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Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid A Head-On Collision While Driving by emperorchedda(m): 8:17am On May 27, 2016
golamike:


Mr man, as much as I would not want to downplay d place of common sense, I can boldly affirm that calling d name JESUS has saved people in times of accidents (either by averting d impending evil or restoring hope of living). I have seen living witnesses and heard of many instances.
Madam abeg carry religion go one side. If you like scream jesus 10times and not apply quick safety measure and see if you'll live to tell the story.

The amount of effort people are using to scream jesus should be used to slow down their vehicle, swerve out of the part of a crazy incoming vehicle or even apply emergency brake.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: RECRUITMENT: Police Fixes Date For Screening Nationwide; Here Are 8 Things You M by emperorchedda(m): 5:17pm On May 26, 2016
Ben6ene:


U should put on Agbada attire to d interview! is it a must to ask question?
If you can't answer a question why not skip it??
Politics / Re: See What Ugandans Think About Buhari On Facebook by emperorchedda(m): 8:22am On May 26, 2016
tripoli007:
If Nigeria should hold another election with the way buhari is going ..believe me the Daura President will loose ..he has become very unpopular among the masses that voted him into power.
LOL these people complaining now never voted him before yet he won, why do you think he won't win now
Romance / Re: Man Clings To Girlfriend’s Leg In Desperate Attempt To Prevent Break Up by emperorchedda(m): 9:13pm On May 25, 2016
Some men are just plain f00ls!

It totally infuriates me when I see a man begging a girl, when you can just get a better one the next hour
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Of Nigeria Insurance Is Recruiting (entry Level And Managerial Posts) by emperorchedda(m): 12:03pm On May 24, 2016
It's denying me entrance into my account even though I'm dead sure my i.d and password are very correct. I've even checked the mail they sent me and I'm using the correct password, why am I being denied access to log in and complete my application??

Cc: saqo
Politics / Re: Who Can Defeat Buhari In 2019? by emperorchedda(m): 2:22pm On May 22, 2016
chebeoc:
How some people put things in public forums as if we're all kids, southwest that vote olu falae in 1999, obasanjo in 2003 and osibanjo in 2015 are not tribalistic in politics.sometimes it's better to ignore how some people reason.
What about 2007 when they voted yar 'adua or 2011 when the voted Jonathan??
Romance / Re: Guys 6 Reasons Ladies Ignore Your Post On Social Media by emperorchedda(m): 8:59am On May 22, 2016
Bbsharon:


I don't even reply someone am not willing to chats with at all am just saying this messages are just in my inbox.
another problem!

When you snub someone it angers him thereby making him throw jibes at you, especially when he started the conversation well only for you to ignore him
Romance / Re: Guys 6 Reasons Ladies Ignore Your Post On Social Media by emperorchedda(m): 7:36am On May 22, 2016
Bbsharon:


I wish I can show you my inbox I dont even have some of them as friends.
do you know why your chats are like that?? It's very simple

Stop giving mono syllabic replies, stop answering with k everytime, stop replying 'what's up with you' with 'cool' stop replying 'what you been up to' with 'kul or nothing'. Make the chat lively by chipping in discussions
Romance / Re: Guys 6 Reasons Ladies Ignore Your Post On Social Media by emperorchedda(m): 6:32pm On May 21, 2016
Whether y'all reply or not we'll just move to the next person

No time to dwell on a proud girl who's probably not up to our level in reality

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Celebrities / Re: Akwa Ibom Finest Celebrities(pictures). by emperorchedda(m): 10:47am On May 21, 2016
rosieflower2:
wow! Datz nice... Hope u enjoyed my place during ur service year?
The masquerades were terrible. Do you live in uyo??
Celebrities / Re: Akwa Ibom Finest Celebrities(pictures). by emperorchedda(m): 9:45am On May 21, 2016
rosieflower2:
Ibiono.. Are u also from AK?
I'm not from Akwa Ibom but I served there, Ibiono Ibom LGA precisely in Oko ita
Celebrities / Re: Akwa Ibom Finest Celebrities(pictures). by emperorchedda(m): 4:14am On May 21, 2016
rosieflower2:
Proudly Akwa ibomite
Where in akwa ibom are u from?
Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by emperorchedda(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2016
Stupedinluv:


Oh nigger sit your ass down grin

Those girls dont look anything like bones to me or anyone, stop twisting the plain truth.

To me thick girls are fat girls with nicer/shapier muscles. But they are still fat and would get fatter anyway.
Lol

I just realized you've been joking all along and being economical with the truth. No man wants to be hitting bony structures, we need curves, meat, flesh, tiny waist but big asss, flat tummy but big boobss.

I still refer you to Nicki Minaj and Mercy Johnson or even Chika Ike. That's the beauty of a thick lady not bones and assless things
Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by emperorchedda(m): 4:50pm On May 20, 2016
boma95:


Look at this one... Lost confidence ke ?? Only my face beats your whole body.. Don't mean to sound like a braggart.. I'm also stating my obvious... I'm not interested in your type of slim biko... Looks like the malnutrition type.. Someone should really tell you the truth... Used to admire mist of your comments until you created this topic and I was forced to check your dp ... #belowExpectation
I feel you. Fat girls are unhealthy but THICK girls are *BLISS*

I'll do anything for a chubby lady. All my exes are thick as hell. Who doesn't need big boobss and asss biko

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Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by emperorchedda(m): 4:43pm On May 20, 2016
delightf:
Yes oooo jst as my mum is forceing me to eat when am nt hungry cuz of am slim,I love my stature nah we rock pass in nd out anything rockable,in dressing ooo nah we dey rock m
When u over fat to comedown ll be hell eat less nd eat more of frults,more on excerise
Nobody is talking about fat girls. We mean THICK CHUBBY CURVY, a girl with thick asss and boobss. That's what a man needs, we are not dogs that eat bones.

When you're thick your jeans fill up more, your resources shake more which is pleasing to the eyes

We need something to hold and lay our heads on

Lastly, not fat but THICK i.e Nicki Minaj, Mercy Johnson

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Politics / Re: NLC Strike Flops, Partial Compliance In States by emperorchedda(m): 10:56am On May 19, 2016
LOL buhari's government always wins

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Events / Re: The Money Sprayed On This Couple At Their Traditional Wedding in Imo by emperorchedda(m): 10:35am On May 19, 2016
My!

This money will make up for the amount spent on the wedding

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Politics / Re: Day 2: NLC -TUC Strike Updates by emperorchedda(m): 10:24am On May 19, 2016
massinola:
here in minna, niger state it is effective. FUT minna was shut down since yesterday. no academic activities as ssanu and ASUU have joined d strike. its better for federal government to persuade them to go back to the negotiation table and stop acting bossy before it's too late. no body has ever used gra gra to suppress NLC. u can ask abacha in his grave or obasanjo, Buhari can never be an exception.
In Enugu which is a PDP state corps members are seen teaching in their various PPA (govt schools), offices are opened, even motor licensing offices is running as I'm speaking to you not even one protest has gone in this state, so I ask WHERE IS THE STRIKE?
Politics / Re: Day 2: NLC -TUC Strike Updates by emperorchedda(m): 10:14am On May 19, 2016
Anticorruption:
very effective in Uyo, UNIUYO was shut down , no lectures, and no work yesterday



upon all the APC propaganda online to make it seem like a failure its actually working
This is the most laughable strike i've seen my whole life, was this how NLC embarked on strike during Adams oshiomole's era?? Or the 2012 strike??

If it was APC that caused this confusion on strike then they must be very powerful to disorganise 'strikers' something that has never been done in Nigeria, Obasanjo couldn't even disorganise NLC

Funny strike I must say (I just left the bank now and I'm heading to a friend's school, everything is fully functioning) lol grin grin ;
Politics / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo Accepting The Surrender Of Biafra In 1970 by emperorchedda(m): 1:03pm On May 16, 2016
mazidalima:

only an idiot will respond to a monkey, Nigeria won the war cos, Biafrans had no support, with no support they stood their ground for 3 good years, can any tribe in Nigeria stand that, with support coming from all super powers of the world, not even one super power stood with the igbos, yet they fought a war, one stupid thing about yorubas n hausas is that they think the Biafra civil war is a nigerian war, you are yet to taste one, the entire Nigerian nation has not seen war, am not saying we should go into another war, no, all am saying is if someone is tired of a marriage, what is the best thing to do? divorce is the next. why is yorubas n hausa angry when igbos want to go? its a shame with all your intellectualism you so called leaders can't do the needful of coming to table and letting IPOD to go their way. one promise i have for you bunch of retard is that your hatred of ndi-igbo will kill u all, honestly it will bury you people. i know 4 sure if Ojukwu had allowed the russians to come in. these madness from u all will never had happened. nonetheless we re greatful we have come back stronger, we dont want another war, but we re not coward, if anoda one start, i bet you, your beautiful Lagos will be like syria n bahgdad.
You made a mistake in your last sentence, Lagos isn't theirs, it's just located in the same geographical area with the south west, Lagos is a free for all i.e a no man's land developed by the FG and igbos (mainly)

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Romance / Re: PARENT And DON'T MARRY Him/her Issue by emperorchedda(m): 7:31am On May 16, 2016
Once upon a time a meaningful thread was derailed by kids

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Business / Duplexes, Bungalows And Self Contain For Sale And Rent In Enugu by emperorchedda(m): 7:22am On May 16, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by emperorchedda(m): 5:51pm On May 12, 2016
Lules:
sori o i rili feel for u, u ar slim nd u complain wen u get fat u wil stil complain.there ar problems associated wit al bodi size
There's no problem associated with a thick chubby lady (not fat), take a look at kim, Nicky, or even ghana's Juliet Ibrahim.

Thick girls are life!
Fashion / Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by emperorchedda(m): 5:47pm On May 12, 2016
Don't know but I can't just get attracted to slim girls, I love them thick and hot (thick not fat). The curves and how they bounce is just killing!
Politics / Re: The Official Fuel Price At Total Filling Station Today 12 May, 2016 Photo by emperorchedda(m): 1:35pm On May 12, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
I pray 1 liter of fuel sells for 50 thousand naira.

Next time you hear about change and Buhari, you will think twice.

I also pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years.

You voted for change ??
Here is the change, enjoy
Oga I am enjoying the change, very well sef

Fuel subsidy was always going to be removed sooner or later. What matters is where the money from the subsidy is disbursed into
Celebrities / Re: 50Cent Battles D’banj Over Imelda J’s Love. by emperorchedda(m): 1:27pm On May 12, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
50 cent is mentally unstable.
He has no friends, he wants to beef with everyone.
He went after Rick Ross and Rick Ross killed his career.
He went after the game and the Game buried his career.
He went after Meek Mill

He filed for bankruptcy
He still owns Rick Ross babymama $10 million.
He sold his mansion in Connecticut.

Dude is now broke and frustrated
Mumu!

How did Rick Ross end 50's career?? Yes he filed for bankruptcy so he won't have to pay Rick Ross' baby mama money she doesn't deserve

No one can end 50s career instead he ends yours, ask Ja Rule.

You need to go to NYC and see how much the man's various businesses racks up daily, even the daily newspapers are astonsihed

Don't mention Rick Ross, The Game or even Meek Mill (loooool) names were 50s name is mentioned. His only competition is Jigga, Diddy and Dre

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Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:51am On May 12, 2016
Thanks for reading. grin grin grin

Cc: Lalasticlala
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:50am On May 12, 2016
13. You, after realizing you can never go back to that pharmacy again.



Shame will not allow me

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Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:49am On May 12, 2016
12. When they tell you they don’t have any black nylons.



You people want to expose me

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Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:47am On May 12, 2016
11. Your face, all through the purchase.



Stop looking at me

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