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benard08:
The Medical Laboratory Council Of Nigeria has publicly announced this year's World Biomedical Science Day. It is scheduled to hold between Monday 27th-Wednesday 29th April, 2009.
Venue: Nigerian Institute Of Medical Research, Yaba

Guest Speaker: Prof. E.E.U. Akang, U.C.H., Ibadan.

Registration is free.

You can pass this information to others.

Cheers

Pls Bernard08, hw can i get an Internship placement for my sister?...She read MLS....been at home for 15months now.
Please your assistance will be appreciated by me.
Thanks in anticipation of your reply.

We don hear oo

Ok

Bolasola:
Facts Finder Post. A good job

Thanks bro

[quote author=Holuwadammie post=45073654][/quote]Na so oo...You'll surely see them in all States Camp!

Please guys, I need an internship place for my Sister. She studied Medical Laboratory Science(MLS). She's been at home for 16months now. Anywhere in the South South, most preferably in Benin, because she lives there. Other Places too will be considered.
Thanks!

ninodaniel:
my own case na my mama, I no even gt reason to give again and besides na since 2014 I graduate o

Guy, no be only you oo...I'm currently facing the same thing oo...All my family member don tire 4 me sef!....Graduated 2014 too!

Franchise21:
On spot... I encountered all these while I was in camp

Na so e dey be oo

TOMTOM15:
the selfie freaks.

Na so....na Ladies b dat o

LordIsaac:
Confirmed!

Thanks bro

lonngmann:
7) The fighter. Will fight everybody in camp before leaving

Boss....Ur head dey dere!.
Very Correct!

About NYSC... Laugh out your sorrow!

Papa: When are you going for your service?
Me: February ending sir
...........................................
After some weeks
............................................
Papa: How far your NYSC stuff?
Me: They shifted it to ending of March
...........................................
First week of March
...........................................
Papa: So which state did they post you to?
Me: They shifted it again to April 1st
Papa: No problem
...........................................
Last week of March
...........................................
Papa: Edu when are you going for your service?
Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th
Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving
me?
Me: No papa i swear to God
..........................................
Last week of April
..........................................
Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting,
where do they posted you?
Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for
stream2
Papa: what do you mean by dream2
Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2
Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're
talking nonsense am tired of your useless
stories, are you sure you have graduated
...THE END

Even as the Orientation Camps kicks off tomorrow, I feel obliged to quickly intimate you on the kinds of persons you are likely to meet. Have fun.

1). "Camp Commandants" : I call this sets of persons "I- too -knows". They are the ones who seem to know everything about anything in the camp, from drills, meetings, workshop, etc. They are the ones who will be eager to organise any line that seems disordered. They will tell you where registration will take place and all you need to present for registration. They are so much in touch and in charge of happenings that you are tempted to ask " Bros, you carry over NYSC?". Obviously they are the first in line to be made platoon leaders.

2). "JJCs": These set of individuals are the direct opposite of the "Camp Commandant". They ask you some of the most stu.pid and obvious questions, from "Where do I do my registration", "What do I need for the registration", to "When are we suppose to wake up", "Where is the toilet and bathroom", etc. And you are like "Babe, you sure say you go university so?". Frankly speaking, these persons can be really annoying. They will see you in a line that is meant for registration and they will be like, "Sorry, is this line for registration?"...And you would be like, "No, it is the line of Census"!

3). SUs (spiri- koko): Obviously, these individuals are in a hurry to get started from where they left off back in school. They are the ones who would wake you up from sleep with prayers and devotions. They will readily greet you with the "Bless you brother" phrase. You can be sure that they are the ones that would end up becoming NCCF prayer co-ordinator or better still, President.

4). "Show - offs": The description says it all. For the ladies, they are willing to show off the flashy phones, latest gadgets and more importantly, their "assets"(If you know what i mean), since they would be required to wear tight-fitted vests. Most of them are there to "Sell their wares" and would readily go to the highest bidder. For the guys, these ones would love to show off their "Six packs" and well built physique to the admiration of the ladies. These persons strongly believe that "If you got it, you flaunt it"! Abeg, who six pack don help?

5)."Attachées": These persons have made up their minds not to spend one dime of their money in camp. They will attach themselves to you for your provisions, soap, perfumes, etc. From the first few days in camp, they identify the rich guys/girls and they attach themselves to these persons forming "clique", tagging along at every single opportunity, all for what they can get from you. When you sight them, subtly let them know, "Bros, abeg you come your own, I come my own".

6). "Couples": Have you ever wondered how two persons can just meet themselves today and start clinging to themselves as if they've known for a long time. These set of persons are the ones who came with the vain hope of meeting "Mr. Right or Miss Perfect" in camp. You see them together everywhere they go. Obviously, you know these "wack 2-3 weeks relationship" mostly end up going no where.

7). Feel free to Add yours!

Originally composed by EmperorMGI and parcks.

chrysso83:
Jesus never founded your Church because u left the Church (Catholic) which was founded by Jesus

Will you keep quiet!....Can you just listen to yourself for once!.
You claim Jesus founded your Church (Catholic), but you people worship "Holy Mary, Mother of Christ....
You are just dumb!

paxonel:
As a result of this, may members have ran away.
I know one beautiful lady who could not get married because no man was Looking at her because of her boogus dressing all in the name of making heaven.
When she saw that even kumuyi son got married to a sexy jamaican, she quited.
Today she is married,looking contemporarily sexy and travels to UK as if UK is at her backyard

I pray their eyes be opened early enough!

emusmith:
sometimes sef, some happens to be married o

Hmmn!..
I classify that as "Confusion in Another Dimension".

emusmith:
lol, I miss your presence in my life...confused chick

Her level of confusion is unlimited!

emusmith:
Lolzzzz....you're not God oo

Na so na!....I no be God oo!

Ladies are the most confused fellows I've ever seen!

Why will you do all of this...and will still tell the guy No

Just ended n cut off totally from this kind of stupid relationship!.... 2months after, she's still sending me a txt..."I miss ur presence in my life". And I ask "Am I God".

Women.
Women
Women
Women
Women
They are naturally Polyandrist

@Op....Your challenge was your belief in it...When your belief changed about it...you got it.

And for those,saying the baptism of the Holy Spirit is "gibberish"...One word for you all.....You are absolutely missing a lot!...that's even if you're born again already!

Quote me anywhere, You cannot compare a Spirit- filled Christian with the evidence of speaking in tongues,to one who doesn't speak!....The difference is like comparing an Ocean to a Pool.

It is God that Baptizes people and not Pastors...Look unto God!

For steps on how to receive the baptism of the Holy Spirit...Quote or Pm me!

I drop my pen here!.

Zoharariel:
It is your entire generation & family tree that will be wasted & stagnated & cursed for life!

E pain am oo

Zoharariel:
It is your entire generation & family tree that will be wasted & stagnated & cursed for life!

E pain am oo...Lol

Zoharariel:
Mine is Bishop David Abijawara Oyedepo of fraudland. Do you know Y?

When Jonathan - the ineffectual buffoon visited him on January 25, 2015; he said - we will open the gate of hell on those who oppose you

Yes - you guessed right! Papa Oyedepo has since pocketed the keys to the gate of hell - after Buhari won the election for fear of being bundled into the EFCC or DSS dungeon

Whether the ineffectual buffoon is still in touch with Papa Oyedepo or not is what I cannot say

For your mind now, you've commented right?...Dullard like you!...Keep speaking based on false report!... Till your eye clear that you and your wasted generation are stagnated and under curse for life.
Mtcheew!...Smh 4 U

ireneony:
I don't have

My bible is my favourite pastor

Keep deceiving yourself there!....My bible is my favorite pastor!...How often do you even read the Bible personally sef?!..
Mtcheew!.

paxonel:
This approach of getting people repent by threatening hell do not go well at all.
Do you know how long this man has been threatening hell in that church? Since 30 years ago, yet the sin is increasing.
This shows that threats do no good but even more harm.
Threats make people to become dumb and mumu.
Why not educate the church members how to go about stop commiting sin rather than showering threats of hotter hell?

God bless you my brother...The level of Ignorance in this denomination is becoming alarming!. Who told them that Hell will be hotter for some persons....Let them keep deceiving themselves....God knows NO denomination!... He will judge every man equally.
Just like you said, teach the people how to overcome sin!
I can say that, this denomination is filled with hypocritical Christians...Their youths live in fear of their pastors and parents, and not the fear of God. When outside the perimeters of "both", they behave otherwise.
God help them all.

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Seconded!....Very True....Correct guy na him you be!