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Nebuchadnezar:
the thing pain some women

they should stop pretending
no Nigerian girl will turn down a multi billionaire

I disagree. Only those who have no ambition and are always looking for the easy way out. If you are confident and you believe in yourself, doing something like this will hinder your progress and will mess with your plans entirely.
Not everybody want to be rich just for the sake of being rich. Some want to make a mark, change the world.

Akathriel:
Orunmila's Warning To Regina Daniels

Iwo oye, emi oye

Oye sese nlaa bo lòke

Won se bi ojumo lòmo

A difa fun Regina Daniels

Oni furo pelebe to n post pictures s'ori instagram - ti nse aya ikarun Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj.

Orunmila ni ki Regina Deniels rubo awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers

Ki won maa ba fa silè - pada si ese ààro re

Oni bawo lawon bloggers ati rumour-mongers sèlè di ohun lowo?

O pawo lèkèè

O p Èsu lòlè

O worun yànyàn bi eni ti ko lè pada si ese ààro

O ko eti aigboràn si ebo

Nigba ti awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers bere propaganda won

Awon fans lori instagram na beere si ni da petrol sinu fire.

Òyun to wa ninu Regina ba di omi

Arin ohun ati Oko ree (Ned Nwoko) ba daru

Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj ba gba gbògbò òwò ati materials ati properties to fun Regina ati iya re pada lowo won

Regina ba pada si ese aro re.

Ohun ati Iya re baa nsukun ègbèèrè


Translation


You are the light

I am the light

When the light appeared in the horizon

The people thought it was already a daybreak

Cast Ifa for Regina Daniels - the flat buttocks damsel, that was always posting her pictures on Instagram - The 5th wife of Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada.

Orunmila told Regina to make sacrifice - because of bloggers and rumour-mongers.

So that they would not pull her down - and send her back to square one

She said how can bloggers and rumour-mongers hinder her progress?

She took the Ifa priest as a liar

She called Èsu a thief

She gazed arrogantly at the Heavens as if she could never be pulled down.

She turned deaf ears to the warnings of Orunmila

When the bloggers and rumour-mongers began spinning their propaganda

Her fans too on instagram began pouring petrol into the fire

The pregnancy in Regina's tummy came down

The sweet romance between she and her husband then turned sour.

Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada collected back all the money & everything he once gave her & her mother.

And Regina went back to square one

She & her mother started crying like bush babies.

Baba o

wondaboi2010:
Can u email me at planetboi2003@yahoo.com I want to discuss with you

I sent you an email but you haven't replied.

dapsy4u2:
You must be very stupid for quoting me!
Do you speak Yoruba?
Didn't you see the meaning by the side of each word has different pronounciation but same spelling
What rubbish are you spewing!
Cretin and idiot!

I speak Yoruba and all what you wrote are not pronounced the same way. Get your facts right before coming to an online forum to write gibberish.
In Yoruba language, there's two pronunciation for o. The first one is pronounced "o" while the second is pronounced like "or", so they are not the same thing. Stop quoting me and just go look for your brain.

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dapsy4u2:
Another one.....

Oko - Husband

Oko - Hoe ( farm tool)

Oko - penis

Oko - Stone

O ko - reject it

O ko - packed it

Stop saying what you don't understand. All what you wrote are completely different from each other. Where is your brain?

amaniro:
Zahra should keep quiet. Her dad can't be worshipping God and still making us suffer this economic Holocaust.

So, what is he worshipping?

Olanipekun1:

model with tribal mark

one can only imagine how depressed this lady will always be with this tiger claws mark
forget the social media confidence
no lady will want such on her face
chaii
yeroba Muslims ronu oooo

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BadTaste

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ushafe:
I don't understand you, can't somebody tell his wife to dress in Godly way

You can tell her but you can't force her. That's what I was saying. He said 'two captains can not live in a ship", who is the captain he is talking about? You have to respect the other person's decision, it's her life. He is very controlling and rude.

DMerciful:
When you're ready for marriage your views will change! You will know that relationship is about compromise on both parties and there are some that a man stamps his feet on. Imagine divorcing because of indecent dressing as the allegation from your husband, it's very shameful!

And how are you sure I'm not married? You think all men behave like this? My husband is my best friend not my boss. He can advice me but not command, and we both understand that. Like I said, grow up.

Souqwaqif:
Thank you all for both destructive and constructive opinions and counsels.Through your advise I have been able to discuss with her dad,and discovered he was already aware,but kept mute till I called him this afternoon and he was very happy that I reported the matter to him,he assured me he will caution her daughter but advised me not to use such demeaning words"disappointed and ashamed of her daughter " due to her poor dressing.Tho I apologized to him(father).But I still insist that I was angry because she has to do the needful or live her life with whomever is making her dress in such manner even after I bought good cloths for her.Although the dad told me he spent some money on her all these while I have been mute and will still remain mute until the needful is done,I immediately refunded the money back to him.I really appreciate all your good counsels and insults from the small minds but only God knows my heart that I won't like my woman to dress like a harlot and if she is not ready to apologize and change to be a good model to our daughter then two captains can not be in a ship.Thanks

You are so rude. Very, very rude. What type of woman marry this kind of man? I pity your wife. You are not the captain, neither is she. You should live together as a team, build your home and stop this religious freaky mindset of yours.

badadvice:
Personally, i'd rather and even demand my woman dress slutty when we're alone in the house.
Short gown, bum short, panties and bra or just panties without a bra etc ish.
But since op doesnt like that, i'll advise he dumps/divorces the lady.
A lady who doesnt dress the way her husbands demands deserves to be dumped/divorced regardless of how kind, loving, faithful, respectful, etc she is.

I read your comment, and I want to reply you. Then I saw your moniker, that's when I laugh.

DMerciful:
You can see that your experience has made you sentimental. The Op said he repeatedly corrected her and after a little improvement she goes back. You need to understand there's a difference btw bf and husband. I myself do tell my wife few times to change her clothes while going out if I'm not comfortable with it, thank God my wife is quite respectful. A man said his wife wears clothes that are uncomfortably short, you a stranger is saying how short is short! Are you saying he doesn't know what he is saying. If a woman is not looking for market why the advertisement?

I'm sure you are one of the control freaks she's talking about. No one has the right to tell an adult how to dress. She loves what she wears, so what is the op's problem. If you can't deal with it, then leave her. It's her life

A woman doesn't need any advertisement to get a man. Her mode of dressing does not mean she is doing it for another man. You people should grow up!

zurich1010:
These Biafran people and beautiful skin tone, always looking fresh like African Americans. You can tell they are not the same people with Afonjas and Hausa-Fulani attaching to them by fire by force.

Where is your brain?

Clevite:
Osun people are still really angry against Aregbesola. To be candid, Aregbesola seriously damaged Osun people's psyche against APC. Osun was an undisputed stronghold of the APC. That was between 2011 and 2014. But Aregbesola overrated and overreached himself. He and his Tinubu cult of Lagos took the people for granted.

Talk of being full of oneself and arrogant?! He rode on a voyage of self-will, closing his ears against the people's cry. He disregarded the civil servants, serving and retired, thinking he had the the masses always in his pocket, regardless of the cries and protests of the working class.

The error of his judgement now stares him in the face and his Party is now suffering for it.

PDP would have taken over the State since September 2018, if they had presented a more acceptable gubernatorial candidate and if there were not too many opposition candidates dividing votes unnecessarily.

The only saving grace for the APC not to lose the State to opposition in the next four years is if the current Governor perform to the acceptance of the people. Any thing other than that, I see PDP taking over Osun State in the next four years.

Do you live in Osun state?
If you don't, then stop all these rantings about the people not liking Aregbesola

unity004:
we the kind hunger & joblessness in the country, some people that have grains in their skull stil vote for buhari, what a pity

So unemployment start in Nigeria when Buhari became president? Excuse me, how old are you?
Nigerians have been suffering since Abacha.
You have no damn right to say someone has grains in their brain because they choose to vote for whoever they wish. It's obvious how dumb Atiku supporters are.

Raydos:
I'm not saying buhari won't win this election Ooh, but I am not sure he will live to see the end of his tenure

How can a living being say this kind of thing to a fellow living being?
Some people are just plain stupid

iHart:
your location.

Osun State

iHart:
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Well done!
Please, where can I get these cartons?

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FTF2069:
@Empressabbie, solved it?. Try this

1. Inside of your button call the function like this:

<button onclick=payWithPaystack()> 

2. Inside of your Script.js or <script>
2a. You have to disable the default action of your submit button first. Like this:

document.getElementById("yourFormIDhere" ).onsubmit = function (e) {
        e.preventDefault();
    };

2b. Followed by getting the details from the form. Like this:

    var email = document.getElementById("email" ).value;
    var amount = document.getElementById("amount" ).value;
    var xyz = document.getElementById("xyz" ).value;

2c. Followed by the paystack function;

function payWithPaystack() {

    var handler = PaystackPop.setup({ 
        key: 'your_public_key', //put your public key here
        email: email, //put your customer's email here
        amount: amount, //amount the customer is supposed to pay
        xyz: xyz
        metadata: { ...

 

you could sync step 2b and 2c together in a single block.

Thanks, I'll try this also

asalimpo:
what's paystack all about? Is it d equiv of paypal or what? Competitor to interswitch? Fill me in ?

It's a payment gateway

pelumi22:
Bro just use the Dom to send the value of the form to the corresponding object

Thanks, I'll try this

By the way, I'm not a bro

Good day everyone,
I want to integrate Paystack into my website but I don't know how to collect the customer's email, name and so on. I already made a form but I don't know where to send the values

I'm using this:

function payWithPaystack() {

var handler = PaystackPop.setup({
key: 'your_public_key', //put your public key here
email: 'customer@email.com', //put your customer's email here
amount: 370000, //amount the customer is supposed to pay
metadata: {
custom_fields: [
{
display_name: "Mobile Number",
variable_name: "mobile_number",
value: "+2348012345678" //customer's mobile number
}
]
},
callback: function (response) {
//after the transaction have been completed
//make post call to the server with to verify payment
//using transaction reference as post data
$.post("verify.php", {reference:response.reference}, function(status){
if(status == "success"
//successful transaction
alert('Transaction was successful');
else
//transaction failed
alert(response);
});
},
onClose: function () {
//when the user close the payment modal
alert('Transaction cancelled');
}
});
handler.openIframe(); //open the paystack's payment modal
}

I don't know how to get the customer's email, please help me.

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