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Can't even be in a pool occupied by 10 people

hilarious but truthful analysis

Will drive it for a couple of weeks then sell it to buy something less costly

So you think a lady will reply this?? They will just read and pass because they are 100% guilty

I'm a virgin so I know not

bebe2:


me too join ''team virgin ''

na e b say my maale too na team virgin. Let's go there!!!

bebe2:
hahaha,

u go girl!

even those of us wey don born no wan gree say we dey f*ck

tell them abeg. Naija girls and hypocrisy! O re mi gan

KingTom:
Boss I am in Church! Lalasticlala is my Parish Priest

women can't be a priest. Lalasticlala is FEMALE

farano:
hmmm

what's with you and mono-syllabic responses??

He's a busy doctor you don't expect him to abandon his dying patients because he wants to c'um.
Try to be understanding. I'm sure you can visit him in his work place sometime

MissMalia:
if dtz waht u tink.....bt we aint kid.Just dt no tym during d day...d decision is ours anyway.

yea, its yours

MissMalia:
u won't just undastnd.Fyn,Ma boo doesn't lyk nyt kal bt has 2 do it just 4 d both of us...Sure am gonna enjoy ma self 2nitE dan wait 2 get a text msg.Moreova,I av d whole of 2moro 2 slip........I guess u dnt lyk it too.

I'm never a fan of it. Don't even answer any call at night. I'd rather call you for hours during the day than lose my sleep to calls, its for kids

MissMalia:
xame hia switee....u r nt alone.Well,we decided 2 have a nyt kal 2nite.......

so what will you gain after losing your all important good night sleep?

True that! Especially the car picture.
Hilarious pictures you got up there I must confess

Lol.
Make it even, get yourself another chick and make her a side chick because that's apparently what you are to her

That's why she's a girl, a lady will get herself exposed in other aspects of life rather than just her physical appearance.
Hell yeah I love endowed ladies but I don't go far with them if they can't reason beyond fashion and beauty

Don't see anything wrong with it. Its just our Nigerian mentality getting in the way, making us think a lady living alone is wayward

The ones that come to the bank to toast babes. You see them standing by a table rolling their eyeballs on every big bumper

Women take this love thing to the extreme

Hell No! It will discourage others

Ok you've been noticed

Why be friends with an ex?
You are done with your business so just go on with other stuffs

ernesterioo:
Of the greatest lion and lioness, 84 days to go

I see u bruv! Keep repping

Its their nature and no one's business

Ariel20:
You would never meet such ladies cos like attracts like

so what about the majority of runs girls that deceive and end up getting married to innocent and well to do men??

obongproff:
U made it sound like day dont exist and I only sed I've met like 6 of dem and d whole write up was based on ma experience with dem. Forget d statistics sha

Yes sir

Prixus:
I think the level of bashing is equivalent to the amount of fake, greedy, n morally degraded characters these girls exhibit. in places like the US where people are more liberal these things we say don't mean much to the girls n the guys have learnt not to even bother saying things like we c on NL. there is less pretence over there. if you know the xter of an average naija girl then the way she tries to form saint about it u become irritated. the fault is from the girls who make it look.like if guys know they fuxk regularly then it's a big deal. stop the hypocrisy n we'll follow suite.

true that!

Speedy, Fishly and Coconut
I hated cabin because it made me thirsty

obongproff:
Sori sir, I've met at least 6 naija babes with most and all of dis qualities. D one dat shocked me most was the one dat paid for our drinks even doe I asked for the date. She paid when I went to d loo, and by d time I called d barman she told me not to boda. I was dumbfounded.

Am always lucky to meet such ladies sha, doe d rate is like 1 out of 10. I have a feeling I wd marry a lady like dis cos am always lucky to meet dem.

you just gave the same statistics with me and yet you say I'm wrong

I love this. But sadly you'll never meet a Nigerian gorl with these qualities, one will rather meet the ones that asks 'what do you do for a living?'

Not the fault of the guys, you need to come close to 10 Nigerian girls then you'll find out how wayward 9 out of them are. No one loves girls that fake and pretend, naija girls are the definition of pretense