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Eighty-six new cases of #COVID19 have been reported;

70 in Lagos
7 in FCT
3 in Katsina
3 in Akwa Ibom
1 in Jigawa
1 in Bauchi
1 in Borno

As at 11:50 pm 19th April there are 627 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria.

Discharged: 170
Deaths: 21 https:///7gsnusWRow

hello people.... once again mermaid is real.. I should think there are even mermaids amongst the female nairalanders here..I don't care if you believe.. the spiritual controls the physical

bigpriik:

If choosing friends are based on simphood I would never choose my current friends I just like them for their high iq but when it comes to women they are chronic simps worst part of I try to help them with the drills I learnt here they call me love doctor,itk and all.

The worst of all is the youngest amongst all he is about 24 this guy is currently dating a girl that almost all the guys in our former compound has bleeped if fact the worst part of it is that he is in love with her every second he posts her pic on his watssapp status with different love captions

Sometime last year I posted about one them who got heartbroken by two girls back to back .he is currently dating again now but I just found out about the new girls past men it's horrible she is a freaky hoe .it seems this particular one is cursed to always meet the wrong type of girls.

My conclusion is that simps will always be simps it's a genetic thing no amount of advice will change it.

bro, I used to be a simp and when ever I recap those foolish and naive times of me I feel like going back in time... what do you expect, I'm valentine (forget the username here... emperorversion) see ehnn, women ehh they wicked... you need to look at the mirror naked and grab your balls... you can never have women when you play cheap and foolish... I won't want to be raw.. I've banged some Nairalanders here who were always posting about winners church this, men are scum, and all that bla... they post all that because of insecurity.. women dont need attention, be the attention.. be the game .. aghhh... I'm a flirting kind.. experience has thought me so.. Thanks to our father UBUNJA..

Lastly bia, when you go change this your username bigprik

PoliteActivist:
Stop posting rubbish

If you were wise enough to comprehend you will know this was an article not a news.... but you are fortunately foolish

Pharaoh350s:
I don't trust this news where did you get it from??
We need source
I don't believe gates will say something like that

Good question

https://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/655b23c955c4fc1607ececf7e7147c19?client=news

mignone:
Source please

Good question

read: https://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/655b23c955c4fc1607ececf7e7147c19?client=news

Bill gate has first accused Africans that they have no choice but to take the vaccines..
However, Bill Gates won't be cheerful as Israel is going to come out with a Coronavirus antibody in front of him. He is implying to have the entire of Africa inoculated with his own immunization.


Nonetheless, Africans have said that they will just acknowledge antibody from Israel and not Bill Gates, the US, China or France. Africans have sworn their faithfulness to Israel since it is the main authentic country inside their range. Israeli researchers are practically prepared with the immunization and will be accessible inside half a month. As indicated by Jerusalem post, the Galilee Research Institute is supporting the reason for the antibody. 

"Congrats to MIGAL [The Galilee Research Institute] on this energizing forward leap," Akunis said. "I am sure there will be further fast advancement, empowering us to give a required reaction to the grave worldwide COVID-19 danger," Akunis stated, alluding to the ailment brought about by the novel coronavirus 

Unquestionably, Bill Gates won't be content with Israel since he was delivering the antibody intentionally for Africans. Truth be told his significant other, Melinda Gates, had hinted CNN that she saw the entire lanes of Africa being covered with bodies. This maybe is intended to terrify Africans to acknowledge the antibody. Africans have dropped out with Bill Gates after they blame him for attempting to mightily inoculate Africans against their desire.

CsRockefeller:
Just 1 month while many have stayed without it for months, many others even years.

KONJI Minister's differently.. which one be your own sef

One month of konji. When you come out, your eyes for don blue. Dem go think say you dey wear contact lenses.

MummyIMadeIt:
Ur story is hard to comprehend, please proof read your story and clear the typo errors. Thanks

seriously bro

vyncentino:
Continue as I slept I woke up in the middle of the night I was shocked she was stirring at me she said was was this and that she said I have a girlfriend my wife now called her name my I was terrified and said I love her,but she loves me more that they ask her to bring me she no there was this picture in my room dig and other animals she was calling there names that they alive my life was miserable the next night was worst because I couldn't sleep she was rolling on my bed with white substance coming out of her mouth men I said I Don die dis pretty girl turns into something else I pray non of you witnessed it.my the following day I was to resume work she asked me to go to work 10am that nobody will ask me to my surprise nobody asked me why I came to work late I was to resume 7am,she said is only one person she can make rich and it most be her husband and the man most not cheat on her I said I was that man she said no I will cheat on her that's the consequences of cheating on her is death that she has seen it I can't meet up to her demands that my heart is with someone else before she sleeps she brings out tongue out like snakes my dear a lot I left out

moral: it's not every pussy we fvck... we all have to be careful and mind how you hurt girls.. They could ruin your destiny.. show me a man who progresses very well and I will show you a man who respects women.. being an Alpha male doesn't mean you shouldn't respect female.. I ain't saying you should be a simp too.. WOMEN/GIRLS ARE POWERFUL

cooluzi:
you look like d mermaid d op is describing

exactly... maybe she is coming after me here

samwash:
Than, what do you have to give in return ?
They can actually grant ur request if only you can give them what they ask you in return.
They have powers to do & undo, don't under estimate them.

una never see anything... I just pray you don't meet any .

topcatking:
I met a mermaid once.

RCCG Convention 2006.

Beautiful dark tall and incredibly smart.

I was smitten.

She was all alone... Like a rock in in the center of a river.

With the humongous number of people moving around her, they never seemed to get quite close to her.... There was just that weird 3-4ft of empty space around her.

In an auditorium where peops fought for chairs, sh ja 4 empty ones around.

I'm a sucker for dark beauties and I was with my male cronies (you know how that's always a recipe for fun and disaster)

I was dared to go and talk to her.

Till this day, I remember the first words she said when I said hello, she said "I have been waiting for you"

See, when you are in deep shit, you'll know.


To cut a long story short... The things she did to me in that same camp (physically) and the manifestations I saw (spiritually)... Suffice to say that I took God very serious after.

We were only together for 3 days.

My mums prayers and holy ghost service probably saved and kept me sane.


Till date, my friends still tell me they don't know what came over me.


Another thing I remember... She had faint rings around her pupils and her eyes glowed anytime she was displeased with anything.



People, just cos you have never seen or experienced it does not mean it doesn't exist. Pray you don't jam.

bro please I am curious what did she do to you spiritually and physically? because in my experience they are not harmful... i stand to he corrected

And true MERMAIDS ARE INCREDIBLY SMARTS... Not like all those full slay queens

It's always best to be married, but with the untimely death that comes with the problems and cheating of marriage, I logically prefer being a baby daddy... That way we bought have rest of mind and look everlasting youthful....

There are only two scams i know

1. RELIGION
2. MARRIAGE

LIVINGICON:
Are you guys kidding me?? Bush- babies exist, they are nocturnal primates. They are known as Galago. In Osun state, they live in enmasse. Can be found in the forest.

Mermaids but i choose to call them water-spirts are very real and exist amongst us on the SURFACE WORLD. And i have had a personal encounter with two of them. No jokes.

Don't mind them... They just all think the world is phsyical.... They have forgotten that since there is a GOD that there are also demons

For those doubters, it is lame for you to say I should snap a mermaid and send to you... but this is no big deal.... see some post below to see a Nairalander who believed this as I do.. infact then I never believed such..... and for those lagosians, how can you live in Lagos and don't know this exist... well...

finalboss:
have you seen one before
Do you have any evidence they exist perhaps location or picture

If you can't provide any of these then please keep quiet

Bushbaby,mermaid they both don't exist. Tf is bushbaby for Bleep sake

"busybaby" was a typo error I meant bushbaby... well j can't waste my time convincing you this morning.. you know this is true deep down but you just want to engage your self to doubt... You should know there are demons parading themselves in humans... they are mermaids... even some nairaland babes here na mermaids.. you will never know... I can never explain fiction, experience will... shalom.. I rest my case

many of you will doubt this, but really it mermaids exist just as you demons exists too.... nor be everything Fisher man or sailor see for river he dey talk... The other day my cousin saw a busy baby at Ijesha (check YouTube) how do you explain that... well na una know

It all started the night of December 20 last year. I boarded a bus from Orlu to Owerri town. I was attending a show and my favorite artist was billed to perform that night. I sat by the window of the second row, with one passenger left to complete it four.

As the bus crossed the Njaba river bridge, a tall fair beautiful lady stood by the roadside. She flagged down the bus, as the driver dragged his jalopy to a screeching halt. “Owerri?”, she inquired. The bus conductor opened the door for her and switched on the inner light. She negotiated her way inside and sat next to me. I praised God in my heart for sending this pretty damsel my way. The driver zoomed off.

As she adjusted to make herself comfortable, she unwittingly pulled up her mini-skirt, revealing her thick fleshy thighs in full bloom. I began to salivate and felt a bulge between my thighs. I couldn’t help the temptation, as I adjusted to steal glances of her thumping chest. As if she knew what was going on my mind, she brought out her phone and typed “Do you like what you see?” and showed it to me. I met her eye contact with a beaming smile, as I nodded in affirmation.



I was so sure in that moment that she was a “runs girl” looking for a quick night hook up. Confidently, I threw my arm over her shoulder and placed my hand on her chest. I met no resistance. My hand rested there for a while before I withdrew it, and place it gently on her laps. She looked at me and smiled as if she relished every move I made.

But I became scared and stopped just in time before other passengers noticed what’s going on. A feeling of guilt overwhelmed me. When we got to Akwakuma junction at about 10:30pm, I asked the driver to stop. I came down and boarded another bus to town. That was the only way I could flee that temptation. I was already running late for the show. When I alighted at Warehouse junction, the same lady from the other bus from Orlu stood there. She approached and whispered in my ears: “You can run, but cannot hide” – with a sardonic smile on her face.
I ignored her and started moving fast. There was no bus or taxi in sight. I wanted to get to Assumpta Cathedral at Control junction as fast as possible.
She followed me, and caught up with me at the “Otamiri” bridge between warehouse and control. She quickly held my hand and the next thing I could remember was waking up without my clothes on, in a hotel room, the morning of the following day. The bedspread was ruffled and I was so exhausted and hungry.

I managed to get out of bed, and went to the bathroom. I found nobody there. I realized that I was alone. She was gone. I tried to recollect how I got to the hotel. Nothing. I became so scared and cried. I found a note she left on the table that read:

"Marry me and I will give you the world, Ignore this and be impotent for life.. Meet me at Ngala river when your mind is ready to seek me"

That was when I felt my manhood and realized it was gone. I still don’t know what to do. I feel like dying. My entire world is ruined.

Note: This story is based on true life experience as narrated by an anonymous user. Locations and characters are intended for fictional purposes only.

Dear Nairalanders, do you sincerely have any experience with a mermaid or suspected mermaid??

This is the time to marry tho, you save cost

rusher14:
They did not donate to FG.

They donated amongst themselves and stored the funds with the CBN.

Dangote is the head of the committee managing the funds.

Sometimes I wonder if Nigerians do not read the details.

instead of donating among themselves and storing it with CBN which is still invariably the govt.. why didn't they just help or render even not financial assistance.. food stuffs to MEMBERS.. That's the question ?

jullary:
u dont know that most Nigerians no get brain

lol.. I swear down my brother...

J111333:
Why donate to FG when one can donate to villages, towns, LGs or even state governments who deal directly with the people.

bro all these stuff is just for publicity... I won't be surprised they are doing this so they can be in the good books of these politicians....

They nor send their members or people around...

My daddy in the Lord said this, my daddy in the spirit said this... all na scam.. I met a winners member the other day criticizing dangote saying he didn't donate enough... I confronted her, oyedepo what has he donated or who among the members he don epp this period, she suddenly got furioused and said dont judge... ohh, but you fit judge Dangote abi..

see ehnnn, I want to be honest.. make I just clear una the truth... govt can do less in terms of aiding Nigerians across the states than these pastors... It would be easier if pastors on their own just render little assistance to members in every of their denomination... They can do this... you know how many richest pastors of the world come from najja

meetme01:
After lockdown, they would go for thanksgiving.

Isn't that what they do best... you will never hear them or see them assisting members.. always prophesying and milking members

I owe no church or anybody here an apology, truth is as this lock down extends, with no alternative for business for feeding, there will be more hunger and crime will increase exponentially... I am really angry infact I am HANGRY.. (HANGRY: hungry and angry- new word in dictionary)

How would pastors and billionaires donate millions and millions to FG yet you have members who are suffering from dont even think if they could survive the next day... you literally milk the poor widows and members money and then you donate it to some FG.. what is that.. is that nor some political campaign or what? in the house of God? even Christ gathered people then and fed them with fishes and loves... is it wrong in times like this to share even if it's rubber of rice or garri to the most vulnerable in churches....

chai!!! the world has gone blind and hey before you start accusing me particularly ladies you know I am saying the truth... enough of this our papa this our papa that.. most of you even respect and reverence your pastors more than your husband's.. that's why he can bleep you and call it Holly bleeping and you damn fall prey...

it's a pity... soon crime will increase I swear, because people will be forced not to die of hunger and they would... This is the wrong time to preach or tell people Jesus loves you .. visit them or give them food and show them Jesus loves you not over the mic with false pretence..

I'm angry... abegee

My story continues, truth is completely eliminating masturbation doesn't come easy at all... your mind still goes there, you have those imageries in your mind and you still wish to play with your self... It takes determination to let go of it, but one of the major way to deal with masturbation is AVOID BEING IDLE, this is exactly what breeds the thought of trying it out...(just a little won't cause harm, you may say).. you compensate yourself with fake stories like it doesn't being STDs and doesn't lead to unwanted pregnancy but the truth is the long term effect of it can kill you and make you useless psychologically and health wise... truth is you can't masturbate moderately.. it's a real deal to stop it, but you first need to avoid being alone...

just as the law of thermodynamics states Energy can neither be created nor destroyed... habits cant be destroyed, instead they can be transferred, I had to come off with another new habit of gaming and public outing to let this dilemma go.... All I ensure was to make sure this new habit lasted for 3 weeks and zoom I had no interest in masturbation again.. This time I had to stay all clear of porn too... (if ain't tasting the soup, stay clear from the sweet aroma)

Now my game since then has improved, I'm not married tho but I have a serious fiancee and I feel much better, I feel more content added to me, more concentration and more results... The truth is abuse is always an issue... whether masturbation or usual sex but trust me masturbation isn't an option... it makes you socially akward, kills your manliness, concentration level drops... while I insist addiction to anything is worse, masturbation causes more harm... please be safe

I am sorry for the halt in my story, I should commence my write-up, meanwhile I had a busy time reading through your comments about masturbation and all.. I reserve my comment and judgements on that tho....


so let's go

typing...

can you really masturbate moderately.....?