behind religious metaphors and allegories, we will find out that religion is "the opium of the masses". The lessons encapsulated in religious texts and the idea/concept of God are a true and solid pillar holding the human civilization. Remove these from the human equation, and watch the world crumble in 60minutes.

Thanks.
If not, people would just be doing the way they like. We would have a lawless, absolutely immoral society.
Christianity Etc › Re: In 70 Years Of RCCG; Have You Been To Redemption Camp? by Emodeee: 10:56am On Aug 14, 2022
checky619:
Yes to catch babes and cruise all those years... God forgive me, thank God say I don change
cheesy. Bad guy.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Chinwo Kisses Her Husband Pastor Blessed At Their Church Wedding by Emodeee: 9:16am On Aug 14, 2022
okomile:
Congrats

Eyin iyawo o ni m'eeni ooooo
Amin
The husband will pronounce your username after the weddingcheesy.

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