₦airaland Forum

10. When they are about to give you the “youths of today” speech.



Just don't biko

9. How the pharmacist looks at you if you don’t have a ring on your finger:


See your life

8. When you buy things you don’t need just to shift attention from the condoms


See money I'm wasting

7. You, when someone just walks in and shouts “give me gold circle



Boss!

6. When you see someone from church enter the pharmacy


Hay God!

5. You, pretending to consider other items



As if it's not condom you're there for

4. When you enter the pharmacy and the place is full of old people



God forbid

3. You, praying that the pharmacist is not one middle-aged Nigerian woman.


I don't need the judgement

2. You, calculating whether to buy condoms now or free and buy pampers later


Is the shame worth it?

1. When you need condoms but none of your friends are around to steal from

Nawa!

Tundeiab:
Your own woman no be used product?

All are used products, my woman, your woman, all!

SillyeRabbit:
End time. But to touch little boys is crime, right ?

Like you said 'little' boys. That means they are underage and not prepared to have sex yet

A country that takes human right serious.

Kudos

Linda should put this news on her blog or....

Berrymoss:

Check your mail. Sent one

valilo20:
God help Us

You people have started again. God will come down and kill them fulanis for you, ok?

gozzlin:
Quite hilarious.

And to think that Olamide threw a tantrum, or should I say went berserk at the headies earlier this year over the issue of Lil kesh not receiving the highly coveted award. Now, Kesh the ingrate has turned round to bite the finger that fed it.

I think this spells doom for his music career. He's a highly deluded fellow if he assumes he'll succeed like Wizkid who also broke away from his label. Kesh is not as talented as Wizkid by a long shot.

Anyways, let's watch and see how he'll fare in the turf. A year or two will be enough to assess him.

Nigerians!

So it's now a bad idea for a boy to become a man?

The young shall grow, Kesh believes he has grown so wish him well.
Bad belle

0ubenji:
I tot ppl learnt from dbanj's case

D'banj?? D'banj made the right choice and is reaping the benefit with his international fame, instead of remaining with Don Jazzy and being a local champion

Being the best selling African artist of 2014 is not beans

hopeka:
u'r stil askin again? beta gnld n keep watch of d address cos they wil send u anoda invite if u dn't go.

I'm not saying it may not be GNLD but what is the evidence.

So I won't have to ask next time

luvguy:
carry ur slippers halele.....GNLD on point

Thanks bro. Whats the sign that made you see it as GNLD

I got this mail today and I need verification if it's genuine or from the highly feared GNLD

From:ADMIN <ignitelyteconcept11@gmail.com>
Date: Sunday April 24,2016
Subject:LETTER OF INTERVIEW DETAILS
To: ADMIN<ignitelyteconcept11@gmail.com>


CONGRATULATIONS AFTER CV REVIEW,
We were impressed by your background and we are pleased to invite You for an INTERVIEW with Brimstone Golden Concept which has been scheduled for WEDNESDAY 27TH APRIL 2016, the interview will start exactly 9.00 am

VENUE; 3rd floor,70c Nikky Africana Plaza opposite MTN
office ,first bank bus stop Allen avenue ikeja Lagos 

 Prior to the interview we will be contacting your references
as given on your application form. If you have stated that you do not wish us to contact your current employer, this reference will not be taken up unless you are successful an interview.

WE look forward to meeting you.

 
REGARDS

HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES

RECRUITMENT CONSULT

 http://brimstonegoldenconcept.com/

What makes me avoid standing up is the looks from people. I hate being the centre of attention and I see that as unwarranted attention

The church I attend then they form a habit of singing for you then every single person in the church will stand up and come give you a handshake....all because I'm a new comer. The attention too much abeg

Thanks everyone

The OP still didn't answer if it should typed or handwritten

OrangeDream:
I didn't even go sef..Dis tin is history na.. I have a better place now

Aii thanks

oseiwe:
Bros, na so we see am oh. From attacking midfielder to defensive midfielder, now central defender, very soon, once goalkeeper get red card, he will man the posts!

Michael Essien and Yaya Toure have both played centre back for Chelsea and Barcelona respectively

Waka dey go

Who is this mod?? it is 4 - 1 for christ's sake. Abi u wan minus our goals?

Bad belle!

OrangeDream:
Who got this please??
Sequel to indicating interest in our job advert Online.U're invited 4an interview by the HR of IGNITE CONSULTING as Customer Relation Manager,Wed.15th July.At 228,Ikorodu rd,Opp NEM Insurance,Palmgrove b/stop, Lagos. TIME: 10am.If d date/time is inconvenient, cal back,also com wit ur Credentials.REF:09020803071

Bro please how did this particular 'interview' go? I got a mail with this same address. Please I need to know if they are GNLD

ikubch:
Did you apply for it or not?

I applied various organizations via the Internet where jobs are advertised e.g jiji..ng They don't necessarily put up the nameof the companies on that site

I got this mail some moments ago I want my fellow nairalanders to let me know if this is a genuine interview or one of these GNLD scam??
You are hereby invited for an entry-level interview screening and chart with the REGIONAL HR ignite conint.ltd base on your response our HR DEPT will like to have close look at your resume and will like to meet with you to find out more about you and your role in our organisation on TIME 10am TUESDAY 26TH APRIL,228 Iikorodu road,KEYSTONE BANK busstop,palmgroove,lagos igt809422xxxx PLS PRINT OUT

The photographer cut my picture from the photograph

Almajiri1:
Then let this form of justice cut across board. Next time your kids take money or any of your belongings, pick a machete and slice off that hand okay? This is justice and it's humane.

Any of my kids that chooses to steal has his/her self to blame for the consequences. In short I will save this picture and show them want could happen to them if they engage in steal. Like i said, it's justice