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Mathematical:
You read my mind SERIOUSLY

Might as well read more lol

Mathematical:
Yeah you shouldn't agree with my generalized piece above, buh believe me every lady cheat one way or the other, sometimes it happens and you come back to ya real sense.. either an hour cheating or days..

I hope u don't wanna argue with the girls in here because they all gonna claim they don't cheat. So the ones that have been cheating sporadically are robots I guess

Lol! Naija girls prove him wrong

True that!
Though I still prefer a career woman who play a good role in providing financial assistance

I was surprised when Nairalanders brought this PYO - Pastor Yemi Osinbajo

She carry front and back

























Na joke I dey oooo

You're not far from the truth
They keep on selecting and selecting till they lose the person made for them in their bid to find Mr Perfect.
No wise guy will date a very pretty and hot lady and put her in his future plans because she might coincidentally run into Senator Babangida tomorrow and cheat on your sorry, hustling asss

He and his cousin are going back to otuoke come feBUHARI

Angel on earth

OP you are blessed! Guys hardly have sex with emotions, they do it just for fun and might end up not calling the girl again, they just wanna 'mark the register' but when a girl cheats, jeeez! emotions are deeply intertwined she is deeply into that guy to let him 'see her in and out' now the guy will have the keys to her body and will access anytime he wants to because he has seen it all. She will always have a spot soft for that guy whenever she sets her eyes on him, and whenever se'xual urge comes again and the guy is close she will give her coochie to him EXCEPT the guy doesn't want, now the guy is in charge. A girl that's ffuccked a guy will ALWAYS be emotionally attached to him. This is based on fact

NB: All gals will deny this but its proven fact!

Had it been you have a job you would have walked out of this abusive relationship, you see why its wrong to solely depend on men!
But come to think of it, why will you just give out your numbers to chykers? Aint you contented with what you have?? If you have truly fallen out of love then quit so you can continue with them chykers if you haven't then stop giving chykers greenlight!
You can't have them both

Nothing is wrong, just have your fun tomorrow will take care of itself

chrislu:
so my guess is u've neva been konjitised before.

ah oga free your guy nau. PM me if you wanna know such information

chrislu:
D way u jst spat out ur verse.

Let's just say I know my environment

ronald4lif:
Hookers don't profess love but runs babes can spin one's head with love, sweet talking you to part ways with more dough.

Hookers got a flat price for their services, runs babes got none, their rates depends on how muguish their prey is

Hookers are most time available in quenching conji but runs babes you have to inform her well ahead when you need her services, failure to do so will means she travelled to see her uncle from her aunts brother niece village who is sick

Hookers are not interested in going to that mall or high street shop with you, their dictum is money for hand back for ground, whilst runs babes you both have to shop in happening places and the best eateries as she can hardly have time to cook due to her busy schedules with different magas, and yes you both will be off to Dubai for sight seeing.

Hookers are more risk free of stds than runs babes as most alhajis eat raw and are ready to break the bank to see her succumb

Hookers are not interested in your private life, affairs and what you do with your wife or girlfriend but runs babes may want to see to your divorce

Damn!!! How long have you been in this game? Like phyno will say it 'onye nkuzi ndi nkuzi' you are professors professor

Runs girls lie a lot!!
Makes me laugh when they spit some of their lies

chrislu:
sorry to ask sir but are you currently dating one?

No bro I'm not. Why??

Yes I can!

Prostitutes are more experienced and when they stick to a man they stick to him, because they've seen 'it' all and nothing excites them again so you don't worry about them cheating.

Not forgetting their deadly skills in bed

raj2014:
emperor! here, again?

*winks*

In recent times my friends offline have been dissing me due to the way I diss females online, I never knew my comments on nl were being read by friends I know, nevertheless it won't stop me from saying the truth, girls are moved by what they see!

I realized I get along with a girl whenever I approach her on foot, she makes no demand, is respectful, fun to be with, committed and even call more often than I do but most girls I've approached with cars are..........HUNGRY! All they ask is 'where do you work? When are we hanging out? Where do you work and lastly where do you work?' Heck! These days I'm forced to park far away before communicating with a lady so they don't get deceived by flashy things.
Some look so beautiful you'll be so happy to meet them but immediately she gets to know half about you she asks for recharge card. I don't hesitate to play such girls

With this kinda mentality why won't guys bash them?!

Princecalm:
Well, not seeing this for the first time but that no. 20 really shows that if you say your house is far, another person's own is farther than yours

LOL true that

1. Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only Spanish-
speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African
country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in
Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid
Footballerof all time, he received about
£350,000weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a
Motswana, the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien. A
person from Burkina Faso is called a
Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than
England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel
Mugabe is the world’s most educated
President with 7 degrees, two of them are
Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in
Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goal
scorer in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most
visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for
Algeria, but the selector rejected him, saying
they are already many players like him in the
team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was once a referee
in prison.
16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for
11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest
Head of State and the world’s second oldest
Head of State. He was born 1924.
18. The Seychellois are the most educated
Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%,
Youth: 99%)
Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult: 91.2%, Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for gender
equality than England and USA.
20.Somalia got its first ATM on October
7,2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy Award
winners in Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than
China's.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaiah Afwerki is the
least richest President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent
country

lanicky:
Lol @ d bolded word.

Orientation?! Chaii! Lwkmd.

True that

Give a chance to one of those guys currently wooing you and stop salivating for something you can't eat

Though its a fake iPhone6 but she should be commended because Nigerian girls don't have the orientation of buying expensive things for their boyfriends

I don't even want anything to do with virgins

Hehehehehehehehehehe
So you think a player will still stick around watching a girl waste his time with silly games when he can just move on to the next best thing??
'He tries to woo you, you pretend you don't care, he moves on to the lady who gives him attention, end of discussion'
You can't play a coach!